When liberal amounts of the instant tanning lotion had done its worst, Marcus’s jaw dropped when he saw Sophie.

“Sophie… What have you done?!” he gasped as she glowed in the dark, or at least, she would’ve if it was dark.

“Instant tanner! Why, do I look stupid?”

Erm, there’s no shortage of mirrors Sophie…

Kris immediately burst out laughing when he spotted her – as indeed you can from space.

“What are you two doing?! You’ve got to wash it off!”

“You can’t even tell that much” said Dogface, showing that either she needs glasses urgently or else she’s a glass half full sort.

“You put make-up on over the top” she told Kris who replied rather aptly, “**** off!”

“What’s the problem?” asked a bewildered Rodrigo, while admiring his new orange look. “We just want to look tanned!”

In the same way snow’s a bit white…

“Are you mental?!” said Marcus who couldn’t stop staring.

“I like it” said Dogface to appreciative nods from Rodrigo… bless ‘em.

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