August 6th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”, would that make Lee Otway a woman then?
Last night saw Lee running around the Love Island camp, kicking screaming and swearing at fellow celebrities, after finding out that Colleen Shannon doesn’t actually fancy him.
Love Island producers got all Big Brother last night, and introduced a twist that no one would have seen coming. While the boys were having a lads night, and the girls were enjoying a pyjama party, Love Island bosses decided to beam portions of the girls chat onto a TV screen in the boys room. Unfortunately for Colleen, they happened to be chatting about her lack of feelings for Lee.
Colleen confessed: “I just can’t let it go on any longer, I just feel like I’m in sixth grade. I have to go and tell someone I just want to be friends because it’s not like in the outside world where you can just get a call and then say ‘Can I call you back?’”
Devastated Lee burst into tears and wailed “I feel like a right little girl in front of you lot.�
As the boys made to rejoin the girls, Brendan hurriedly warned Colleen about what Lee had heard.
Colleen followed him and exclaimed
“I think you’re the greatest but we’re just better as friends,� she offered. �I was thinking of us being together and trying to see if we were just friends or if it could be something romantic.�
But an angry Lee spat: “F*** you Colleen. You should have said that to me instead of leading me on. It’s not fair. You’ve f***ed with my feelings and f***ed with my head. I hope you know you’ll never meet a guy like me who’ll do anything for you.
“You’re someone I’ve invested a lot of feelings in, who I thought I had a special bond with.�
Lee flew into a rage, kicking a tree in the process, before storming into the Beach Hut and smashing up a £3,000 microphone, hurling things at the screen and then finally threatening to leave!
With any luck he will be evicted tonight, his puppy dog eyes are starting to bother me!