Playboy king, Hugh Heffner, has revealed that he won’t be marrying his current girlfriend, Holly Madison, EVER!

Holly stars in the E! Entertainment show, ‘Girls Of The Playboy Mansion’ and moved into Heffs mansion in 2001, and into his bedroom the following year. However after his previous two divorces Hugh has revealed that he has no plans to marry again.

The 82-year-old said: “I love Holly very much and I think we’re going to be together the rest of my life. But marriage isn’t part of my puzzle. It’s not a personal thing – I just haven’t had much luck with marriages.”

Madison, 28, added: “We are no closer to getting married than we were years ago. It’s like a car stalled at the side of the road.”

Ok, I am about to admit to a very embarrassing secret. I actually quite like to watch Girls Of The Playboy Mansion on the E! Entertainment channel.

Understand that I only do so when no one else is at home, and no one can bear witness to my rubbish taste in TV shows. But there is something quite relaxing about watching girls with a lower IQ than my dog, flash their boobs and traipse after an (almost) octogenarian in the hope that he will marry them and then die, leaving them commander of his fortunes.

So then I heard that the mosty annoying playgirl, Kendra Wilkinson, took part in an MTV reality TV show called Celebrity Rap Superstar, which airs in the UK later this month.

I looked her up, and guess what? She is no better at rapping than she is at keeping her assets covered! Check out the video of her trying to ‘Hold Up and Pimps Down’!