Despite already reportedly being engaged to cage fighter Alex Reid, Jordan is taking no chances when it comes to planning the proliferation of her genes, and is considering getting pregnant by a gay friend if she fails to find a straight partner.

And we don’t think Jordan will be short of gay admirers as she takes delivery of her new pink horse box/whore’s box yesterday.

She told OK!: “I’m a family girl. I certainly didn’t want my family to be broken up but it’s not going to stop me having more kids. I know I want more.

“I don’t think I’ll ever need to go down the route of artificial insemination or adoption. I think I’m half-decent looking enough to be able to find someone.

“I’ve got two gay friends so if I really want a baby I’ll have one with one of them! They’re good-looking guys and I know they would have a baby with me.”

Won’t somebody think of the children!

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Model Jordan – or Katie Price, whichever she’s calling herself these days – is to “spill the beans” about her separation from her singer husband Peter Andre in an interview with Piers Morgan.

It will be the second time she’s been interviewed for TV by Morgan and in their first interview, Price spoke of the sexual abuse she suffered as a child.

The new “no holds barred” show will air on 11th July and will feature the model apparently trying to rebuild her TV persona in the wake of several allegations of infidelity and bitchiness that have surrounded the famous couple’s high profile split.

A source who’s said to be close to Price told The Sun that there’s currently some uncertainty as to whether Price will allow Peter to see his daughter Princess on her birthday.

The source said, “Katie is unhappy Peter comes across as such a great dad.

“We’re waiting to see if she lets him have Princess.”

So no doubt Price’s plans regarding allowing Andre access to their children will be discussed in the interview too.

Reality TV star, Katie Price, may be about to make her big screen debut. Producers of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, a remake of the classic 1988 film are reportedly keen for her to take on the role of Elvira.

“It’s a very good time to be British in Hollywood and you can’t fail to notice Jordan – she knows how to shine,” an insider told the Daily Star. “Cassandra Peterson has been in talks about a remake for some time but didn’t want to take on the role again herself, even thought she still appears as Elvira.

“Everyone was at a loss until they spotted Jordan on a gossip website. She just looks perfect and then they discovered she has a penchant for one-liners. She will have to lose the tan, though. And Cassandra’s Elvira worked because of the mixture of her dark image and her Valley Girl wit – so Kate will have to learn an American accent.”

Princess Tiaamii (ridiculous name I know!) the daughter of Jordan and Peter Andre has been hospitalised in America after contracting a severe strain of chickenpox.

The Daily Mail hit out at Jordan and Peter yesterday for traipsing the sick toddler all over LA, when she should have been tucked up in bed.

Andre told The Sun: “We’ve got to take her to hospital. She’s not good. Once she’s better I’ll be all smiles.”

The couple’s spokesperson revealed that Princess had caught the virus from two-year-old brother Junior, saying: “Princess came out in spots on Saturday. They took her to a doctor, who said it was chickenpox.

The couple are in LA to shoot and promote their reality TV show, which will be broadcast on US network E!.

Former glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, has revealed that she and husband Peter ‘the wimp’ Andre are considering adopting a disabled child in the near future.

I imagine that it is no coincidence that this further example of why Jordan should be canonized has emerged right around the time she is promoting her THIRD autobiography, Jordan: Pushed To The Limits.

Given the negative press that Jordan has received recently concerning the parenting of the children she already has, I’m not so sure that bringing a new child into the fold is a good idea. After all, it will probably just be another person for Jordan’s ever expanding team to care for while she flashes her boobs and her worsening underwear choices for any nearby paparazzi!

Alarm bells should start ringing when a 29 year old woman releases her THIRD autobiography in four years. That’s right. Jordan aka Katie Price aka Jordan again has so much going on in her life that we now need a sequel every two years to catch up on it all.

Or maybe it’s a convenient way to make money off the British public? No, don’t be so cynical, Gerard.

After all, look at all the experiences Jordan/Katie/Jordan has had in recent years – marriage, having children, stuff like that. We normal people just don’t have these kind of experiences, do we?

Mind you, did you read about her sensational post-natal drugs binge? Wow. Funny how that didn’t come out in the papers at the time. You know the way they’d plaster anything Jordan-related across the front page? How some ‘friend’, ‘family member’ or her ‘postman’ will always have a comment to make?

Are you seriously telling me Jordan-Katie-Price-Jordan managed to keep something secret from the press since 2005, only to conveniently blurt it out during the release of her new book? From what I’ve read, no-one even knows what mystery drug she took – describing it as an ‘unknown substance’. Imaginary substance more like.

Dearest Katie, didn’t you spout on about how marriage to Peter settled you down? You gave up your wildchild ways because he was so disapproving of you when you were drunk. And like the fairytale romance it was, you valued your marriage above everything else and sacrificed drunken paparazzi crotch shots for marital bliss (and husband and wife TV contracts)? That’s right, I actually read your previous contrived biography.

And now, because boring wedded bliss doesn’t shift units, you needed to create something scandalous to sell your new book titled Jordan: Pushed to the Limit. What better than “my post-natal drug orgy brought my marriage to the brink of collapse” and “oh, how I regret that shameful night, boo hoo hoo”.

I love this Jeckyll and Hyde act that you pull when you’re trying to sell to different audiences. However, it’s got me wondering one thing about “Pushed To The Limit”….

…is it stocked under biography or fiction?

Glamour model and reality TV star, Jordan aka Katie Price, has revealed that she plans to sell her old breast implants for £1 million.

The star of Katie and Peter, The Baby Diaries revealed to OK magazine:

“They’re in our safe. I’m going to sell them for a million pounds, 10% to charity.”

She added: “All my friends have put them in their bra to see what they feel like. They’re the size of a mini-pizza.”

Jordan, star of reality TV shows such as Katie and Peter The Baby Diaries has been hit by allegations of being a bad mother this weekend, by no less than her children’s ex-nanny of eighteen months.

Becky Gauld was sacked by Jordan on her TV show last year and the star has since been ordered to pay her £4000 in compensation for causing the nanny so much embarrassment.

Gauld told the News of the World on Sunday: “[Peter and Jordan's] life is very different to the one on TV. The reality is she’s selfish and self-centred – and not the perfect mum.

“When she was named Celebrity Mum Of The Year by Grattan last year I laughed. Katie boasts that she and Peter take turns to cuddle the children at bedtime and read them a story – but I only saw Katie or Peter put the boys to bed about four times in the 18 months I worked for them.”

Gauld also claimed that Katie aka Jordan was making her son Harvey’s health problems worse by making bad diet choices.

She added: “Harvey’s weight problems were due to his condition but she also fed him the wrong things. They would sometimes give him up to 20 packets of raisins a day.

“In a McDonald’s Peter bought him 20 chicken nuggets and chips and brought them back to the car. Then he and Katie went shopping while Harvey bolted them down.

“I didn’t want him to eat them but I was not his mum. They went on holiday in America for ten days and he lost nearly a stone when I looked after him. I just gave him healthy food and exercise.”

Jordan is said to be seeking legal advice about the allegations.

Jordan, or Katie Price as she now likes to be called, has been ordered to pay a former nanny £4000, for sacking her while filming her ITV2 reality TV show, The Baby Diaries.

According to The Sun, Rebecca told an employment tribunal: “I was very distressed by the events of the day – having lost my job and my home.

“The presence of the television cameras added to this distress.”

I can’t imagine that Jordan is very upset. The sacking made great TV footage, and she made much more than £4000 for making the show.

Hooray!!! As if it wasn’t bad enough watching a show revolving around their petty arguments and seedy sex talk, now we get to see Katie Price (AKA Jordan the glamour model) and Peter Andre take on their own chat show.

Katie and Peter Unleashed launches on ITV2 Friday 19th October, 9pm. I wonder what B, C and Z list guests we can look forward to seeing on their couch?