Goldie Lookin Chain performed at ShockWaves NME Awards Shows 2006 on Wednesday and were joined on stage by Maggot’s Big Brother housemate Rula Lenska.

Rula surprised the crowd by coming on stage for the finale ‘Your Mother’s Got A Penis’.

Band member Dwain Xain told the crowd: “He’s brought one of his friends along, so we’ve got royalty in the house tonight. Give it up for Rula Lenska”.

When asked if she was shocked about the content of the song, she told NME.COM: “I’ve done ‘The Vagina Monologues’ on the road, so nothing is exceptional.”

Asked about her former housemate’s performance she said: “What I loved was the raw committed energy. They played to the audience, not at the audience. I was amazed to see Maggot’s physicality because we didn’t see much of that in the house.”

Impressed by his physicality eh? I wonder what else Magoot and Rula have gotten up to since leaving the Big Brother House!

The unassuming Maggot managed to make it to third place. A natural diplomat, Maggot managed to straddle both cliques in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Ah hell…who cares?

Even at the end Maggot wouldn’t say who his favourite or his least favourite housemate was, nor would he say who he wanted to win.

Dammit.

Well tonight is the final night for Celebrity Big brother.

With 6 contestants left and non-celebrity Chantelle standing as the bookies favourtie to win it should prove an interesting night.

I am hoping against all hopes that Pete Burns is the next housemate to leave and that each and every member of the audience boos him as he does his walk to the studio. I also hope that the police are there to arrest Pete upon his eviction for owning and importing his monkey (formerely thought to be Gorilla) coat. There are many other awful things i wish upon this man but I won’t bore you with them now!

Anyway I’ll be avidly watching the show tonight as I guess will most of you, so join us back here after the show for a bit of discussion and air your views about who left. who won and what you thought of the show!

The remaining housematres in the Celebrity Big Brother House have been set what will probably be their final task. They are to make a movie telling the story of their time in the house, the twist is that each housemate is strictly forbidden from playing the part of themselves.

I think that Chantelle should play Dennis Rodman, Preston should play Maggot ( who can tell the difference between them anyway?) but who should play Pete Burns? There is no one in that house with lips half as big as they need to be for that role!

A group of Labour MPs led by Martin Salter, MP for Reading West are calling for George Galloway to be punished by the Queen as is laid out in an ancient law.

Waveguide states that anyone absenting themselves from Parliament can be “amerced” - arbitrarily punished - under the 1382 Summons to Parliament Act.

The anti-war Respect MP faces that threat if the Queen decided he has not “reasonably and honestly” excused himself.

So that is three of the current housemates that could be facing legal trouble when they leave the house. Pete for his Gorilla coat, Michael for the pool incident and now George for playing truant from parliament.

I wonder what criminal charges will face Maggot when he emerges….perhaps he could be charged with causing extreme boredom to the general public, or Chantelle could be charged for being much too blonde!

In the Celebrity Big Brother diary room tonight Maggot revealed that he was a bit uncomfortable around ex comedian Michael Barrymore as he worried what the public would think if he was nice to him.

He also admittied to thinking that Barrymore is a bit of a sleaze who had been eyeing him up on a few occasions.

Realistically Maggot he would have to be seriously desperate to look at you in that way. When’s the last time you washed eh?

If like me you have been wondering who the people in Celebrity Big Brother are, and just why they are called celebrities, then have a look at this article in The Guardian. It has a great summary about each housemate and their road to fame!