Goldie Lookin Chain star Maggot entered the Celebrity Big Brother house back in 2006 and he has claimed that it’s the easiest thing he has ever done.

The show’s Executive Producer Shirley Jones has warned new housemates that they will be in for a rough ride and that the famous line from Dante’s Inferno, “Abandon hope all ye who enter here” has inspired this year’s series. However Maggot thinks that this is unlikely and told WalesOnline:

“It’s one of the easiest things I’ve done in my life – if any of the new contestants say it’s hard, they shouldn’t go in there in the first place.”

“It was great fun, I didn’t have to pay gas or electric – I felt like I’d stepped inside my TV. I was face to face with all these people I’d watched all my life. It was bizarre and that’s why I loved it.”

This year the producers have gone all out to make the house spectacular for the final series. From the sumptuous sofas to the outside snug and the fairground themed diary room, bosses have spared no expense. But Maggot thinks they would have been better shopping in Ikea.

“I don’t know why they’ve gone to all that trouble, why don’t they just go to Ikea?” he said.

“Why bother with all this artsy Damien Hirst type stuff when you can get five tumblers for a pound there! By the end the door handles are falling off and there’s mould in the shower – those places are not built to last.

“You just come to realise that you are living in a television studio, but of course when you see it on the telly it looks nice and posh.”

Celebrity Big Brother launches on Channel 4 tonight at 9PM.

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Rula surprised the crowd by coming on stage for the finale ‘Your Mother’s Got A Penis’.

Band member Dwain Xain told the crowd: “He’s brought one of his friends along, so we’ve got royalty in the house tonight. Give it up for Rula Lenska”.

When asked if she was shocked about the content of the song, she told NME.COM: “I’ve done ‘The Vagina Monologues’ on the road, so nothing is exceptional.”

Asked about her former housemate’s performance she said: “What I loved was the raw committed energy. They played to the audience, not at the audience. I was amazed to see Maggot’s physicality because we didn’t see much of that in the house.”

Impressed by his physicality eh? I wonder what else Magoot and Rula have gotten up to since leaving the Big Brother House!

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Even at the end Maggot wouldn’t say who his favourite or his least favourite housemate was, nor would he say who he wanted to win.

Dammit.

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With 6 contestants left and non-celebrity Chantelle standing as the bookies favourtie to win it should prove an interesting night.

I am hoping against all hopes that Pete Burns is the next housemate to leave and that each and every member of the audience boos him as he does his walk to the studio. I also hope that the police are there to arrest Pete upon his eviction for owning and importing his monkey (formerely thought to be Gorilla) coat. There are many other awful things i wish upon this man but I won’t bore you with them now!

Anyway I’ll be avidly watching the show tonight as I guess will most of you, so join us back here after the show for a bit of discussion and air your views about who left. who won and what you thought of the show!

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I think that Chantelle should play Dennis Rodman, Preston should play Maggot ( who can tell the difference between them anyway?) but who should play Pete Burns? There is no one in that house with lips half as big as they need to be for that role!

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Waveguide states that anyone absenting themselves from Parliament can be “amerced” – arbitrarily punished – under the 1382 Summons to Parliament Act.

The anti-war Respect MP faces that threat if the Queen decided he has not “reasonably and honestly” excused himself.

So that is three of the current housemates that could be facing legal trouble when they leave the house. Pete for his Gorilla coat, Michael for the pool incident and now George for playing truant from parliament.

I wonder what criminal charges will face Maggot when he emerges….perhaps he could be charged with causing extreme boredom to the general public, or Chantelle could be charged for being much too blonde!

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He also admittied to thinking that Barrymore is a bit of a sleaze who had been eyeing him up on a few occasions.

Realistically Maggot he would have to be seriously desperate to look at you in that way. When’s the last time you washed eh?

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