Big Brother housemates are hungry once more and this week Luke and Mikey are putting the blame squarely on chef Rex’s shoulders.
Mkiey moaned: “The guy hasn’t got a clue when it comes to basic budgets in this house.
“He might have loads of restaurants but that is not what we need in here.
“We are eating absolutely sod-all again.”
Luke added: “Why we’re back on rice and chickpeas today is beyond me.” Read more & comment »
Big Brother housemate, Luke and Rebecca enjoyed a late night snog last night, but it seems like Luke may already be regretting the incident.
This morning he told fellow housemate Mikey that the snog was an ‘accident’.
‘Rebecca and I may have shared an intimate moment. We may have accidentally kissed. But it was by accident. We’ve gone back to hating each other now,’ said Luke.
Luke and Rebecca visited the Big Brother diary room yesterday to give Big Brother their guide to surviving house meetings.
They had just attended a group meeting about the recent shopping task and the bored pair thought they would enlighten BB with their tips.
1. Pretend you are interested when you really don’t give a monkey.
Luke and Rebecca demonstrate this by resting their chins on their hands and faking interested looks to Big Brother.
2. Say “yes, I agree” accompanied by polite clapping. Read more & comment »
Awwww how cute is little Luke? He admitted to Dennis today that he had never shaved before and so the camp Scot decided to give him some lessons.
He didn’t trust Luke to do his first cheek, so took control of the razor himself.
But later he handed the razor to Luke instead, giving him some encouraging comments as he went along.
“Nice and neat Luke,” he said. “Can you feel it coming off?”
Don’t they make a nice pair?
Mario and Stephanie’s wedding of the year went ahead today, despite many doubts and arguments! However, no sooner had the champagne corks been popped than Big Brother announced that the couple were fake and gave the group one minute to guess who the real couple were.
Michael announced that they suspected Mario and Lisa, and though I bet they’re glad to be able to act like a couple again, it can’t be nice to know that one could leave this Friday night…..
Uh oh….it looks like Mario, Stephanie, Lisa and Luke may face eviction this week after all. They were given the task to pretend that Mario and Stephanie are a real couple, but only two days in and it looks like the others have already rumbled them!
Channel 4 reported that Darnell, Dennis, Alexandra, Sylvia and Dale visited the diary room yesterday evening saying:
“We’ve got a problem, a big problem!” “Are you guys playing tricks on us?” Alexandra demanded to know. “Is this a task?” Darnell asked. “We ain’t falling for it, yeah?” Alexandra announced. “And more and more and more now, Mario is lookin’ like an actor!” Read more & comment »
Anyone who saw the Big Brother launch show tonight (and I can’t imagine anyone missing it!), will know about the first four housemates’ secret task.
Mario and Lisa entered the house as a couple, but after they were joined by Stephanie and Luke, Big Brother gave them their first task. Mario and Lisa must pretend that they are not a couple, but instead 43 year old Mario must convince the other housemates that he is with 19 year old Stephanie. If they pull it off, the four taking part in the task will escape next weeks public vote. If they fail they will all be up for eviction.
At the end of the launch show, Davina McCall announced that Mario and his new girl Stephanie will be getting married this Sunday, and they’ll think it’s for real!!!! How brilliant!
Luke is currently doing a Politics degree but his real love is wrestling. Since the age of 16, he’s been involved in the North West wrestling scene as a ring announcer and referee. He doesn’t smoke, drink, do drugs or swear, and says a typical weekend night out would be going to the wrestling, Pizza Hut, bowling or the cinema. In 2005 he won an award for “Greatest Governor of a pro-wrestling company”.
Fashion-wise, Luke wears suits most days because it makes him feel empowered. His favourite suits are ones he’s bought from George at Asda. Describes himself as eccentric, self-righteous, opinionated and judgemental, Luke is passionate about politics, free speech, and respecting other people’s points of view. He supports the Conservative party. Read more & comment »
