Who do you think will be returning to our screens this week as part of Big Brothers latest twist?

The public are currently voting on who they would like to place in the secret house next door, and the list of housemates is as follows:

Grace, Jayne, Lea, Lisa, Michael, Nikki, Sam, Spiral, Mikey and Susie

Dawn, Shahbaz, George, Bonnie and Sezer have not been invited back due to reasons outlined here.

Out of the available ex-housemates I would like to see Grace, Nikki and Lisa return, and I don’t really care who else, they all bore me so let the British public decide!

I would have thought that Welsh lifeguard Glyn Wise would have been grateful to get a kiss….from anyone…..even Richard!

But apparently not. Today as he sat in the garden with Mikey he confided:

“Don’t tell her,” whispers Glyn, “but when I kissed Lisa it was like kissing an ashtray. I felt like my mouth was full of cigarettes.”

Poor Lisa. First Pete turns his back, and now the only other male in the house to have taken an interest thinks she stinks. Wouldn’t do wonders for the old self confidence now would it?

When Grace left the Big Brother house, she seemed surprised that the public viewed her as bitchy, in fact she exclaimed that she hated bitchiness! Yet while Grace was in the house, we’d all have to agree that this was her favourite past time.

If you thought that when Grace left, the house would change into a loving and welcoming environment, you weren’t only wrong….you were stupid!

It seems as though Mikey Dalton and Lisa Huo are now determined to pick uo where Grace left off, and the pair spent ages last night bitching about Aisleyne.

“It just winds me up speaking to her,” said Mikey.

“I know, I know,” said Lisa, glad that someone agreed with her.

“I know she didn’t get on with Grace ‘n’ all that,” whispered Mikey. “But even from the way she spoke to Grace the other night, I’m still wound up by that.”

Lisa chimed in “I don’t wanna speak to her. I don’t even wanna look at her since that night when she called Grace a bitch.”

“I dunno, she just annoys me like… I don’t know if she’s like that in real life, or because nobody knows her in here she’s trying to come across as this hard-line girl, know what I mean? I suppose some people you get on with and some people you don’t and I don’t get on with her.” Mikey pondered.

“Yeah,” echoed Lisa. “She just goes off in a huff if she doesn’t get any attention. It’s like one step, two step, **** me, come on, you know what I mean?”

So they don’t like Aisleyne, I wonder when they will get around to back stabbing Richard….that should be fun!

Big Brother rocker Pete Bennett, had a word with fellow housemate and stalker, Lisa Huo tonight about her habit of tramping on insects.

After Pete told her off, Lisa stroppily replied

“I’m sick of you,” whinged Lisa to Pete. “You stop me having fun. What am I going to do now?”

“There’s better things to do then kill animals,” he said.

“Ok then, I’ll break things,” she replied, obviously.

“Is there nothing else for you to do? In life, you must create, not destroy,” continued Pete, sagely.

“I can create riots,” she giggled.

Pete’s then began discussing his love of all creatures great and small. “I love ants. I feed them pots of jam,” he revealed. “And snails. I get really freaked out if I stand on them.”

Cleary unimpressed with Pete’s enthusiasm for insects, Lisa berated each animal he professed to love.

So if Pete loves Lea, (as he certainly appears to do) can we assume that sooner or later Lisa will try to crush her too?

Big Brother housemate Lisa Huo has had her eye on rocker Pete Bennett, ever since he entered the house. At times she has come across as a bit of a bunny boiler, especially when she screamed, shouted and forbade Pete to sleep in Lea’s bed.

Today in the house after seeing how nervous Pete is around Lisa, Canadian housemate Richard has been offering him some words of advice. Richard advised Pete to stand up to Lisa, and let her know how annoying she is being. He adds “If she takes it the wrong way she’s the one who’ll lose out, you’re offering her friendship.”

Richard went on to say: “The important thing for you, young man, is to address certain issues you have with her. Next time she does it point it out in front of others ‘cos it’ll put her in place.”

‘Richard The Wise’……it has a certain ring to it doesn’t it?

Today saw Nikki and Lisa taking their turn to compete in ‘Meal Or No Meal’.

Both girls answer their first question correctly, Nikki then guesses that bald eagle are not actually bald, which was of course the wrong answer! But the two girls pulled it back by knowing that a pigeon can fly with one wing, and that there are more pigs than people in Denmark.

Next week will see the housemates surviving on a diet of confectionary, meat, and alcohol, with no toilet paper or new shower gels. Watch as the tempers begin to fray!

Via The Copydesk, The Guardian’s commentary on Big Brother 2006 is utterly scathing and a total riot!

Alright, it’s a couple of days out of date (Shahbaz was still in the house at the time), but there’s some excellent coverage. On the subject of Shahbaz:

Shahbaz spent his first few days in the hellhouse bouncing round the linoleum shrieking, blubbing, squealing and bear-hugging anyone within grasping distance. That was disturbing enough. But when, for some mad reason, this failed to win anyone over, he really went into meltdown - deliberately provoking arguments then playing the victim

And do I detect a less-than-lukewarm review of wide-boy Sezer?

a pint-sized, pixel-eyed, monotone, priapic, hair-gelled rodent, so in love with himself he probably masturbates to videos of himself masturbating

You could just see it, couldn’t you?

The others don’t escape lightly either. Lea is a planet-boobed sometime pornstar, Lisa is described as Lucy Liu channelling the spirit of Bez and the evil Nikki as a spoiled chimpette who throws tantrums like Geoff Capes throws fenceposts. Love it!

Like the rest of the planet, Pete Bennett is the favourite to win this year, by virtue of the fact that he’s actually a genuinely nice person.

Lisa Huo is a hyperactive 27 year old from Manchester. She upholsters 3 piece suites for a living and enjoys her job as she has always been “ a bit laddish�.

Lisa says that she is “ easygoing, but don’t cross me or you will feel my wrathâ€? She says that she is going deaf because she is so loud and wondered if Big brother would fit her with a hearing aid.

Lisa who lived in China for two years speaks English and Shanghai Chinese.