We’ve been waiting all day and at 9.55pm this evening, this year’s first full length Big Brother promo aired on Channel 5.
It was like a who’s who of famous BB faces from years gone by and we had quite a lot of fun spotting and naming some of our favourite (and also most annoying) housemates.
John McCririck has been evicted from Ultimate Big Brother. He received 50.6% of the total votes in one of the closest results ever and spent only 4 days in the Big Brother House.
John started the show on Tuesday, hoping that he would be evicted first. He took a hand made sign saying ‘Evict Me’ into the house and showed it to the cameras in the diary room during his first visit. The 70 year old even undertook a Tree Of Temptation task, after the chest of drawers threatened to make him immune from eviction tonight.
Late on Tuesday night as the Ultimate Big Brother housemates were settling in to their new abode the Tree of Temptation struck setting John McCririck a task… to be nice.
John was told that to pass the task he must compliment his fellow housemates and be nice. If he did this he would win a broadsheet newspaper each day in the Diary Room. If John failed the task he would be immune from nomination, thus thwarting his plans to be evicted this Friday. If he failed to even attempt the task he would get fast tracked to the final.
John McCririck became the first Ultimate Big Brother housemate to be set a task by the Tree Of Temptation last night.
The racing pundit was alone in the bathroom, when the tree started speaking about his time in the previous Celebrity BB house. It said:
John McCririck is back and so is his horrible underwear.
The racing pundit returned to the Big Brother house last night, for the first and final series of Ultimate BB. He is joined on the show by glamourous girls Chantelle Houghton, Ulrika Jonsson and Nikki Grahame and we can’t imagine that any of them were too happy to see the 70 year old lounging around in these baggy white pants.
John McCririck was devastated this morning, when he awoke to find that two cans of his beloved diet coke had burst in the freezer overnight.
The racing pundit, who famously stopped speaking on his last series of Celebrity Big Brother because of the lack of his favourite beverage, made the discovery when he got out of bed. He exclaimed to the group:
John McCririck became the seventh housemate to enter Ultimate Big Brother tonight.
The seventy year old racing pundit became the second person to be evicted from Celebrity Big brother in 2005. He is best remembered for his sexist views on women, refusing to take part in tasks, walking around in his ‘white’ y fronts and refusing to talk for three days in protest at not receiving any Diet Coke.
John McCririck has asked Channel 4 not to cancel Celebrity Big Brother this year.
Despite the channel’s decision to axe both CBB and the summer’s Big Brother series, McCririck said that fans of the show are keen for the show to stay on air.
Journalist and loud mouth, Janet Street Porter is due to take over on E4′s Celebrity Hijack TV show.
She will take over from the worlds most offensive man, John McCririck, tomorrow.
Interviewer John Daly was stunned this week as he interviewed former Big Brother housemate John McCririck for Sky’s Overseas Property show.
John was flabbergasted as the overweight McCririck blasted: “She’s no wonder girl. How many times has she had sex ? Probably very few and not very often.”
He continued: “These girls are very precious. Their bodies are so special that no man may penetrate it. She is difficult.”
After the ordeal was over, John daly revealed: “I was taken aback. It was one of the most challenging interviews I have ever done.”
Try living with him John! All I can say is poor Booby!
