Who do you think will be returning to our screens this week as part of Big Brothers latest twist?

The public are currently voting on who they would like to place in the secret house next door, and the list of housemates is as follows:

Grace, Jayne, Lea, Lisa, Michael, Nikki, Sam, Spiral, Mikey and Susie

Dawn, Shahbaz, George, Bonnie and Sezer have not been invited back due to reasons outlined here.

Out of the available ex-housemates I would like to see Grace, Nikki and Lisa return, and I don’t really care who else, they all bore me so let the British public decide!

Jayne Kitt was evicted from the Big Brother house on Friday and to be honest I’m not quite sure what I think of that.

On one hand Jayne was without a doubt the most annoying person in the house. Her constant ear splitting shrieks and psychotic laughter will not be missed, neither will her never ending belching and farting.

However what is there to be outraged about now? Richard is hardly controversial, and spends more time licking up to Suzie than conversing with anyone else. Who will make me scream at my TV, and gag in disgust?

The only person left in the Big Brother house with a spark of controvesy is Spiral. He doesn’t come across as a wildly interesting person, but you can count on him to cause a few rows and arguments. I just bet he ends up leaving this week!

With Jaynes departure on Friday I will be closely watching the tabloids over the next week or two, waiting to be proved right in my suspicions that Jayne Kitt is actually a man. I think the whole single mother thing is a ruse, and that Jayne is actually a post-op transexual. If you are in any doubt, take a good look at her on Big Brother’s Little Brother this week. She’s more manly than my husband for God’s sake!

I know it seems like a bit of a turn about, most of you will know that I am no big fan of Jayne.

But think about it, if we continue to get rid of all the big characters in the house, we are going to be left in our final week with Mikey, Imogen and Suzie. How boring would that be! It would be worse than watching paint dry.

Jayne may be HUGELY irritating, a real fake character who gets on everyones nerves. But if she leaves we will have no reason to shout at the TV night after night. No reason to cringe and bitch about the stupidity going on inside the Big Brother house. If Jayne leaves we will be reduced to watching the housemates drinking tea and sleeping and not much else!

I can’t imagine anyone being surprised to see Jayne nominated this week. After her massive amounts of rule breaking and subsequent punishments, I imagine that her housemates can’t wait to see the back of her!

Richard however was not such a predictable choice. Maybe people have finally gotten sick of him constantly brown-nosing Suzie, or maybe the argument he caused over the rights of rats was the final straw, who knows.

I would guess that it will be Jayne who leaves this week, and to date the eviction results have been very very predictable. However maybe it’s time for a wild card, maybe just maybe the bookies won’t get it right.

If you fancy a flutter on this weeks eviction result, click on the Paddy Power link at the side for your free £10 bet!

Big Brother housemate Jayne Kitt has to be the most unpopular housemate ever, as she has managed to get the housemates punished no less than 3 times this week, just by opening her big mouth.

Firstly, Jayne was reprimanded earlier this week for talking repeatedly about the outside world, and as a punishment all the other housemates were put up for eviction. Then later in the week Jayne was reprimanded once more for committing the same offence, and all the housemates had their shopping budget cancelled for next week. Finally today Big Brother summoned Jayne to the diary room for a third time and told her off for repeatedly removing her microphone while speaking.

As a punishment for the third crime, Big Brother will only turn on the hot water for one hour a day at their discretion. You can bet the time will not coincide with the housemates showers.

After all this rule breaking and subsequent punishments, if Jayne isn’t nominated for eviction next week, I’ll eat my hat!

I always thought that Big Brother housemate Jayne Kitt was a bit unhinged and detached from reality, now I know that to be true!

Tonight, while watching Big Brother on Channel 4 I heard her proclaim to Nikki “I am so lucky that people like me in here, so lucky!”

Is she insane? I don’t think anyone likes her, with the possible exception of Nikki. To be fair Nikki only tolerates her because she now finds herself with very few allies in the house, and Jayne constantly licks her bum!

I would bet my life savings on the fact that if nominations had went ahead this week as planned, Jayne would have been the most nominated housemate.

Jayne is going to get one huge shock when she walks out of that house and sees how people really view her, I only hope she is able to cope with it.

Big Brother housemate Jayne Kitt is sure that she heard Aisleyne and Jennie slagging her off last night, the only thing is, it might have been a dream!

She told Nikki in the garden: “There’s a bit of nastiness going around, I heard a lot last night. They think I’m being a bighead in the Diary Room.”

“Who?” asked Nikki.

“Jennie and Aisleyne,” revealed Jayne. Then she added: “But I could have been dreaming. Sometimes I dream it.”

Working on the assumption it wasn’t a dream she continued: “They think I’m playing up to the cameras, going into the Diary Room and slagging people off.”

Susie was close by and tried to calm Jayne down, saying: “Hearing Chinese whispers you’ll always get it confused.”

“Right,” said Jayne, before completely ignoring Suzie and continuing: “I get the feeling someone is f***** off with me.”

Yeah Jayne….The whole of the British public!

Big Brother housemate Jayne Kitt is a 36 year old Recruitment Consultant from Slough.

Jayne is a single mum, hoping to make enough money from her stint in the Big Brother house to pay off her many debts that have accumulated after a string of business flops.

On Sunday the 2nd of July Jayne was chosen by Aisleyne to be evicted from the secret Big Brother house, by making this decision Aisleyne actually granted Jayne a place in the real Big Brother house as a fully fledged housemate.

Jayne was finally evicted from the Big Brother house on Friday the 21st of July.