BIG Brother star Lea Walker attacked a radio DJ when he threatened to play audio from her porn video live on air.

Kerrang! Radio ’shock jock’Tim Shaw told her he had footage from her film Casting Cuties 4 on his mobile phone and was going to play it to listeners.

Lea wrestled the phone from his grip and smashed it on the floor before storming out.

‘She just flipped out and started whacking me over the head,’ said Shaw yesterday.

‘She was sitting there as good as gold but as soon as I mentioned her porn video she went crazy.’

Listeners to the interview, broadcast from the Kerrang! studios in Birmingham on Wednesday night, earlier heard Lea protest when Shaw threatened to play the video.

‘Why would you want to do that,’ she asked. ‘It was a mistake that I made and it was a long time ago. You cannot be judged for things that happened years ago.’

Surprise Surprise, Nikki Grahame has made it back into the Big Brother house. Who would have seen that coming? Emmmm anyone with eyes that’s who!

Mikey, Grace and Lea are sad to leave, and Grace got phenomanally booed AGAIN! I wonder how long it will take for Mikey and Grace to get engaged and sell their story to some tabloid weekly magazine, before suffering a long spun out and vicious break up?

Time will tell……

Who do you think will be returning to our screens this week as part of Big Brothers latest twist?

The public are currently voting on who they would like to place in the secret house next door, and the list of housemates is as follows:

Grace, Jayne, Lea, Lisa, Michael, Nikki, Sam, Spiral, Mikey and Susie

Dawn, Shahbaz, George, Bonnie and Sezer have not been invited back due to reasons outlined here.

Out of the available ex-housemates I would like to see Grace, Nikki and Lisa return, and I don’t really care who else, they all bore me so let the British public decide!

Lea Walker has finally been evicted from the Big Brother house. Well she hasn’t actually left yet, but in about 20 minutes I hope never to see her again!

When Davina announced her departure, Lea predictably broke down into floods of tears, telling Pete Bennett how she loves him “proper” and he is the most amazing person she has ever met in her entire life.

If I was Pete, I would be breathing a sigh of relief right now. With Lea gone he will be free to talk to, flirt with and snog anyone he wants without encountering the porn star’s evil eye. He will avoid death by suffocation of the breasts, and will no longer have to spend hours comforting lea after yet another psychological breakdown.

Maybe now we will see the real Pete…….

At 20.55 this evening, Big Brother housemate Lea Walker threatened to walk out of the Big Brother house prior to Friday nights eviction.

Tensions have been running high in the house since Aisleyne’s surprise re-entrance, and Lea seems to be feeling it the most.

Lea has never been one to cope well with stress, and must be one of the most weepy and mentally unstable housemates ever, so it is no surprise that she is feeling unbalanced now that she is up for eviction. Lets face it, she must know she’s sure to go!

Both Nikki and Lea are cringing this morning as they remember the declarations of love they both made for Pete Bennett last night.

Nikki woke ttis morning and exclaimed: “I made the biggest public humiliation…why did they call me to the Diary Room when I was f*****? What didn’t I say!”

Looking equally embarrassed, Lea said: “Hopefully you deflected from what I said then!”

“I will leave with a hoodie on my head,” Nikki continued. “I’m so embarrassed, I would do anything to stay. I would lick carpet to stay. I would lick the loo seat in order to stay!” Yummy.

After another ‘oh, no I can’t believe I said that’ from Nikki, Lea teased: “Do you really remember what you said?”

“Yes,” replied Nikki bluntly, followed with a “F*** off Lea!”

Lucky Pete! What a love triangle!

In yet another blokey chat with Mieky last night, Welsh lifeguard Glyn aditted his true feelings for blonde bimbo Lea.

He said:

“It’s weird how Lea’s here because… my fantasy woman is blonde, big breasts, very attractive – and, like, Lea’s here,” he grinned. “I’m giving her a massage on my bed… she’s naked… I haven’t got a top on…” he was almost drooling at the memory.

“Are you sound with Aisleyne now,” asked Mikey, who had his suspicions about the pair earlier in the week.

“Yeah, but I don’t fancy her anymore,” replied Glyn.

“Seriously? Why not?”

“Dunno. I still would, but… ”

“The way she’s been has made you a bit less attracted to her?” enquired Mikey.

Glyn wistfully replied:

“I think of Lea all the time anyway, rather than her,” he murmured.

Poor Glyn! Lea Walker would eat him for breakfast!

Porn Star Lea Walker has managed to ward off two rivals so far, namely Lisa and Nikki, and has successfully kept sweetie Petey (aka Pete Bennett) all to herself.

But she is beginning to sense more competition for Pete’s affection in the form of Glamour model Aisleyne and she is not happy about it.

She cornered Pete this afternoon, and asked him:

“What’s going on with you and Aisleyne?” Pete looked puzzled. “I can’t talk to you when she’s there,” added Lea in a hurt tone.

“There’s nothing going on,” replied Pete.

“Really?” asked Lea. “You were talking earlier and I came in and you said ‘I’ll tell her later’.”

“That didn’t mean anything,” Pete retorted.

“If you like her why don’t you tell her,” she sulked.

“It’s not like that,” Pete repeated patiently.

“I thought you fell for her, I thought you’d changed,” said Lea. “You’re like her sidekick; wherever you go, she goes.”

“I get on with her, that’s all,” said Pete finally.

I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Aisleyne took a nasty fall on some spilled oil, or broke her nose while tripping over Lea’s foot. I imagine Lea would be a pretty dangerous enemy to have!

Big Brother housemate Lea Walker has always had a soft spot for rocker Pete Bennett, but now it would appear that her feelings run deeper than anyone would have guessed.

In a conversation with Aisleyne today Lea admitted

“I like him,”

Aisleyne asked: “Do you want a toy boy?”

“No,” protested Lea. “But I just can’t control it. I know nothing can…” She suddenly stopped talking. Pete had emerged from the bathroom and was standing right next to the stunned pair. Lea’s didn’t know where to look.

“I thought you were in the bedroom,” she whimpered. Pete shook his head, chuckled nervously, made his way to the bedroom. Aisleyne looked uncomfortabe. Lea’s hand was covering her face.

“I thought he was in the f***** bedroom,” she whispered, “Well, he heard all that then.”

“Think of him as a younger nephew, like a relative, that will put you off,” advised Aisleyne.

“I don’t see him as young though, I see him as the same age as me,” said Lea.

“He’s not though,” Aisleyne reminded the love-struck porn star.

Lea has always been a bit of a drama queen, but who would have thought that one tiny wasp would have caused all this trouble.

In the kitchen this morning Lea started screaming : “F****** hellfire, ya b******,”

“It bit me,” she screeched at top volume.

“Let’s see, let’s see,” said Nikki. “Oh my God!”

“It just bit me. It gnawed me finger! Like a b****** rottweiler, just attached to me hand,” continued Lea.

As Lea dropped the offender in the bin, Nikki screamed and Lea demanded “Pete! Come here!”

“It’s just a wasp,” said Pete, coming to the rescue.

“It’s a black widow,” cried Nikki, over reacting as always

“I need stitches!” shouted Lea from the kitchen.

Big Brother housemates Lea and Sam had a heart to heart today when they spoke about their difficult childhoods, and shared stories on how they were bullied as children.

Ex Porn actress Lea had an exciting childhood but shared her regrets about how her life developed. “I was clubbing when I was 11,” she explained. “It’s all I know.”

“Sometimes you have to grow up quickly and get on with life,” she continued, with Glyn enquiring: “You feel like you missed out then – on a childhood?” “Yeah,” she replied, solemnly.

Sam then began to open up saying

“Because there’s been so much negativity in my life I’m very wary of people, I used to find it very hard to communicate with people. I was very shy at school.

“Then a couple of people took me under their wing and said ‘you’re a special person you should just be who you are.’

“I used to be bullied even by people younger than me.”

Lea pitched in: “I used to get bullied but by much older kids – like fifth years when I was a first year.”

Sam added: “I think it’s really unfair not to be accepted.” Lea said: “I wanted to be accepted but maybe that means you’ll still get bullied.”

The results are through and it looks like the bookies were right, as were the readers of Unreality Tv. Once again the majority of you (67%) predicted thatSezer Yurtseven would be the second person evicted from the Big brother house.

Sezer handled the news well, repeating “I’m fine…. I’m Calm….. I’m Cool” meanwhile Lea was in hysterics on the other sofa.

Neither Richard or Lea even stood up to commiserate Sezer, rather Lea dissolved into tears and her cronies, Pete, Richard and Aisleyne flocked around to comfort her.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am sick of seeing this woman crying. She is a grown woman, yet she cries more than my four year old daughter.

Self pity is not an endearing quality!

At 03.15 today Big Brother housemate and porn star Lea Walker saw a sign that she will be the one to be evicted on Friday night.

The sign apparently came in the form of a magpie seen by Lea in the garden.

Lea told Sam

“They’re supposedly the guardians of the devil, if they come across a dead body they will always peck its eyes out first, because the eyes are the window to the soul.”

I bet Sam had some nightmares last night!

Big Brother housemates Lea and Richard, have become disillusioned with their fellow housemates since being nominated for eviction last night.

While chatting with Lea this afternoon Richard said:

“I wasn’t given the opportunity to explain myself last night,�

“For me to call Imogen dull and boring is not bullying. I was just saying what I felt, and it was actually her who begged me to stay in the house.�

“I’m disappointed in a few people,� he continues, “you’re not one of them.�

Leah feels that she has lost the trust she initially placed in the housemates

“This is why I can’t trust people,� says Lea referring to her nomination. “I only trust my friends outside.�

“I’m just going to keep myself to myself today,� says Lea “I don’t need to be antagonised by anyone.�

“It takes me a long time to trust people, and I have given these people my trust in the first two weeks of knowing them and this is what happens. I can’t be bothered to talk to people in here no more.�

It seems as though Mum and Dad are just about ready to write the kids out of their will. How did they turn out so badly with such good role models?

Via The Copydesk, The Guardian’s commentary on Big Brother 2006 is utterly scathing and a total riot!

Alright, it’s a couple of days out of date (Shahbaz was still in the house at the time), but there’s some excellent coverage. On the subject of Shahbaz:

Shahbaz spent his first few days in the hellhouse bouncing round the linoleum shrieking, blubbing, squealing and bear-hugging anyone within grasping distance. That was disturbing enough. But when, for some mad reason, this failed to win anyone over, he really went into meltdown – deliberately provoking arguments then playing the victim

And do I detect a less-than-lukewarm review of wide-boy Sezer?

a pint-sized, pixel-eyed, monotone, priapic, hair-gelled rodent, so in love with himself he probably masturbates to videos of himself masturbating

You could just see it, couldn’t you?

The others don’t escape lightly either. Lea is a planet-boobed sometime pornstar, Lisa is described as Lucy Liu channelling the spirit of Bez and the evil Nikki as a spoiled chimpette who throws tantrums like Geoff Capes throws fenceposts. Love it!

Like the rest of the planet, Pete Bennett is the favourite to win this year, by virtue of the fact that he’s actually a genuinely nice person.