Love Island 2006 is becoming more like Big Brother every day. During the first few weeks of Big brother you would have been forgiven for thinking they had fitted a revolving door, as so many people kept walking out!

After Steve-O’s shock departure last week, Dennis Rodman has now followed suit and left the Love Island camp.

Why?

“I wasn’t brought all the way around the world to be a babysitter,â€? grumbled Rodman.

“I just couldn’t deal with all the little kid talk, the fighting and b*tching and complaining. I wasn’t into all thatâ€?.

“But I came here to do what I had to do,� said Dennis, “And you know? I had a good time�.

So what did Mr Rodman make of the other Love Island inhabitants?

“Me and Chris hit if off, Brendan was heaps cool, and Paul was like the comedian�.

“Paul kept everything lively and going, especially when he started after a couple of drinks… Paul was the man!�

“I think Sophie can be a bitch, but she knows how to play the cameras and votes�.

Poor Lee came of worst though….

“What’s the kids name again? Oh Lee…”

“He’s in between a little transsexual and a little gay guyâ€?.

True Rodman gold!

For the first few weeks of Love island 2006 it seemed as though Shane Lynch had it sorted. He was definitely leader of the pack, all the boys looked up to him and all the girls swooned whe he came near.

But it looks as though Shane could now be replaced in the celebrities affections by newcomer bad boy Dennis Rodman.

All the boys swarm round him constantly, and we have definitely seen an increase in laddish and overtly sexual behaviour since the basketball star arrived in camp.

Since Dennis arrived Shane seems to have taken a back seat, often disapproving of the conversations, or of peoples actions. Will Shane regain top spot? Hopefully right after Dennis is speedboated right off of there!

For the first few weeks of Love island 2006 it seemed as though Shane Lynch had it sorted. He was definitely leader of the pack, all the boys looked up to him and all the girls swooned whe he came near.

But it looks as though Shane could now be replaced in the celebrities affections by newcomer bad boy Dennis Rodman.

All the boys swarm round him constantly, and we have definitely seen an increase in laddish and overtly sexual behaviour since the basketball star arrived in camp.

Since Dennis arrived Shane seems to have taken a back seat, often disapporving of the conversations, or of peoples actions. Will Shane regain top spot? Hopefully right after Dennis is speedboated right off of there!

American basketball star Dennis Rodman is certainly no stranger to reality Tv. His latest stint was in January of this year on Celebrity Big Brother, where he tried it on with any female that moved!

Watch out Paul Danan as Dennis is due to enter the Love Island camp tonight, and I think there will be fireworks. Dennis is a smooth operator at best, a sleaze bag at worst. He will p**s off at least a few of the boys by attempting to steal their women, but who will fall for it?

For Shanes sake, here’s hoping that Sophie falls hard for Dennis and leaves the way clear for Colleen or Emily to make their play for the Irish studmuffin!

She may be head over heels in love with Preston, but celebrity big brother winner Chantelle Houghton has not softened towards fellow housemate Dennis Rodman.

Nuts magazine questioned her about her old Celebrity Big Brother housemates: “If Dennis and Pete [Burns] were the last two men left on earth, who would you choose?�

Chantelle wasn’t exactly subtle in her reply: “There’s no way I would’ve gone anywhere near Dennis Rodman. Never in a million years.

“I’d kill myself first and they’d have to get it on with each other.�

Not a nice mental picture!

After his eviction from the Celebrity Big Brother House last night I watched Dennis Rodman’s interview with Davina McCall and never before had I seen such a stilted conversation on TV. That is until i watched him talk to Dermot OLeary this morning on Big Brother’s Little Brother.

Dennis refused to offer an opinion on anyone or anything. The most revealing comment he made was that he would never go back into the Big Brother house ever again for any amount of money.

He refused to remove his sunglasses or hat when Davina asked him to, so it was impossible to gauge how we was reacting to the questions asked and footage shown.

I for one am glad that he and George were evicted last night, lets see how bully boy Pete Burns gets on without his two groupies backing him up eh!

The remaining housematres in the Celebrity Big Brother House have been set what will probably be their final task. They are to make a movie telling the story of their time in the house, the twist is that each housemate is strictly forbidden from playing the part of themselves.

I think that Chantelle should play Dennis Rodman, Preston should play Maggot ( who can tell the difference between them anyway?) but who should play Pete Burns? There is no one in that house with lips half as big as they need to be for that role!

The three nominees for eviction have been chosen, but the process will take a bit of a twist this week!

Instead of the usual one contestant being evicted this Wednesday two of the nominees will be leaving the show.

The public has a choice between Dennis Rodman, George Galloway and Chantelle Houghton. During this weeks house nominations Galloway received four votes, while his fellow nominees received three each.

It looks as though Dennis Rodman is no gentleman, but would prefer to be the type who kisses and tells.

Dennis famously dated Madonna for two years in the mid nineties and when asked about it by fellow housemate Chantelle he commented that she has a great body but is “way too controlling!”

I don’t think Madge is gonna like that!

If you saw celebrity big brother tonight you will know what I mean!

Dennis was obviously ‘in lust’ with Chantelle the fake celebrity. So much so that Jodie Marsh and Traci Bingham were gossiping about and spying on them to try and catch them ‘at it’!

Dennis kept holding Chantelles hand while they lay in their beds and at one point asked her if she ate c**k (classy chat up line I know!).

How stupid will he feel when he finds out shes been fooling them all and in reality is just a normal Essex girl with a dream to be famous!

If like me you have been wondering who the people in Celebrity Big Brother are, and just why they are called celebrities, then have a look at this article in The Guardian. It has a great summary about each housemate and their road to fame!