Jodie Marsh is talking sh**e again! The ever orange reality TV star and glamour model has claimed that she doesn’t use fake tan or sunbeds and that her oompa loompa coloured skin is god given…………!

Jodie told New! magazine: “This is my natural skin. Again, it’s s*** I have to deal with daily - people saying, ‘Look how orange she is.’ I can’t tell you how to use a sun bed and I don’t use fake tan.” Read more & comment »

Last summer, after a nation wide search to find a husband, Jodie Marsh married Matt Peacock live on MTV. But the showbiz wedding of the year soon became the scandal of 2007. Dogged by rumours that the couple were already an item before filming for Totally Jodie Marsh had begun, the couple were ‘on a break’ and living apart after only three months together.

Was their marriage a complete sham? Did Matt and Jodie deliberately set out to make a mockery of MTV and its’ viewers? We’ve already heard Jodie’s side of the story. Now it’s time for Matt to hit back and finally speak out, putting the record straight once and for all on Totally Jodie Marsh: Peacock Pulls Out, Sunday 10th February at 9pm on MTV ONE. Read more & comment »

Serial womaniser, Calum Best is to become the next D list celebrity to attempt to find love through a reality TV show.

Calum has signed with MTV to produce a show similar to Jodie Marsh’s in which he hopes to find a long term girlfriend.

“He has had enough of s***ing around. He is really keen on appearing on this show, which he thinks will be great fun and will help him to find the girl of his dreams,” a source told the Daily Star Sunday.

“It is rumoured to be appearing on ITV2 and will feature scenes including Calum taking the girl of his choice to meet his mum Angie.”

We know that Calum is renowned for his looks and not his brains, but if he had any sense at all, he would steer well clear of shows like this. Look what happened to Jodie Marsh when she married the man of her reality TV dreams!

Jodie Marsh has split up with Matt Peacock after only three months of marriage.

Matt appeared on Jodies reality TV show, Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle? earlier this year and the pair got married soon after.

The very short marriage and convenient break up makes us wonder if it was ever real to start with. Read more & comment »

Jodie Marsh has stepped into the real world and admitted that her reality TV show, Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle, was “vile.”

Speaking on Wedding TV’s Celebrity Brides Unveiled, she said: “It’s this weird feeling, cos looking back on it I hated the TV show.

“I hated doing everything on camera. It wasn’t normal, it was vile. But at the same time, I wouldn’t have met Matt, so in way I’m grateful to it, cos I got the most amazing husband in the world.” Read more & comment »

Jodie Marsh is thrilled to have have found 4 guys that she would be happy to marry as part of her new reality tv show.

Jodie is currently being flanked by MTV cameras as she tours the UK looking for Mr Right.

“I’m going into this with my eyes open. The four guys I’m seeing, I’d bet my house on it they don’t just want to be famous,” Jodie told Sky Showbiz. “They’ve got good careers of their own, I know they’re not all about that. They genuinely like the real me.” Read more & comment »

The Jordan lookalike and wannabe Jodie Marsh has turned on Chantelle, supposedly her best friend in the Big Brother house.

Jodie remarked recently to Star magazine: “I’m disappointed that she’s become so self-absorbed.

“You need a brain, talent, personality and to be interesting to survive in this industry.”

Jodie is also hoping that Chantelle will be a flash in the pan celebrity, whose fame will fizzle out very shortly.

She commented

“I don’t know how long she’ll be around. It’s a shame she turned out to be just as cold and selfish as the rest of them.”

To top it all, Jodie doubts whether Chantelles relationship with Preston is real as *Shock and Surprise* she thinks he really fancies her!

She said of the Ordinary Boy: “He even told me he would snog me if we were both still in the house for the last week.”

With friends like Jodie Marsh who needs enemies right?

I was actually quite sad to see Jodie go tonight. I really felt that out of the people nominated for eviction she was the lesser of three evils. That is until I saw her crying AGAIN during her interview with Davina.

I know she may have been disappointed to be first out, but surely that means she gets extra time to whore about and sell her story while the other contestants are still cooped up. She can tell all and sundry about her horrible Big Brother experience and recall tales of how the evil bullies ganged up on her day after day!

The person I most feel sorry for is Chantelle whose mums number Jodie has already memorised. She is going to have to see and socialise with Jodie when this circus ends, and Davina didn’t help by suggesting they do there own Channel Five reality show!

I’m no fan of Jodie Marsh. I think she is a foul mouthed slapper who went in to convince people that she wasn’t a tart and has just proved every tabloid and journalist that has ever written about her right.

However I really feel that the housmeates in this years Celebrity Big Brother are taking things a step too far. If they spent more time as a group trying to build bridges and make Jodie feel more included in the group instead of bitching and complaining ever time her back is turned, the atmosphere in the house would be much more pleasant.

Sure the girl is annoying, but each thing she does is made ten times worse by the older members of the group poring over her every word and action. They are demonising her to the point that everything she says is taken as having some hidden meaning or point. To be fair to Jodie I don’t think she puts as much thought into what she says and does as they are giving her credit for.

Jodie was doing a good enough job of making the public hate her before George, Michael and Pete turned on her. All they are achieving now is winning her a sympathy vote from those who feel she is being victimised. For three and supposedly intelligent grown men of the world they are acting like a pack of bitchy 16 year old girls at the minute!

What a choice, do you vote for the page three slapper, the boring bald politician or the tranny-like has been

The choice is yours!

TO VOTE…

text JODIE to 84444 or call 09011 32 33 05

text GEORGE to 84444 or call 09011 32 33 04

text PETE to 84444 or call 09011 32 33 08