Well guess what? He and Charlie did just that last night. Two faced hypocrites much? They’d go nuts if someone drank their booze! Imagine for instance what they’d have done and said if Freddie had done the same thing?

It happened last night while the rest of the housemates were in the garden; Kris and Charlie went into the bedroom and took lager and cider from Marcus’s drawer and proceeded to down the lot, helped by Karly who wandered in to see what they were doing.

After she’d drunk a full can in seconds, she told Kris and Charlie that she felt “rotten” about doing it. A bit late for that when all the booze was gone though eh?

While the three were nicking the beer, in the garden, Siavash was taking a poll to see whether everyone wanted to share the rest of the alcohol or if they should save it, not knowing that it was already gone.

Soon after, Kris told Sophie what he, Charlie and Karly had done, and she told Noirin who then told everyone else not to trust other housemates. So, given little choice, Charlie and Kris owned up to stealing and drinking the booze – and Kris helpfully said Karly had had some too – and at first, nobody seemed overly bothered and Marcus only told them not to go through his stuff again.

However, after brooding over it for a while, Noirin began to get annoyed…

We’ll see how that situation develops today!

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He also reckons that Sophie’s isn’t bothered that he has and so he’s questioning whether she really does like him or not… maybe he should ask a dinner lady or tell on her to the teacher.

However, despite his sounding like a love-sick 7 year old, Karly had some – brief – words of comfort for him…

“She’s not that kind of lassie, she’s young” Karly said sagely prompting Sree to try to give Kris some lurve advice too, but he got short shrift; “I’m not taking advice off you!” Kris told him firmly before turning back to Karly.

“On the outside I just pull the birds, but I’ve had to get to know her in here” he said, to which Karly replied, “That’s a good thing though…”

But she didn’t get to finish her sentence because, having had a fair amount of booze and some undercooked oven chips – courtesy of Sree – she suddenly had the urge to throw up.

Nice.

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“Noirin, please… smile” said a grinning Sree.

“I’m tired Sree. I don’t have to if I don’t want to” replied Noirin frostily pointing out that she is after all Queen of Everything and there’s no law about smiling. If there was, she’d have been the one to make it.

“Why aren’t you smiling Kris? Smile all the time” She said, sarcastically pulling Kris into the smile debate…

“Kris is different” said Sree, still grinning which made Noirin grin back, much to her disappointment.

“Sree, I can’t. Seriously. I’m just laughing” said Noirin, keen to point out she wasn’t obeying his commands.

“That’s better” smiled Sree.

“Alright, I’ll laugh at you then – that’ll make me smile” said Noirin bitchily.

“Your smile takes the rain back and makes the sun shine again” replied Sree, going into Wordsworth mode.

“Bleurgh – you’re disgusting Sree” said Kris, clearly not digging the romance.

“It’s a compliment!” laughed Sree.

“It’s heaving material” said Kris.

Poor Sree; he just can’t get it right can he?

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The idea is to find out if they really do have a genuine romance going or if, as everyone suspects, it’s all a sham for ratings and viewers votes to keep them in the house.

The paper says that the pair will, “have to answer difficult questions about each other and listen to their conversations with fellow housemates.”

A show insider is quoted in the paper as saying, “We want to make them feel really uncomfortable to see if what’s going on between them is real or not…”

A friend of Sophie’s, Courtney Davies, told the paper that she “doesn’t like Kris very much” and added, “Sophie can do so much better than him, not to mention that he’s actually got a girlfriend” she said.

I think it’s all fake; there’s just no chemistry between the pair at all. In fact, there’s more going on between Kris and Charlie than there is with Sophie.

What do you reckon? Will the ‘love room’ show them up as fakes or will it prove they’re really together?

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Kris is a 24 visual merchandiser from Shewsbury.

Kris says he dropped out of University after the girls stopped doing his work for him. When he was younger he never had any job aspirations. He has worked as a model but now would like to open his own fashion boutique. Kris has lived and worked in Ibiza and New Zealand.

Single Kris says he doesn’t have a girlfriend, through choice, because he is waiting for The One, although he does admit that he pulls someone every time he goes out.

Kris believes people see him as good looking, confident and focused which he says is totally wrong. He states “it is like having a Ferrari on the outside and a Scoda in the middle” but because of his looks no one expects any personality from him; “when the package is this pretty no one cares what is inside”.

Kris thinks he will pass every task BB sets the house, unless it involves shaving his head. He also thinks he can win.

His hero is Peter Pan, he considers his hair to be he best feature and he once appeared topless in an STD advert

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