Sophie was today summoned to the secret suite to meet her surprise guest, imagine her surprise she saw Victoria!

“I thought you were so into Shane, what happened there?� Lady Victoria challenged Sophie.

“It’s my business not yours. It’s to do with reasons to do with me. I can’t explain it to you,� Soph replied.

“All this backstabbing I saw you do made me feel sick,� Victoria spat. “You have f**ked me over and gone off with a guy I like!�

“I said I’m sorry.�

“In the clip I saw you were like, ‘I know Vic, she won’t mind,’ and I was like, ‘F**k, I’m going to kick her head in!’��

“I didn’t know you were that into him and I’m sorry.�

Victoria continued

“All you do is talk about yourself. I have been modelling as long as you but I don’t talk about it every single minute,�.

“We’re different. I’m sorry,� Soph stutters.

“I don’t think you know the meaning of the word. You knew I liked him.�

Oh and thats just the start, as Sophie sheepishly left the room, Lady V went all Sharon Osbourne and tipped a bottle of wine over her head.

I can’t wait to see what happens next!

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Not only has Victoria’s supposed pal slagged her off and backstabbed her repeatedly but she took it one step further last week when she got off with her man.

To add insult to injury Sophie the self centred model told anyone that would listen that Victoria wouldn’t mind her snogging Chris, and that her friend would want her to be happy.

It would seem however that Sophies happiness is the furthest thing from Victorias mind, and she intends to let her know. Victoria has vowed to tell Sophie how self centred and selfish she is, and set her straight with a few more home truths.

That should be worth watching!

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Who would have guessed though that she would have tried to sneak back in? Whilst filming for the show’s spinoff ‘Aftersun’ Lady V tiptoed past the security guards and made her way back into the resort, drawing squeals of delight from the celebrities.

“Come hide in the bedroom!� Leo whispered, trying to push the Lady out of view.

“Quick, quick, quick. They’re going to go mad!�

“Hide her, hide her!� the celebs chanted while trying to hide Lady Victoria under duvets.

But security soon caught up with the fugitive and escorted her off the premises.

“That was absolutely brilliant,� Kelle cried. “That was a move and a half Victoria, you rock!�

“Vicky you are a princess!� Sophie called as Lady V was led away.

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Embarrassingly, the love-seeking celebs failed to recognize virtually all the photos given to them, from Tony Blair (Colleen: Is that our president?) to Abraham Lincoln (Lee: Is that Darwin?). Things got a little tense as Kelle Bryan stood up to Alicia Douvall for taking the task too seriously and ridiculing people for not knowing the answers. In the end, the competition was between Kelle and Victoria Hervey, with Kelle ultimately winning. She and her partner Brendan received chocolate ice-cream as a reward (presumably from show sponsors Bounty – clever!)

Alicia (or Jackie Stallone Junior as we call her about the house) was given the job of making dinner, managed to nick herself with a knife and proceeded to spend a wee while hamming it up for the cameras. Unconvincingly, I might add. Thank God she’s not an actress!

In other news, I’m feeling slightly sorry for Lee Otway, who is desperate to get his leg over (anyone), but has been rejected by Victoria Hervey. He just looks like a horny kid who stowed away on the boat. I read on the Love Island website that he’d have no problem ‘bonking’ on screen. Good luck Lee – just need a bonkee to do it with, eh?

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The highest paid star is Sopie Anderton who will be getting £70,000, closely followed by Lady Victoria Hervey who is being paid £50,000.

Strictly Come Dancing star Brendan Cole is set to earn £40,000, Bianca Gascoigne has been offered £30,000, while Hollyoaks star Lee Ottway and former Boyzone singer Shane Lynch are earning £26,000.

Less well-known stars such as models Alicia Douvall and Colleen Shannon, Pierce Brosnan’s son Chris and singer Leo Ihenacho have signed £20,000 contracts.

According to The People, the contestants will be taxed twice on their earnings – once in Fiji and again in Britain.

“They are very angry,” a source explained. “Someone earning £25,000 can expect to take home around £12,000 after tax.”

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Wikipedia reports that she is the elder daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol and his third wife Yvonne Sutton. She is the older sister of the 8th Marquess of Bristol and of Lady Isabella Hervey, and her older half-brothers were the 7th Marquess of Bristol and Lord Nicholas Hervey, both deceased.

Victoria is no stranger to the world of reality TV, having taken part in the Channel Five show ‘The Farm’ in October 2004.

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I can see why they took the word ‘celebrity’ out of the title this year. They should have named it..

“So someone in your family is famous, come and get a tropical shag”

The list is as follows, click on the name for more details on the star.

Lady Victoria Hervey
Sophie Anderton
Alicia Douvall
Colleen Shannon
Kelle Bryan
Bianca Gascoigne

Shane Lynch
Leo Ihenacho
Lee Otway
Brendan Cole
Chris Brosnan

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