Ladette To Lady

Ladette To Lady: Simone Webber

Simone Webber, 27, in Territorial Army, from Swansea

Geezer bird Simone is called Simon by her work colleagues. She likes to play the court jester but sometimes her practical jokes backfire.

“I once accidentally handcuffed myself to a pick and mix stall in my local grocery shop and the fire brigade had to rescue me!”

Simone loves a drink but it always seems to land her in trouble. She lost her best friends flowers on her wedding day because she was too drunk to remember them.
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Ladette To Lady: Charlotte Donoghue

Charlotte Donoghue, trainee beautician, 17, from Liverpool

“No one sees me how I see myself. I think I am a brilliant singer. Always centre of attention.”

Trainee beautician Charlotte loves being in the limelight but her love of dancing and singing in clubs has put her on her last warning at college.

Banned from most of Liverpool’s karaoke bars due to her bad singing she won Liverpool’s most outrageous clubber of the year awards in 2006. Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Charlotte Donoghue‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Neema Mattaka

Neema Mattaka, hairdresser 26, from London

“I’m loud and in your face… for some people I am too much”

Bolshy Neema Mattacka is a self styled ghetto princess. She lives for her garage, jungle and R & B music and has a temper she finds hard to restrain. A hairdresser, she has received a disciplinary for a fight with a colleague.

Confident Neema was fostered as a child and ran away to London at the age of 16. She has had ten years of living by her own rules so how will she shape up under the strict authority of Eggleston hall? Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Neema Mattaka‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Nicole Hart

Nicole Hart, secretary, 18, from Essex

“I’ve got two things on my shoulders, an angel and a devil and as soon as there’s a bit of alcohol in my lips that devil s out in my earhole mate.”

Secretary, Nicole, is an Essex girl through and through and proud of it. She is especially tempted by her friends’ boyfriends.

An avid Tottenham Hotspur fan, Nicole is out drinking five nights a week – and once jumped out of a second floor window to continue partying when her mum said she couldn’t go out. Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Nicole Hart‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Amber Jaques

Amber Jaques, barmaid, 18, from Blackpool

“I don’t f***ing care about nothing. As long as I have got my beer I am ok.”

Amber loves her beer. Her parents have thrown her out of home as she refuses to live by their rules.

She swears constantly, and is the first to admit that having a good time takes priority over everything – even her family. She won’t spend any money on her appearance and takes her mum’s clothes rather than pay for her own. Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Amber Jaques‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Laura Waude

Laura Waude, student, 18, from Doncaster

“I’m a lot of rough round the edges, bit of a wild party girl”

Laura has lofty ambitions to become a lawyer but she must first tame her wild ways. Her family are worried that her hedonistic lifestyle will affect her career potential.

On a night out Laura is on a mission to pull. She is attracted to bad boys – the harder their reputation the more she wants them. She has been given an ASBO for littering – which is not a great start for someone hoping to become a bastion of law! Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Laura Waude‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Kelly Simpson

Kelly Simpson, bouncer/model, 26, from Cardiff

“I have got a high sex drive, the girls have called me a nymphomaniac in the past”

Kelly Simpson is a breast enhanced bi-sexual bouncer from Cardiff who got her job after impressing doormen with her fighting skills. A self confessed party animal, she is well-known in many clubs in Cardiff who pay her to pull in the crowds and dance with her friends. Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Kelly Simpson‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Holly Clements

Holly Clements, unemployed, 21, from Basildon

“I like the old one night stands, you can’t go wrong. Don’t tell ‘em your name, f*** ‘em and go home.”

At just 4 foot 10” Holly Clements has never held down a job and thinks nothing of binge drinking away her dole money. She was most recently sacked as dental nurse for replacing the mouth wash for disinfectant while drunk on the job. Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady: Holly Clements‘ »

Ladette To Lady Returns, ITV

Ladette To Lady

UPDATE: We have a great video clip to mark the launch of this new series here, and another here.

With two terms of transforming some of Britain’s most extreme ladettes into respectable ladies under their belt, the revered tutors at Eggleston Hall thought they had seen it all. But a third intake is set to be – by their own admission - their biggest challenge yet.

The famous finishing school opens its doors for a new term as its indomitable staff attempt to transform the most obnoxious and unrepentant ladettes they have ever seen.

Programme one introduces the inelegant eight and sees them get to grips with the basics of becoming a lady. But in true ladette style, things go less than according to plan, with their first lessons in etiquette resulting in skinny dipping, food fights and stripping. Plus one chirpy ladette sees herself sent packing before the first official expulsion.

As the ladettes arrive, school rules are immediately broken, contraband is stashed and punctuality is ignored. Liverpudlian Charlotte Donoghue arrives over four hours late interrupting the Principal Address. Her excuse is less than convincing: Continue reading ‘Ladette To Lady Returns, ITV‘ »

Ladette To Lady: Apply Now!

ITV are currently accepting applications for their forthcoming series of Ladette To Lady.

The ITV website states that:

We are currently recruiting hard-drinking, raucous young women who have gone totally off the rails and would benefit from a five week crash course in etiquette and manners.

If this sounds like you, and you would like to change your ways then make sure to get your application in asap!