November 12th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry. Tags: Kerry Katona
Kerry Katona has reportedly started elocution lessons in a bid to make her sound less common.
The mum of four lost her lucrative Iceland advertising deal earlier this year, after she was videoed snorting cocaine in her bathroom. Kerry is sure that sounding less common will help her land more jobs.
Brian McFadden has insisted that he is still planning to launch a custody battle against Kerry Katona.
Brian appeared on an Irish chat show earlier this month and revealed his intentions to gain custody of his two daughters after Kerry’s recent cocaine scandal.
Kerry Katona is said to be confident that she can win Brian McFadden in a custody battle, if he tries to take their daughters.
McFadden has threatened Kerry with legal action after a video was released of her snorting cocaine last month.
A source told Now magazine: “This custody fight talk frightens Kerry, but she knows deep down that you have to do a lot more than be filmed taking cocaine to lose your kids.”
Newspapers have pictured Brian McFadden returning to the UK and many are predicting that he is about to launch the mother of all custody battles with Kerry Katona.
Kerry was videoed snorting cocaine last week, though why it even took that to bring Brian running I’ll never know.
Kerry has proved her self as an unfit mother with questionable morals on many occasions. Surely Brian, or his family, should have stepped in before things got to this point?
August 31st, 2009 by Lisa McGarry. Tags: Kerry Katona
Kerry Katona is reportedly missing the truck loads of free ready meals she used to receive from Iceland.
Kerry was dropped from her lucrative Iceland advertising deal, after she was videoed snorting cocaine last week.
According to The Sun, a friend said: “Kerry is fighting addiction on two fronts. She loves cocaine and is finding keeping off that hard enough – but she loves food more.
August 31st, 2009 by Lisa McGarry. Tags: Kerry Katona
Kerry Katona is considering writing an autobiography, as a way to solve her current financial troubles. When I say write, I of course mean dictate to someone who can actually spell.
The Mirror reports that the ex-Iceland ad star has had a number of offers from publishers, including one offering a £375,000 advance.
A source told the newspaper: “Kerry knows she is close to having to sign on the dole and possibly losing her house. She has lost so much of her income in recent months. The days of living to excess are well and truly over.
August 17th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry. Tags: Kerry Katona
They have stood by her through thick and thin, but it seems like Iceland couldn’t turn a blind eye to the recent video exposé, showing Kerry Katona snorting cocaine.
Over the weekend the News Of The World published photos and video footage of Kerry taking drugs whilst her daughters were in another room.
In a statement, the supermarket said: “For most of [the past four years], she has been a successful part of our advertising campaigns, but has also been through some tough times in her personal life.
August 10th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry. Tags: Kerry Katona
Kerry Katona is reportedly considering having all the blubber sucked out of her again as she has piled the pounds on recently and obviously couldn’t go about losing some weight in a normal way like maybe doing a bit of exercise or not eating donner kebabs for breakfast.
Finally MTV have seen sense and axed the rubbish reality TV show of Kerry Katona.
As Kerry’s ratings fell from a heady 500,000 to a paltry 19,000 viewers MTV decided that no more are people interested in the on off marriage of Kerry and Mark, or their medical/medicinal issues.
A show source told The Sun: “Viewers are finally fed up of Kerry’s antics. She had a good run, but there’s only so many ‘car crash’ TV scenes you can be bothered to watch.
After getting rid of her dead weight husband Mark Croft, Kerry Katona is on a mission to get slim again. Probably so she can snag another leech.
The reality TV star had extensive liposuction and a tummy tuck last year but piled the weight back on…..a takeaway for dinner every night will do that to you. She has now, once again, teamed up with Scott Wright, her personal trainer and has vowed to lose two stone in five weeks..
July 27th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry. Tags: Kerry Katona
Just when things were beginning to look up for Kerry Katona, her slimeball of a husband, Mark Croft, has reportedly been telling friends he wants a divorce because (and we quote) “she’s turned into a lardarse” and he ain’t going to bed with that.