September 8th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
BIG Brother star Lea Walker attacked a radio DJ when he threatened to play audio from her porn video live on air.
Kerrang! Radio ‘shock jock’Tim Shaw told her he had footage from her film Casting Cuties 4 on his mobile phone and was going to play it to listeners.
Lea wrestled the phone from his grip and smashed it on the floor before storming out.
‘She just flipped out and started whacking me over the head,’ said Shaw yesterday.
‘She was sitting there as good as gold but as soon as I mentioned her porn video she went crazy.’
Listeners to the interview, broadcast from the Kerrang! studios in Birmingham on Wednesday night, earlier heard Lea protest when Shaw threatened to play the video.
‘Why would you want to do that,’ she asked. ‘It was a mistake that I made and it was a long time ago. You cannot be judged for things that happened years ago.’
August 11th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
Surprise Surprise, Nikki Grahame has made it back into the Big Brother house. Who would have seen that coming? Emmmm anyone with eyes that’s who!
Mikey, Grace and Lea are sad to leave, and Grace got phenomanally booed AGAIN! I wonder how long it will take for Mikey and Grace to get engaged and sell their story to some tabloid weekly magazine, before suffering a long spun out and vicious break up?
Time will tell……
August 6th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
Who do you think will be returning to our screens this week as part of Big Brothers latest twist?
The public are currently voting on who they would like to place in the secret house next door, and the list of housemates is as follows:
Grace, Jayne, Lea, Lisa, Michael, Nikki, Sam, Spiral, Mikey and Susie
Dawn, Shahbaz, George, Bonnie and Sezer have not been invited back due to reasons outlined here.
Out of the available ex-housemates I would like to see Grace, Nikki and Lisa return, and I don’t really care who else, they all bore me so let the British public decide!
July 7th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
Lea Walker has finally been evicted from the Big Brother house. Well she hasn’t actually left yet, but in about 20 minutes I hope never to see her again!
When Davina announced her departure, Lea predictably broke down into floods of tears, telling Pete Bennett how she loves him “proper” and he is the most amazing person she has ever met in her entire life.
If I was Pete, I would be breathing a sigh of relief right now. With Lea gone he will be free to talk to, flirt with and snog anyone he wants without encountering the porn star’s evil eye. He will avoid death by suffocation of the breasts, and will no longer have to spend hours comforting lea after yet another psychological breakdown.
Maybe now we will see the real Pete…….
July 6th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
At 20.55 this evening, Big Brother housemate Lea Walker threatened to walk out of the Big Brother house prior to Friday nights eviction.
Tensions have been running high in the house since Aisleyne’s surprise re-entrance, and Lea seems to be feeling it the most.
Lea has never been one to cope well with stress, and must be one of the most weepy and mentally unstable housemates ever, so it is no surprise that she is feeling unbalanced now that she is up for eviction. Lets face it, she must know she’s sure to go!
June 23rd, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
Both Nikki and Lea are cringing this morning as they remember the declarations of love they both made for Pete Bennett last night.
Nikki woke ttis morning and exclaimed: “I made the biggest public humiliation…why did they call me to the Diary Room when I was f*****? What didn’t I say!”
Looking equally embarrassed, Lea said: “Hopefully you deflected from what I said then!”
“I will leave with a hoodie on my head,” Nikki continued. “I’m so embarrassed, I would do anything to stay. I would lick carpet to stay. I would lick the loo seat in order to stay!” Yummy.
After another ‘oh, no I can’t believe I said that’ from Nikki, Lea teased: “Do you really remember what you said?”
“Yes,” replied Nikki bluntly, followed with a “F*** off Lea!”
Lucky Pete! What a love triangle!
June 22nd, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
In yet another blokey chat with Mieky last night, Welsh lifeguard Glyn aditted his true feelings for blonde bimbo Lea.
He said:
“It’s weird how Lea’s here because… my fantasy woman is blonde, big breasts, very attractive – and, like, Lea’s here,” he grinned. “I’m giving her a massage on my bed… she’s naked… I haven’t got a top on…” he was almost drooling at the memory.
“Are you sound with Aisleyne now,” asked Mikey, who had his suspicions about the pair earlier in the week.
“Yeah, but I don’t fancy her anymore,” replied Glyn.
“Seriously? Why not?”
“Dunno. I still would, but… ”
“The way she’s been has made you a bit less attracted to her?” enquired Mikey.
Glyn wistfully replied:
“I think of Lea all the time anyway, rather than her,” he murmured.
Poor Glyn! Lea Walker would eat him for breakfast!
June 21st, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
Porn Star Lea Walker has managed to ward off two rivals so far, namely Lisa and Nikki, and has successfully kept sweetie Petey (aka Pete Bennett) all to herself.
But she is beginning to sense more competition for Pete’s affection in the form of Glamour model Aisleyne and she is not happy about it.
She cornered Pete this afternoon, and asked him:
“What’s going on with you and Aisleyne?” Pete looked puzzled. “I can’t talk to you when she’s there,” added Lea in a hurt tone.
“There’s nothing going on,” replied Pete.
“Really?” asked Lea. “You were talking earlier and I came in and you said ‘I’ll tell her later’.”
“That didn’t mean anything,” Pete retorted.
“If you like her why don’t you tell her,” she sulked.
“It’s not like that,” Pete repeated patiently.
“I thought you fell for her, I thought you’d changed,” said Lea. “You’re like her sidekick; wherever you go, she goes.”
“I get on with her, that’s all,” said Pete finally.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Aisleyne took a nasty fall on some spilled oil, or broke her nose while tripping over Lea’s foot. I imagine Lea would be a pretty dangerous enemy to have!
June 14th, 2006 by Lisa McGarry.
Big Brother housemate Lea Walker has always had a soft spot for rocker Pete Bennett, but now it would appear that her feelings run deeper than anyone would have guessed.
In a conversation with Aisleyne today Lea admitted
“I like him,”
Aisleyne asked: “Do you want a toy boy?”
“No,” protested Lea. “But I just can’t control it. I know nothing can…” She suddenly stopped talking. Pete had emerged from the bathroom and was standing right next to the stunned pair. Lea’s didn’t know where to look.
“I thought you were in the bedroom,” she whimpered. Pete shook his head, chuckled nervously, made his way to the bedroom. Aisleyne looked uncomfortabe. Lea’s hand was covering her face.
“I thought he was in the f***** bedroom,” she whispered, “Well, he heard all that then.”
“Think of him as a younger nephew, like a relative, that will put you off,” advised Aisleyne.
“I don’t see him as young though, I see him as the same age as me,” said Lea.
“He’s not though,” Aisleyne reminded the love-struck porn star.
June 12th, 2006 by Gerard McGarry.
Lea has always been a bit of a drama queen, but who would have thought that one tiny wasp would have caused all this trouble.
In the kitchen this morning Lea started screaming : “F****** hellfire, ya b******,”
“It bit me,” she screeched at top volume.
“Let’s see, let’s see,” said Nikki. “Oh my God!”
“It just bit me. It gnawed me finger! Like a b****** rottweiler, just attached to me hand,” continued Lea.
As Lea dropped the offender in the bin, Nikki screamed and Lea demanded “Pete! Come here!”
“It’s just a wasp,” said Pete, coming to the rescue.
“It’s a black widow,” cried Nikki, over reacting as always
“I need stitches!” shouted Lea from the kitchen.
