Freddie the toff went from being favourite to win, to being evicted from the Big Brother house tonight.

Freddie is the 10th person to be publicly evicted from the Big Brother10 House and received 53.61% of the public vote.

As part of attempting to gain housemate status, Freddie officially changed his name by deed poll to Halfwit. However, today, as part of Big Brother’s special prizes, to the housemates as a reward for passing this week’s shopping task, Halfwit was given the chance to legally change his name back to Freddie.

No more jazz singing, no more weird rows with Bea, will you miss the Fredster? You know what? I don’t think I will.

No sooner had Halfwit begun to be a little more liked in the house, he opened his mouth and inserted his foot last night, further alienating Kris and a few of the others too.

It seems that he’d been waxing a bit too lyrical about his views on Kris and Sophie’s relationship, despite being advised by Siavash to keep his opinions on the down low. And regrets, he has a few today… and a bit of a hangover.

“One of the reasons I’m upset” he told some of the housemates, “is Siavash gave me some damned good advice and I promptly did completely the opposite… Read more & comment »

Sree told Marcus and Freddie last night how much he loves England and why…

Apparently, England is a place where he can do what he wants whereas in India, he has to live by “policies and rules.” However, Marcus and Freddie told him that such a liberal attitude to things like going out when he likes and car ownership, mean he’s on the road to ruin.

Sree had been telling Marcus and Freddie that he intends to show his children in years to come the plaque that bears his name at the university he attended. He then got onto the subject of why he loves our green and pleasant land so much… Read more & comment »

Oh dear… there’s trouble in the kitchen this evening and it’s a very, very serious issue. Sree has used a lot of garlic!

Yes I know. I was shocked too, but fear not, Halfwit was at hand to put a stop to the madness.

“Let’s just put half the garlic back so we can have some for the rest of the week” suggested Halfwit pleasantly enough.

“Don’t eat my brain, you’re eating my brain” said Sree, but at the time of writing, there was no confirmation that Halfwit is in fact eating Sree’s brain… Read more & comment »

As a birthday present, Big Brother granted Halfwit the “Gift of Normality” yesterday, which meant that he could choose either to go back to being called Freddie instead of Halfwit, or he could let Dogface go back to being Sophie or allow Noirin to stop putting on her glasses and moustache.

In true gentlemanly form, he chose to free Noirin of the marker-pen grind and she’s now sans drawn on facial features. She was of course delighted and Freddie was rewarded with cheers and appreciative slaps on the back from the other housemates. In addition, they all received carrot cake, music, booze and no less than 9 tokens.

However, it seems that it all got a bit grossly erotic soon after… Read more & comment »

Yesterday was Halfwit’s birthday but of course it was also the Summer Solstice, so BB decided to combine both events to create a summer day of love in the house. Early yesterday, Halfwit was called to the diary room to begin the celebrations…

“Halfwit, Big Brother would like to wish you many happy returns of the day.”

“Thank you very much! I’m 24 today” he gushed.

“Halfwit, not only is it your birthday today, but it is also the Summer Solstice. In light of this, Big Brother would like to combine the two events into one big celebration… Read more & comment »

Freddie is a 23 year old student, and very much the privileged twat.

The Oxford University graduate describes himself as a polymath: a free spirit for whom 2009 is about blossoming, which is why he decided to go into the Big Brother house.

Freddie lives with his parents in a stately home. He gets annoyed when people put his achievements down to the wealth of his parents. He defines his parents as clever although they annoy him sometimes, but as their house is so large it doesn’t matter as he only really sees them at meal times.

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