So in tonight’s exciting car crash edition of Kerry Katona: Crazy Career Suicide, Kerry and her husband Mark are having a row and she repeatedly asks him “How am I an asshole? How am I an asshole?”

Good God love, let me count the ways! Could it be the trolling about the house in your tracksuit? Could it be the sight of your heavily pregnant ass puffing away on cigarettes? That Mother Of The Year award never seemed more appropriate.

Could it be your frumpy, aggressive attitude and your way of treating your husband like he needs you more than you need him? “I’m the star of this relationship, and don’t you forget it.”

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Kerry Katona has demanded that the man who has claimed that he is her long lost dad, take a DNA test on camera for her reality TV show, Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love.

Bus driver John, who claims he is the star’s biological father, received a letter from the production company making the show, North One TV, offering him the chance to have the test. The letter said: “Kerry would like to do a DNA test with you. However, because we are filming the whole time we would like to capture this on camera.” But Mr Dowd, blasted Kerry saying: “It’s like blackmail, it’s unbelievable. They’re basically saying, ‘If you don’t do it on TV, then she won’t do it’.”

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MTV sources have revealed that much of the footage filmed by MTV cameras for Kerry Katonas new reality TV show, will never make it onto our screens as it would damage her reputation beyond belief.

Footage includes Kerry smoking repeatedly despite being pregnant, and footage proving that her marriage to Mark Croft is anything but the dream marriage she would have people believe.

“She’s still on 20 a day,” a source told The News Of The World. “In the early days the official word from Max Clifford was that Kerry had one cigarette a day to calm her nerves. But all the time she would say, ‘You have to turn the cameras off, I need to have a smoke.’ I think it’s appalling.”

The source added:

“Kerry has got Mark’s mobile. She’s become convinced he’s having an affair,” an insider revealed. “Kerry knows he has been unfaithful to her but she sticks with him. He looks after her and she’s looking to him for something - the type of thing you look to your parents for. It’s not a normal relationship.”

You can watch some of the scenes below, and considering how badly Kerry comes across in these, I dread to think what the ones that were cut contain!

In scenes shot for her new reality TV show, Kerry Katona, Crazy In Love, Kerry can be seen threatening her new husband, Mark Croft with divorce.

The pair started rowing over who was putting up the Christmas decorations,

Kerry yelled: “You dare let me put those decorations up on my own, the d word’s coming into it!’”

Mark responded: “Shut yer face.” Merry Christmas!

Watch more scenes from the show below.

Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love starts on Sunday 17 February on MTV1.

Grab your TV dinner from Iceland and take your phone off the hook, as MTV ONE takes you behind the headlines and into the home of our nation’s favourite northern lass, Kerry Katona.

In this no holds barred reality show, Kerry and new hubby Mark Croft take over the Osbournes’ mantle to offer a zany, off-the-wall insight into their entertaining and extraordinary lives. Following the young, loved-up couple from now until the birth of their fourth child in May, the MTV cameras will follow Kerry as she launches her first novel and a brand new perfume. Alongside various other professional obligations and launches, Kerry and Mark will also be filmed as they attend court to fight their respective custody battles.

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Kerry Katona has been doing the TV rounds, promoting her new reality TV show, Kerry Katona, Crazy In Love.

Whilst appearing on Richard and Judy’s Channel 4 show, Kerry claimed to be the British Britney Spears.

She stated: “I’m the British Britney Spears, which is ridiculous. The press write what they want to write about me. Once they’ve built you up, they try to pull you down and they’ve been doing it for the last two years now.

“You show me one picture of me taking cocaine or coming out of a nightclub in the last two years. I’ve admitted taking it for about a year but look at Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss. They’re legends for it and I don’t do it anymore.”

I used to feel sorry for Kerry and the bad press she constantly received, but after watching the scenes below from her new MTV show, I have to say that I think she is her own worst enemy. In most of the clips she comes across as rough and harsh and barking mad. I can’t see this TV show doing her public persona any good at all. Read more & comment »

I normally like MTV reality TV shows. I loved the Osbournes, and pimp my ride is just fabulous, but a show that follows Kerry Katona around on a daily basis……I think I’ll give it a miss!

MTV have described the show as a “no-holds-barred reality show.”

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