August 10th, 2011 by Lisa McGarry.

The last episode of the brand-new UK version of the hilarious Japanese contest, in which teams of six compete for a cash prize will feature a whole host of past Big Brother contestants it has been reported.
The contestants must endure a series of physically challenging but incredibly silly games – all without making a sound. Next week, to herald the imminent arrival of Big Brother to Channel 5 at the end of the month, the Library is taken on by six former BB housemates including former winners Brian Bello and Josie Gibson.
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August 28th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Long haired, eighties throwback Marcus has been evicted from the Big Brother house. He is the 12th person to be publicly evicted from the house and received 64% of the public vote.
The Wolverine lookalike did well to survive so long, he irritated me with his pervy ways and minging hairdo since day one.
So Siavash lives to fight another day and Betfred are now offering 2/1 on him to win BB10.
August 25th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

As they prepare to go into the final week the Housemates have been discussing nominations getting harder as time goes on. Siavash and Sophie both mooted the idea that they would refuse to nominate again which angered the rest of the House. Marcus told Housemates that he did not want to go this week so not to nominate him whilst Rodrigo was still refusing to talk about nominations whatsoever.
Before nominations began Big Brother put a bit of a spanner in the works for serial no-show Siavash.
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July 28th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Marcus and Noirin will both face the public vote this week according to The Sun.
Marcus has been behaving like a sulky toddler since Noirin flirted with former housemate Tom and snogged hairy Siavash. Noirin on the other hand can’t seem to choose one man and stick with him.
The bookies put Noirin slightly in the lead as favourite for eviction with odds of 4/6, however Marcus isn’t too far behind with odds of 11/10 to go.
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July 10th, 2009 by Gerard McGarry.

Freddie and Noirin have been talking Big brother evictions and Halfwit has predicted that Marcus or Kris will leave tonight.
In a private chat today Freddie admitted to Noirin that he thought his place in the house was safe saying:
“I’ll be very interested by the result. I’ll be very surprised if I go, but if I do then I’ll have my head held high.”
“I’d say it’s between Marcus and Kris. I think Charlie may not be as safe as people are saying. I think Marcus is probably safer than people are saying,” he added.
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July 9th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Big Brother housemate Karly Ashworth has told Sophie Reade that she thinks Marcus will be evicted this Friday.
Sophie worried that she would be the one to leave but Karly said:
“You’re not going to go,” insisted Karly.
“I dreamt last night I went,” replied Sophie. “I was outside and some girls were sticking their fingers up at me.”
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July 8th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Glamour Model Sophie Reade has nominated fellow Big brother housemate Marcus Akin for eviction. Her reason for choosing Marcus was that she is fed up listening to him talking about pleasuring himself.
Sophie told Big Brother: “My second nomination is going to be for Marcus because he’s just like really perverted.”
She added: “He’s always talking about going for a w***. I’m not even interested. He’s all talk and no action that man. Not that I want to see him having a w***. It’s just vile.”
July 7th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Well it seems as if Big Brother’s biggest non-romance is definitely off, after Noirin and Marcus had a huge row this morning.
Noirin Kelly tried to let Marcus Akin down gently earlier this week, this caused him to start throwing jibes her way. As they were discussing the house’s weekly shopping this morning, Marcus jibed: “Are you strong then Noirin?”
She replied: “Yes, I’m very strong. But I don’t appreciate people saying I’m lazy.”
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July 5th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Irish beauty Noirin Kelly entered the Big Brother house expecting great things and I bet a wolverine lookalike didn’t feature in her plans.
There has been a distinct lack of male totty in the house this year, so whilst glamour model Sophie Reade got off with Kris Donnelly, pretty Noirin was left to choose between creepy Sree and hairy Marcus.
Sree Dasari tried to woo Noirin from day one and so slow was she to set him straight, that by week two he was declaring his undying love. Noirin then played the victim and accused the Indian student of stalking her. I happen to think that Sree is indeed a card carrying nutter but Noirin was too slow to nip his obsession in the bud, she enjoyed the attention a little too much!
Next she moved on to Marcus Akin, asking him to be her pretend boyfriend in order to put Sree off the scent.
Last night we saw Noirin sit on Marcus’ lap for a half tin of cider, when her drink was done she retired to the bedroom, only to be followed by the hairy one. He tried to snog her but did she allow it? Did she heck! I am fully expecting her to turn her attention to Freddie within the next week.
June 30th, 2009 by Lisa McGarry.

Big Brother housemate Marcus Akin admitted that he was feeling sexually frustrated last night.
Chatting to Freddie and Siavash, the Wolverine lookalike tried to plan spots in the house where he could relieve himself.
“The toilet’s got to be your best bet, behind the door,” he pondered.
But Siavash wasn’t convinced. He said : “Nah, someone would walk in.”
“Not at two o’clock in the morning,” Marcus pointed out.