Last night’s fish and chip supper and letters from home meant that the Big Brother housemates were all in a good mood, and of course, that couldn’t last long…

As the evening wore on, a row kicked off between Bea, Marcus and Charlie, and – for a change, not – it was all about Bea’s negativity, or as she argued, her “intimidation” at the hands of, primarily, Freddie.

It all started when Siavash and Freddie were yet again discussing how Bea is “playing a game” by making friends of Lisa and David. They never tire of it do they?? Read more & comment »

It’s a battle of the titans in the house this week, with Marcus and Halfwit both up for eviction, but who do you want to see doing the walk of shame on Friday?

Both housemates took the news fairly well and David was just delighted that his name wasn’t called by Big Brother when the results of this week’s nominations were revealed.

After BB announced that Marcus and Halfwit were facing the boot, David screamed out,

“Is that it?!” Read more & comment »

Media reports today indicate that Big Brother bosses could be about to launch an investigation following viewer complaints that Sree had “taunted” fellow housemate Freddie about being dyslexic.

The incident occurred when Sree and Freddie got into a row over Sree’s use of garlic last week. During their row, Sree said, “You’re a dyslexic student from Oxford. “What’s 15 times 15?”

More on this as we get it. Read more & comment »

Following their many rows, Lisa and Halfwit have made up this morning, as he predicated they would.

“I don’t dislike you and I don’t envy you because your family are rich” Lisa told Halfwit in the garden.

“No, I know” replied Halfwit.

“Sometimes people are scared to approach me” said Lisa, adding, “but I’m probably one of the softest people in the House”

Soft? Erm, ok, if you say so, scary skinhead lady.

“You wanna be careful with the acid tongue though” said Halfwit who it seems isn’t bothered whether he lives or dies… Read more & comment »

Doing the shopping list has rarely been a time for harmony and peace in the house, but this year – so far – it’d all gone pretty smoothly. Too smoothly possibly and today, things erupted shopping list styly, big time, as many of the housemates might say, like.

No details of what caused the row are available yet but we do know that Marcus got so riled up that BB had to call him into the diary room to calm down, and quelle surprise, it seems Sree was involved somewhere.

And while Marcus was off on his enforced calm down, Halfwit decided to analyse his actions…

“Marcus is not generally an aggressive person, but he does have this very strong view that there are good people and bad people in the world.”

And by the sounds of it, some bad people were trying to shop… Read more & comment »

Bookies across the land are predicting that Sree will be evicted on Friday.

Irish bookies Paddy Power are offering odds of 1/50 on Sree staying and 10/1 on Halfwit remaining in the house after Friday’s eviction show.

A spokesman for Paddy Power reckons that it’s Sree’s whining that’s put us all off him and he added that he’s “absolutely certain” that Sree will be voted off the show this week… Read more & comment »

Following on from Lisa and Halfwit’s row yesterday, Karly added her opinion to the debacle when Halfwit rather unwisely asked her what she thought about it all…

He asked her to explain what she thinks is the difference between a good gameplan and a bad gameplan. If I’d been there, I’d have said to him, “Havers mon, are ye touched in the heed?!” because he’s already riled Karly up earlier in the day during their singing practice.

Anyway, he said, “The bad gameplans are the ones which are designed to make certain people look bad and make people fight amongst themselves.

“Dude, if I had a gameplan like that, do you think I’d be up for eviction four weeks in a row?” Read more & comment »

Just as everything seemed quiet on the Western front – or Italian front – Lisa overheard Halfwit telling Charlie that he didn’t think she liked him much, and she doesn’t it seems.

“There are elements of this that are just nasty” Halfwit said to Charlie, to which he replied, “I don’t see nastiness from the people in here. No one doesn’t like you” he added, somewhat insincerely since he knows his best buddy Kris wouldn’t pee on Halfwit if he was on fire.

“I don’t think Lisa likes me” said Halfwit as Lisa walked up behind him.

“I don’t think you like me, Freddie” she said, hackles rising nicely and fake facial hair a’wobbling.

“I dislike you scheming against me and bitching behind my back” said Halfwit, taking his life in his hands… Read more & comment »

The housemates were told last night that Sree and Halfwit are up for eviction this week. Halfwit wasn’t in the least bit surprised but it seems Sree was very shocked.

However, he’s confident that he’s not going to be the one to go. In a diary room visit following BB’s announcement, he said he was “200% positive” that he’s going nowhere.

In the main house, the others were talking about why they thought Sree had been nominated with Marcus and Halfwit coming to the conclusion it was because Sree’s irritating and he never listens to anything anyone else says… Read more & comment »

Yesterday the housemates were struggling with the heat in their rather lavish costumes which are part of the Italy task.

Karly, Rodrigo and Halfwit were dressed up as the Three Tenors for which the trio had to wear fat-suits with Halfwit’s being the fattest for his role as Pavarotti. And he especially sweltered with a big false face beard.

The music started and all three sung their hearts out, really wowing the audience of housemates; Lisa and Charlie looked like they might cry as the tenors warbled, while Noirin looked like she’d sat on a nettle and Sree just appeared to be confused. Here’s a clip from the performance…

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Not content to keep their conversation about gameplans and plotting to their paranoid selves, Noirin and Marcus rapidly took Sree to task about his new found and sudden interest in the Invincible Freddie…

Soon after Angel pranced off, Sree, who just hours before had blown up at Halfwit in the great garlic row, began firing question after question at Halfwit and seemed very keen to know every little detail about him. So when Halfwit manage to escape to the loo for five minutes peace away from the interrogation, Marcus and Noirin couldn’t resist a little dig at Sree…

“You’re speaking more to him now than you ever have” Marcus said to Sree.

Noirin, who was sticking to Marcus like she was glued on giggled, “I know!” Read more & comment »

Oh dear… there’s trouble in the kitchen this evening and it’s a very, very serious issue. Sree has used a lot of garlic!

Yes I know. I was shocked too, but fear not, Halfwit was at hand to put a stop to the madness.

“Let’s just put half the garlic back so we can have some for the rest of the week” suggested Halfwit pleasantly enough.

“Don’t eat my brain, you’re eating my brain” said Sree, but at the time of writing, there was no confirmation that Halfwit is in fact eating Sree’s brain… Read more & comment »

Well, I’ve no idea but there’s a sword involved somewhere apparently…

In a diary room visit, Halfwit told Big Brother his thoughts on the house mood and his own mood as he’s facing possible eviction tonight.

“Hmm… I really hope I survive this eviction. That’d be very nice. Erm… but, erm. Hmm. I’m a bit in two minds about the sword of truth right now.”

Aren’t we all are at some point during the day? Read more & comment »

Angel has told Halfwit that she hopes she’s going to leave the house tonight.

“I’ve made myself ready to go. I’ve had enough” she told him.

Halfwit seemed uncomfortable with the conversation and struggled to find something appropriate to say but eventually came up with, “Either way, you’re an entertainer. Whatever happens, you inspire people.

“Look at it like this – when you leave here, it’s like being born again…” Read more & comment »

Some of the housemates aren’t feeling the love for Angel today and Noirin revealed to Marcus and Halfwit this afternoon that Angel’s comments about her looking pregnant and having a big bum are still stinging.

“She was way out of line on that” agreed Halfwit.

“Not just once! Three times she said it to me on three different occasions. She knew every time I didn’t like it, so I don’t know why she kept doing it. It was in front of everybody as well.”

“Yeah” agreed Halfwit again… Read more & comment »