Paranoid Lynne has decided one of her campmates has got it in for her after her coat went missing and her hairclip got broken.

As the contestants woke, Lynne discovered her coat was missing and it sparked a debate about where it could have gone.

Lynne was sat on Janice’s bed as the discussion unfolded. Rodney said to Janice: “If you have hidden it under your bed just to piss her off.”

Janice snapped: “I wouldn’t do that.”

Lynne said: “There’s a big lump under me.”

Janice snarled: “It’s my sleeping bag, there’s a big lump around your waist.” Read more & comment »

Janice and Lynne were forced to work as a team for the Bushtucker Trial as Lynne sported a suit covered in ostrich food and was lowered into a pen of hungry ostriches by Janice.

As the pair turned up to do the trial Janice saw the birds and yelled: “Are you kidding me? Are we going to have to ride those puppies?”

Ant and Dec then asked Janice what she thought the trial – named Nip and Pluck – involved.

Janice replied: “I thought it was a hot plastic surgeon. I was happy to come today.”

Ant explained: “Basically it’s very simple this trial, it’s like a game arcade grab machine. You know those machines where you use the claw and you grab things then you move it back? It’s like one of those but instead of little fluffy toys we have these ostriches.

“The pair of you has to work together as a team. One of you will be operating the claw from here, the other will be the claw. You will sit on this chair and you’ll be moved around by the operator and you have to collect the stars with your feet and put them in the basket at the other end of the pen. All of this while wearing the ostrich food suit.” Read more & comment »

Christopher Biggins had his camp mates in fits of giggles when he demonstrated some x-rated charades for them.

The group were sitting around the fire when Biggins suggested they play charades the next evening. But he said: “I’ll do one for you now.”

He then got up and said the thing he was doing was a film, a book and a TV show. He then started gesticulating with his hands around his penis. The campmates were shouting ‘d***, c***, penis etc’ but he shook his head and moved onto the next syllable of the word. Read more & comment »

The Sun has reported that aging pop stars, Right Said Fred are currently living in the lap of luxury in Australia, ready to enter the I’m A Celebrity jungle.

A show source told the newspaper:

“We’re not sure yet when they’ll go in.

“We’ve only just sent Christopher Biggins in, so we have to wait and see what happens in the camp.”

Bosses may be waiting to see if the neurotice Janice Dickinson walks, before they send the boys in. Read more & comment »

As the I’m A Celebrity campmates discussed the massive increase in the pay packets of footballer, Christopher Biggins revealed his true feelings for Spice Girl, Victoria beckham.

Rodney said: “My attitude is in a democratic society, if you command a wage of let’s say 150,000 pounds a week, and someone is prepared to pay it, then I have no problem with that.”

Chris replied: “I’m just saying things have changed so much within the game and I don’t think it’s for the good. “

Rodney said: “If you’d have said to me, is players getting 150,000 pounds a week is good for football I would say no absolutely not.”

Chris said: “No course it’s not. They have high and mighty ideas about themselves. I love personally Beckham. I don’t like her. Euch, she’s horrible, the way he conducts himself is fantastic. Exemplary. He’s a great guy. I just think some of the footballers do the most terrible things.”

Rodney Marsh stirred up trouble in the I’m A Celebrity camp when he started a debate on men versus women and asked his fellow team mates whether they would be prepared to fly on a plane which was piloted by two women.

The football pundit was asked how he found his time in the treehouse with Lynne and he revealed: “It was interesting. She’s a very, very powerful woman. She believes in equality of women and that women should be paid as much as men and that women are equal to men, and my point was what a woman has ever invented, as an example?”

Janice said: “Marie Curie.”

Rodney: “What did she invent?’

Janice: “I forget but she invented something.”

Biggins: “Marie Curie, I don’t think she invented anything.”

Cerys said: “It was a medicinal discovery wasn’t it.”

Rodney then asked them to name famous female artists. Read more & comment »

Rodney has told Janice to ‘shut the fuck up’ and said that he thinks she is a selfish, spoilt prat after the pair clashed when the two camps were united.

Almost everyone was worried before the camps joined – but everyone else seemed to be trying to get along, apart from Rodney and Janice.

When the pair first met Rodney asked Janice: “How come you got voted to do all the trials?”

Janice said: “Because I’m really famous.”

Rodney replied: “Janice, what are you famous for?”

Janice said: “I was a supermodel then went on to do TV shows. So I did a bunch of shows like Top Model.” Read more & comment »

Well who would have thought it? Former Eastenders star Marc Bannerman has a girlfriend, and by all reports she isn’t too happy about the amount of time he is spending in Cerys Matthew’s bed.

Can’t say I blame her! She is threatening to cut up his shirts if he gets any more flirty. Cut them up anyway I say!

Cerys and Marc have been getting closer in camp after Marc climbed in bed with Cerys to look at the stars.

The actor got out of bed in the early hours of the morning and went to see if Cerys was awake. When she told him it wasn’t time to get up yet he climbed in bed next to her to look at the stars.

Later he cuddled her and kissed her neck when she got upset about the two camps merging and the pair went for a walk and lay sunbathing together on some rocks.

When Marc climbed into bed with Cerys he said: “Oh look at that, look at the stars. Amazing.”

Cerys said: “Where’s a good view then?” as Marc climbed in. Read more & comment »

Apprentice star Katie Hopkins encountered 20,000 cockroaches when she was buried underground in a coffin.

But the worst was yet to come when the coffin shot out from the ground to dangle 200 feet above a ravine before being tilted upwards.

For every minute Katie stayed in the diamond shaped box she would be awarded one meal for the camp and the plucky celeb managed the full 10 minutes, meaning she could return to camp victorious with 10 meals in the bag for that evening.

Ant told Katie as she arrived for the trial: “This is Grave Danger. Underneath this mound is a diamond shaped pit. Ware going to raise the lid and you’ve got to get in, lie flat on your back, then we will lower the lid again. You will be in complete darkness.”

Dec added: “Obviously this is a Bushtucker Trial so you may not be alone in there.” Read more & comment »

Christopher Biggins appeared on our screens tonight as he entered the I’m A Celebrity jungle for the first time.

He was initiated into jungle life by taking part in a bushtucker trial with Janice Dickinson before he even got to enter the camp.

I would be careful if I was Chris. If the team have to suffer the pangs of hunger for much longer, they may try to spit roast Biggins. He has lots of spare meat after all……I reckon he has at least ten steaks worth in that belly!

The woman who faced Katie Hopkins in BBC TV show, The Apprentice, has spoken out about her desire for a catfight in the jungle.

Speaking on GMTV, Christina Grimes said: “We’ve still got an argument to settle, me and Katie…She’s wished me dead!

“I’d like to go in there for a couple of days and really sort her out. I’d have her. I’d absolutely put her in her place.”
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The Snake Rock camp went hungry again after Janice Dickinson failed to win the Bushtucker Trial, which ended with John trying to kiss her.

In the Sushi Train of Pain trial, the pair were faced with a train carrying a selection of grubs and creepy crawlies but Janice refused to even look at some of the dishes, while John calmly ate everything he was served.

As Janice sat down to do the trial Dec asked her what she was expecting.

She said: “Some hot sushi chef frying up some sashimi. I’m looking forward to some hot sauce and lemon.”

Dec said: “You don’t watch this show often do you? Well, we’ll find some kind of jungle delicacies to serve up to you.”

Janice sniped: “I don’t like your tone young man. Bring it on.” Read more & comment »

Rodney Marsh gave us a glimpse of something we never wanted to see last night when he found out that I’m A Celebrity bosses were planning to unite the two teams.

Upon hearing the news that the members of Snake Rock were about to descend upon his team, Croc Creek, Rodney made his way to the Bush Telegraph.

He said: “They’ll change the dynamic of our relationship.” He then dropped his pants and mooned the camera….uuugggghhhhhh!!!

“That’s for you Snake Rock. From our camp to your camp,” Marsh exclaimed!

New I’m A Celebrity camp mate Katie Hopkins caused quite a stir with both camps talking about her.

In Croc Creek Anna said: This is so up her street.”

Cerys added: “I can’t wait to meet this lady.”

And Anna added: “She’s not awful. She’s a very driven woman.”

Marc intervened: “There’s nothing wrong with being driven but you work over people. And you need it in that world.”

Later Anna said in the Bush Telegraph: “I’m not like that. I’m a designer. I design pushchairs and I’m going to look after animals, and this lady has thousands of people probably in a company and that’s different to me, but that doesn’t mean we won’t get on.” Read more & comment »