Well, it’s final night on Celebrity Big Brother and Jack Tweedy and Danielle Lloyd have been the first celebrities to be evicted from the house.

And if you thought Jo O’Meara’s interview last night was uncomfortable, then Danielle and Jack’s was a whole lot worse.

Danielle didn’t seem to be doing herself any favours with a permanent smirk on her face, and Jack seemed frozen in terror with one of his arms sort of suspended in mid-air. I felt a little bit sorry for him.

Both were subjected to the same footage that Jade and Jo faced, but asked tougher questions – like: “How do you think Shilpa will react to this, because we’ll have to show it to her later on.”

And both seemed to handle things pretty well. Jack – a bit player in the whole incident – explained very well that he had disliked Shilpa at the start but got to know and like her over time. Danielle looked less comfortable when she claimed that she had got to know Shilpa better after Jade had left.

If she doesn’t know it yet, Danielle is about to find out some bad news concerning her private and professional life, as well as the full details of the tabloid frenzy. I’m sure we’ll find out more about that over the course of the next week.

Jack, on the other hand will probably have to re-evaluate his relationship with Jade (who seems to be missing from the set tonight), as he seemed to have a developing crush on Danielle. In fact, he spent more time consoling her the other night than he ever did with his fiance.

Well who would have guessed? Jade Goody has been evicted from the Big Brother house for the second time. The first time she left people were quite endeared by her silly behavior, this time Big Brother has had to get rid of the crowd and cancel the press conference for fear of the abuse that Jade was sure to receive.

The voting figures for tonights eviction have not yet been announced but I suspect they have been amongst the highest that Big Brother has achieved in recent years. The British people have acted in their thousands this week by writing to OFCOM, writing to Channel 4 and even writing to the police to complain about Jade’s racist behaviour. I assume that they have acted in their millions tonight to evict Jade from the Big Brother house and make her face up to the consequences of her actions over the last two weeks.

Jade is tonight emerging to a career and brand in shatters, a public who once supported her now despise her and she is known worldwide as a racist bully. Even I feel slightly sorry for her. I can only imagine how the next few weeks will be for Jade. She will have to hide away from the press instead of selling her story to the highest bidder and she will most likely spend the next year trying to justify the comments she made this week. I would not like to be in Miss Goody’s shoes tonight….and worse still her partner, Jack Tweedy, who should help her shoulder this burden is still incarcerated in the show that broke her, that won’t make things any easier.

So we’ve seen our first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother, and surprise surprise it was one of the Goody Clan. What was a surprise was that it was Jackiey, rather than Jack.

Yes, we can all heave a sigh of relief that the excrutiatingly uncomfortable antics of Jade’s mum will hopefully fade from our memories as she fades from our screens. So why the surprise? How on earth did Jack amass any votes at all? I don’t think I’ve seen him speak, I certainly haven’t seen him do anything, so I can’t believe that people picked up their phones and voted for him.

Perhaps spelling Jackiey’s name right caused problems? Perhaps many lost the will to live and just shortened it to Jack? Well, it would explain a lot!

Having said that, I don’t think the experience was any good at all for Jackiey. She seemed to be constantly on edge, very paranoid, easily upset and quick to pick up the wrong end of the stick. The others seemed to lose patience with her very quickly, for instance when she was trying to sort out the takeaway order, or when she asked for lemon juice. Perhaps she seemed like an easy target? After all, even Jade didn’t do much to defend her in the house. (Mind you, there is absolutely no way I would go into Big Brother with my mother. And she’s relatively normal and a very intelligent woman. My kids have also said I’d be their idea of a nightmare housemate)

The eviction itself was very cruel, and not just for Jackiey. Why couldn’t BB announce it while they were sat at the dining table, and at least let the woman have 30seconds to put her shoes on and say goodbye? Why am I even surprised after watching the horrible way BB evicted Vanessa two years ago? It looks like there will be a variation on the same theme today when Cleo and Carole receive their punishment for talking about nominations. At least for them its just to go up for eviction, not actually be evicted.

I’m seriously hoping that Leo Sayer will be up for eviction after the nominations. It looks like he’s winding up most people in the house with his constant self-aggrandizement – its been a long time since I saw someone that far up their own backside (well, not since Sezar, perhaps)

One final word on Jackiey’s eviction.. I only wish it had been before she inflicted that swimsuit on the civilised world…

Ken Russell has revealed to The Sun today that he left the Big Brother house early as he was worried that all the tension would cause him to suffer from another stroke.

Russell said: “I grew up in the slums of Southampton and we had a word for people like that – guttersnipes.”
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“There should be a Devil’s Island where we can send these people, they’re all going to Hell anyway,” he said.

“I’ve met people from all walks of life but no-one so vulgar. It’s almost as though they’ve been programmed to be vulgar, horrible and objectionable.

“They speak in a language which is deliberately limited. They didn’t even seem to know how to use a knife and fork.”

“I thought ‘If this going to go on for 25 days I can’t take it’. I was worried I’d have another stroke,” he said.

Jade Goody has revealed that she isn’t enjoying her Celebrity Big Brother experience as much as she would like, mainly because her mum is in the house.

Speaking to her boyfriend Jack Tweedy in the garden this evening, Jade admitted that she can’t truly be herself in the house with mum Jackiey around. She says she feels like the adult looking after her kid.

Jack admitted to Jade that he suspected things would be this way whenm they got to the house, Jade said:

Jade adds: “I’m not really enjoying myself”.

Tonight will see the first twist in the story of Celebrity Big Brother 2007.

The Big Brother producers have decided to bring back the Big Brother House Next Door, and later this evening Jade Goody will enter the house with her mother, grandmother and boyfriend.

In the new house, Jade and her family will be joined by some of the other housemates who were made to pack their suitcases earlier today.

So how will the celebrities get on with Jade and her crazy relatives……..only time will tell.