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Katie Price To Star In Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

Reality TV star, Katie Price, may be about to make her big screen debut. Producers of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, a remake of the classic 1988 film are reportedly keen for her to take on the role of Elvira.

“It’s a very good time to be British in Hollywood and you can’t fail to notice Jordan - she knows how to shine,” an insider told the Daily Star. “Cassandra Peterson has been in talks about a remake for some time but didn’t want to take on the role again herself, even thought she still appears as Elvira. Continue reading ‘Katie Price To Star In Elvira: Mistress of the Dark‘ »

Princess Tiaammii In Hospital With Chickenpox

Princess Tiaamii (ridiculous name I know!) the daughter of Jordan and Peter Andre has been hospitalised in America after contracting a severe strain of chickenpox.

The Daily Mail hit out at Jordan and Peter yesterday for traipsing the sick toddler all over LA, when she should have been tucked up in bed.

Andre told The Sun: “We’ve got to take her to hospital. She’s not good. Once she’s better I’ll be all smiles.” Continue reading ‘Princess Tiaammii In Hospital With Chickenpox‘ »

Jordan To Adopt Disabled Child

Jordan ; Pushed To The Limits

Former glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, has revealed that she and husband Peter ‘the wimp’ Andre are considering adopting a disabled child in the near future.

I imagine that it is no coincidence that this further example of why Jordan should be canonized has emerged right around the time she is promoting her THIRD autobiography, Jordan: Pushed To The Limits.

Given the negative press that Jordan has received recently concerning the parenting of the children she already has, I’m not so sure that bringing a new child into the fold is a good idea. Continue reading ‘Jordan To Adopt Disabled Child‘ »

I’m ‘Pushed To The Limit’ By Jordan’s New Book!

Jordan ; Pushed To The Limits

Alarm bells should start ringing when a 29 year old woman releases her THIRD autobiography in four years. That’s right. Jordan aka Katie Price aka Jordan again has so much going on in her life that we now need a sequel every two years to catch up on it all.

Or maybe it’s a convenient way to make money off the British public? No, don’t be so cynical, Gerard.

After all, look at all the experiences Jordan/Katie/Jordan has had in recent years - marriage, having children, stuff like that. We normal people just don’t have these kind of experiences, do we?

Mind you, did you read about her sensational post-natal drugs binge? Wow. Funny how that didn’t come out in the papers at the time. You know the way they’d plaster anything Jordan-related across the front page? How some ‘friend’, ‘family member’ or her ‘postman’ will always have a comment to make?

Are you seriously telling me Jordan-Katie-Price-Jordan managed to keep something secret from the press since 2005, only to conveniently blurt it out during the release of her new book? From what I’ve read, no-one even knows what mystery drug she took - describing it as an ‘unknown substance’. Imaginary substance more like.

Dearest Katie, didn’t you spout on about how marriage to Peter settled you down? Continue reading ‘I’m ‘Pushed To The Limit’ By Jordan’s New Book!‘ »

Jordan To Sell Breast Implants For £1 Million

Katie Price And Peter Andre The Next Chapter

Glamour model and reality TV star, Jordan aka Katie Price, has revealed that she plans to sell her old breast implants for £1 million.

The star of Katie and Peter, The Baby Diaries revealed to OK magazine:

“They’re in our safe. I’m going to sell them for a million pounds, 10% to charity.”

She added: “All my friends have put them in their bra to see what they feel like. They’re the size of a mini-pizza.”

“Jordan Is A Bad Parent” Says Ex-Nanny

Katie Price And Peter Andre The Next Chapter

Jordan, star of reality TV shows such as Katie and Peter The Baby Diaries has been hit by allegations of being a bad mother this weekend, by no less than her children’s ex-nanny of eighteen months.

Becky Gauld was sacked by Jordan on her TV show last year and the star has since been ordered to pay her £4000 in compensation for causing the nanny so much embarrassment.

Gauld told the News of the World on Sunday: “[Peter and Jordan's] life is very different to the one on TV. The reality is she’s selfish and self-centred - and not the perfect mum.

“When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed. Katie boasts that she and Peter take turns to cuddle the children at bedtime and read them a story - but I only saw Katie or Peter put the boys to bed about four times in the 18 months I worked for them.”

Gauld also claimed that Katie aka Jordan was making her son Harvey’s health problems worse by making bad diet choices.

She added: “Harvey’s weight problems were due to his condition but she also fed him the wrong things. They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.

“In a McDonald’s Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car. Then he and Katie went shopping while Harvey bolted them down. Continue reading ‘“Jordan Is A Bad Parent” Says Ex-Nanny‘ »

Jordan Forced To Pay £4000 To Nanny For Embarrassing TV Sacking

Katie Price And Peter Andre The Next Chapter

Jordan, or Katie Price as she now likes to be called, has been ordered to pay a former nanny £4000, for sacking her while filming her ITV2 reality TV show, The Baby Diaries.

According to The Sun, Rebecca told an employment tribunal: “I was very distressed by the events of the day - having lost my job and my home.

“The presence of the television cameras added to this distress.” Continue reading ‘Jordan Forced To Pay £4000 To Nanny For Embarrassing TV Sacking‘ »

Katie And Peter Unleashed: ITV2

Katie Price And Peter Andre The Next ChapterHooray!!! As if it wasn’t bad enough watching a show revolving around their petty arguments and seedy sex talk, now we get to see Katie Price (AKA Jordan the glamour model) and Peter Andre take on their own chat show.

Katie and Peter Unleashed launches on ITV2 Friday 19th October, 9pm. I wonder what B, C and Z list guests we can look forward to seeing on their couch?

Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries

Thursday 5th July, 9pm, ITV2

Beginging 12 months ago with the shattering news that Katie had suffered a miscarriage, through the many trials and tribulations over the following weeks and months, the joy at finding out they were expecting again and onto the final weeks before Katie gives birth to her baby girl.

This episode begings with the heartache the couple felt finding out they had suffered a miscarriage, the pain of that day, and the following days and weeks as they come to terms with what has happened.

We are also with Katie on the day she finds out she is pregnant, and follow her as she tells Peter, and those closest to her, and see their joy also. Continue reading ‘Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries‘ »

Jordan AKA Katie Price Expecting Baby Girl

Katie Price has revealed today that she and husband Peter Andre’s third baby will be a girl.

“I’m very excited,” she said. “I’ve got my three boys and a little princess.”

No doubt the birth will be filmed for their reality TV show.