Sree’s been pouring some verbal sugar on Karly today. This afternoon, while he was trying on various eviction outfits, he handed her a rose which went down very well…

“Aw Sree, thank you!” said Karly, clutching the task remnant.

Maybe that is a flower darling, but inside you can’t measure my love” Sree oozed, doing his best Alvis impersonation, complete with hip wiggling. Ew.

“Last night I had a dream,” he continued. “I see an angel with white clothes, but I can’t see her face… Read more & comment »

Karly and Lisa are out of tobacco, and their nicotine withdrawals are showing…

In the garden yesterday, with Lisa chewing gum in a frenzied fashion and Karly pacing like a caged tiger, the two contemplated rummaging through the bins for any sign of an unsmoked ciggy, but their conversation soon turned mutinous as Lisa ranted that other houemates had exchanged tokens for booze so she reckoned she and Karly should do the same for tobacco… Read more & comment »

Following on from Lisa and Halfwit’s row yesterday, Karly added her opinion to the debacle when Halfwit rather unwisely asked her what she thought about it all…

He asked her to explain what she thinks is the difference between a good gameplan and a bad gameplan. If I’d been there, I’d have said to him, “Havers mon, are ye touched in the heed?!” because he’s already riled Karly up earlier in the day during their singing practice.

Anyway, he said, “The bad gameplans are the ones which are designed to make certain people look bad and make people fight amongst themselves.

“Dude, if I had a gameplan like that, do you think I’d be up for eviction four weeks in a row?” Read more & comment »

Yesterday the housemates were struggling with the heat in their rather lavish costumes which are part of the Italy task.

Karly, Rodrigo and Halfwit were dressed up as the Three Tenors for which the trio had to wear fat-suits with Halfwit’s being the fattest for his role as Pavarotti. And he especially sweltered with a big false face beard.

The music started and all three sung their hearts out, really wowing the audience of housemates; Lisa and Charlie looked like they might cry as the tenors warbled, while Noirin looked like she’d sat on a nettle and Sree just appeared to be confused. Here’s a clip from the performance…

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Last night, while Freddie was busy telling Marcus and Siavash that he believed Kris and Sophie’s romance was “fake, fake, fake”, Kris was telling some of the other housemates in the kitchen that he feels he’s “backed off” too much from Sophie.

He also reckons that Sophie’s isn’t bothered that he has and so he’s questioning whether she really does like him or not… maybe he should ask a dinner lady or tell on her to the teacher.

However, despite his sounding like a love-sick 7 year old, Karly had some – brief – words of comfort for him… Read more & comment »

Sree’s super happy today because thanks to a wash-in hair dye, he’s back to black and no longer sporting orange hair.

But there was a warning for him from Karly…

While Sree jumped around celebrating the return of his black hair and shouting, “My hair is back – it is black” Karly had to remind him that nothing last forever.

“You have to remember not to wash it as much though. It’ll wash out because it’s no permanent…” Read more & comment »

After their big blow up earlier in the day yesterday, Sree just wouldn’t let it lie and, armed with new ally Karly, he decided to have a go at Marcus for being “disrespectful” to the women in the house.

Needless to say, Marcus wasn’t going to let that one go…

“When have I ever disrespected women in here?!

“You do it all the time, Marcus” said Karly. “You’re always at Sophie – ’show us your tits, do this, do that’.”

“That’s a joke!” an exasperated Marcus replied.

“That’s disrespectful to women though” Karly replied.

“I can’t believe you say that!” said a shocked looking Marcus adding, “If you naturally get on with someone you’re alright. You listen to Siavash and Cairon and I just think ‘oh that is terrible’!”

Which makes no sense to me but seemingly Karly understood… Read more & comment »

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This FHM High Street honey works as a part time glamour model and believes that her job defines her 100% as she loves to show off, knows how to work the camera, and loves looking good. Karly’s proudest achievement is being accepted to study art and design at Dundee University. She left after only three weeks.

Karly is passionate about women’s rights, empowering women and stopping domestic violence. She believes in God but would not class herself as a proper Christian as she has had sex before marriage. She says girls generally think she is a bitch but they are just jealous of her.

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