Former I’m A Celebrity winner Kerry Katona has said that Katie Price has no chance of finishing first on this year’s series.

Kerry told OK! magazine: “There’s just too much Katie everywhere.

“I don’t know what going into the jungle will do for Katie’s career. It’s not going to make anyone like her any more or any less.

“She won’t be queen of the jungle.”

Sounds like jealousy talking to us. We think Kerry Katona would have returned for a quarter of Jordan’s fee!

Kerry Katona has reportedly started elocution lessons in a bid to make her sound less common.

The mum of four lost her lucrative Iceland advertising deal earlier this year, after she was videoed snorting cocaine in her bathroom. Kerry is sure that sounding less common will help her land more jobs.

A pal told The Sun: “Kerry is sick of people taking the mickey out of her for being rough.

“She thinks a voice coach will help her appear more refined. She wants to speak proper Queen’s English.”

As if Kerry Katona hasn’t got enough to be embarrassed about, she has now released this video of her Iceland advert out-takes.

In it she picks her nose, grabs her boobs, admits to peeing in her pants and tells all how Terry the Iceland driver gives her sex from behind. As a mother of four, you would think she would avoid swearing in front of the young children present, of course she doesn’t.

Kerry posted the video on her Facebook page earlier this week, it is now available on Youtube and all other good video outlets!

Brian McFadden has insisted that he is still planning to launch a custody battle against Kerry Katona.

Brian appeared on an Irish chat show earlier this month and revealed his intentions to gain custody of his two daughters after Kerry’s recent cocaine scandal.

However, last week it was reported that Kerry was skeptical about Brian’s intentions and remained confident that she would be keeping her kids.

Writing on Twitter, McFadden announced: “Hate to do this but need to clear up false rumours! First, I am still seeking custody of my children.”

The star also denied reports that he is planning to rejoin Westlife and appear on ITV’s I’m A Celebrity.

He wrote: “Second, I am NOT going in the jungle. Oh yes other rumours! I’m not rejoining Westlife and I’m not starting a new boyband.”

He then joked: “I did however apply for the Sugababe roll [sic] but apparently I didn’t get it due to lack of experience!”

Kerry Katona is said to be confident that she can win Brian McFadden in a custody battle, if he tries to take their daughters.

McFadden has threatened Kerry with legal action after a video was released of her snorting cocaine last month.

A source told Now magazine: “This custody fight talk frightens Kerry, but she knows deep down that you have to do a lot more than be filmed taking cocaine to lose your kids.”

The insider added: “Kerry says she doesn’t need the hassle of a custody battle – she’s had enough to last a lifetime. She’d fight Brian if he did try to take the kids, but she knows that won’t happen.”

Brian McFadden has reportedly served Kerry Katona with legal documents, demanding temporary custody of his two daughters.

The former Westlife singer has given Katona until Thursday to respond, at which point he intends to fight for full custody of their children.

A source told The Sunday Mirror: “Kerry is terrified of losing her girls. She’d heard Brian was thinking about taking custody, but had heard nothing. Suddenly a letter landed on her doorstep from Brian’s lawyers demanding intermediate custody while she sorts herself out.

“Her children are the most important thing to her, the last thing she needs is a bitter custody battle with Brian… it could destroy her.”

Brian McFadden touched back down on European soil this week and last night broke his silence on the whole Kerry Katona issue.

The former Westlife star appeared on Ireland’s ‘The Late Show’ and confirmed that he would be fighting Kerry for custody of his two daughters.

“I’ll fight to get custody of my kids and bring them to Ireland.”

On the whole cocaine snorting issue Brian told TV host Ryan Tubridy: “It is manic. Kerry’s also just got arrested.”

‘She was always troubled but of late it seems to be escalating into something ridiculous,’ he explained.

However I wonder if Brian really wants his kids, or is he just doing this now because it is expected from him. He admitted last night that if he won custody he would return to Ireland but he actually would rather stay in Australia if given the chance..

‘I don’t have a career here,’ he said. ‘My career is destroyed in UK and Ireland. How am I supposed to look after my kids here?

‘How am I supposed to feed them. I can’t make money here, get a job on a building site. No one can get a job on a building site how am I going to get one.’

He then went on to suggest that his mum takes custody of the girls temporarily until Kerry gets herself sorted. Suggesting an out of court arrangement he added:

”ll bring them back here [Ireland] so me and my mum will look after them for the next six months to a year.

‘Let her go sort her life out and whatever problems she is having she needs to go get it fixed and in six months to a year they can go back.’

So in essence, Brian doesn’t really want the girls, but he knows if he leaves them with Kerry people will start to ask questions. She has become so messed up that he can no longer turn a blind eye, so he is hoping that she will hand the girls over to his mum for a year, dump Mark, get clean and take them back. I feel so sorry for those two little girls, they haven’t got a decent parent between them!

Newspapers have pictured Brian McFadden returning to the UK and many are predicting that he is about to launch the mother of all custody battles with Kerry Katona.

Kerry was videoed snorting cocaine last week, though why it even took that to bring Brian running I’ll never know.

Kerry has proved her self as an unfit mother with questionable morals on many occasions. Surely Brian, or his family, should have stepped in before things got to this point?

Kerry Katona is reportedly missing the truck loads of free ready meals she used to receive from Iceland.

Kerry was dropped from her lucrative Iceland advertising deal, after she was videoed snorting cocaine last week.

According to The Sun, a friend said: “Kerry is fighting addiction on two fronts. She loves cocaine and is finding keeping off that hard enough – but she loves food more.

“Since Iceland sacked her she has not been entitled to the dozens of ready meals they delivered each week and she has said she can’t cope without a fat fix.

“Food is like a crutch for her and whenever she feels down she eats. Chips are her favourite and she loves kebabs.”

Kerry Katona is considering writing an autobiography, as a way to solve her current financial troubles. When I say write, I of course mean dictate to someone who can actually spell.

The Mirror reports that the ex-Iceland ad star has had a number of offers from publishers, including one offering a £375,000 advance.

A source told the newspaper: “Kerry knows she is close to having to sign on the dole and possibly losing her house. She has lost so much of her income in recent months. The days of living to excess are well and truly over.

“She knows the only thing people will pay for now is to see her car-crash life in print.

“Publishers are eager to get her to sign on the condition she lifts the lid on her recent troubles, truthfully.”