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		<title>Marcus is evicted from Big Brother</title>
		<link>http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/big-brother/marcus-is-evicted-from-big-brother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Long haired, eighties throwback Marcus has been evicted from the Big Brother house. He is the 12th person to be publicly evicted from the house and received 64% of the public vote. 
The Wolverine lookalike did well to survive so long, he irritated me with his pervy ways and minging hairdo since day one.
So Siavash [...]]]></description>
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<p>Long haired, eighties throwback Marcus has been evicted from the Big Brother house. He is the 12th person to be publicly evicted from the house and received 64% of the public vote. </p>
<p>The Wolverine lookalike did well to survive so long, he irritated me with his pervy ways and minging hairdo since day one.</p>
<p>So Siavash lives to fight another day and Betfred are now offering 2/1 on him to win BB10.</p>
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		<title>BATTLE OF THE ALPHA MALES: MARCUS AND SIAVASH TO FACE THE PUBLIC VOTE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/?p=14370</guid>
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As they prepare to go into the final week the Housemates have been discussing nominations getting harder as time goes on. Siavash and Sophie both mooted the idea that they would refuse to nominate again which angered the rest of the House. Marcus told Housemates that he did not want to go this week so [...]]]></description>
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<p>As they prepare to go into the final week the Housemates have been discussing nominations getting harder as time goes on. Siavash and Sophie both mooted the idea that they would refuse to nominate again which angered the rest of the House. Marcus told Housemates that he did not want to go this week so not to nominate him whilst Rodrigo was still refusing to talk about nominations whatsoever.</p>
<p>Before nominations began Big Brother put a bit of a spanner in the works for serial no-show Siavash.</p>
<p><span id="more-14370"></span></p>
<p>Big Brother called two Housemates into the Diary Room. The two Housemates who went in were Charlie and Dogface. As they sat on the Diary Room chair Big Brother informed them that should any Housemate refuse to nominate it would be them who would received that person&#8217;s two nominations.</p>
<p>The Diary Room conversation was shown to the rest of the Housemates on the plasma screen and Siavash was visibly irritated by the news.</p>
<p>Housemates nominated in alphabetical order. Charlie, David, Rodrigo and Lisa all nominated Siavash and Marcus. Marcus nominated Sophie and David. Sophie nominated David and Marcus. True to his word Siavash did refuse to nominate and so by default nominated Charlie and Sophie.</p>
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		<title>Big Brother: Marcus and Noirin Face Eviction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 12:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Marcus and Noirin will both face the public vote this week according to The Sun.
Marcus has been behaving like a sulky toddler since Noirin flirted with former housemate Tom and snogged hairy Siavash. Noirin on the other hand can&#8217;t seem to choose one man and stick with him.
The bookies put Noirin slightly in the lead [...]]]></description>
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<p>Marcus and Noirin will both face the public vote this week according to The Sun.</p>
<p>Marcus has been behaving like a sulky toddler since Noirin flirted with former housemate Tom and snogged hairy Siavash. Noirin on the other hand can&#8217;t seem to choose one man and stick with him.</p>
<p>The bookies put Noirin slightly in the lead as favourite for eviction with odds of 4/6, however Marcus isn&#8217;t too far behind with odds of 11/10 to go.</p>
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<p>Ladbrokes spokesman, Nick Weinberg, told the newspaper: &#8220;It&#8217;s taken a number of weeks but finally we&#8217;ve got a genuine eviction contest.</p>
<p>&#8220;Noirin&#8217;s relationships with Sree, Marcus and Siavash have alienated punters and she&#8217;s the early favourite to go.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Frddie Thinks Marcus Or Kris Will Go</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gerard McGarry</dc:creator>
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Freddie and Noirin have been talking Big brother evictions and Halfwit has predicted that Marcus or Kris will leave tonight.
In a private chat today Freddie admitted to Noirin that he thought his place in the house was safe saying: 
&#8220;I&#8217;ll be very interested by the result. I&#8217;ll be very surprised if I go, but if [...]]]></description>
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<p>Freddie and Noirin have been talking Big brother evictions and Halfwit has predicted that Marcus or Kris will leave tonight.</p>
<p>In a private chat today Freddie admitted to Noirin that he thought his place in the house was safe saying: </p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll be very interested by the result. I&#8217;ll be very surprised if I go, but if I do then I&#8217;ll have my head held high.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s between Marcus and Kris. I think Charlie may not be as safe as people are saying. I think Marcus is probably safer than people are saying,&#8221; he added.</p>
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<p>Noirin defended Kris saying:</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think Kris has really done much to be up [for eviction]. I think people would enjoy seeing him and Sophie.&#8221;</p>
<p>Freddie wasn&#8217;t so sure, he said: &#8220;There&#8217;s a big question mark over how him and Sophie have been perceived on the outside.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Karly Thinks Marcus Will Be Evicted</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Big Brother housemate Karly Ashworth has told Sophie Reade that she thinks Marcus will be evicted this Friday.
Sophie worried that she would be the one to leave but Karly said:
&#8220;You&#8217;re not going to go,&#8221; insisted Karly.
&#8220;I dreamt last night I went,&#8221; replied Sophie. &#8220;I was outside and some girls were sticking their fingers up at [...]]]></description>
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<p>Big Brother housemate Karly Ashworth has told Sophie Reade that she thinks Marcus will be evicted this Friday.</p>
<p>Sophie worried that she would be the one to leave but Karly said:</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not going to go,&#8221; insisted Karly.</p>
<p>&#8220;I dreamt last night I went,&#8221; replied Sophie. &#8220;I was outside and some girls were sticking their fingers up at me.&#8221;</p>
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<p>&#8220;Why would girls vote you? For what? You haven&#8217;t done anything. Why do you think that?&#8221; replied Karly.</p>
<p>Sophie worried that people may find her two faced.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve got nothing to worry about,&#8221; insisted Karly.</p>
<p>&#8220;I really hope its Marcus, I really do,&#8221; stated Sophie. &#8220;I think he thinks it could be him you know.&#8221;</p>
<p>Karly replied: &#8220;It&#8217;s definitely gonna be him. It is 120 per cent gonna be him. Maybe I&#8217;m wrong, but I think it&#8217;s gonna be him.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Sophie Nominates Marcus For Talking About Masturbation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Glamour Model Sophie Reade has nominated fellow Big brother housemate Marcus Akin for eviction. Her reason for choosing Marcus was that she is fed up listening to him talking about pleasuring himself.
Sophie told Big Brother: &#8220;My second nomination is going to be for Marcus because he&#8217;s just like really perverted.&#8221; 
She added: &#8220;He&#8217;s always talking [...]]]></description>
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<p>Glamour Model Sophie Reade has nominated fellow Big brother housemate Marcus Akin for eviction. Her reason for choosing Marcus was that she is fed up listening to him talking about pleasuring himself.</p>
<p>Sophie told Big Brother: &#8220;My second nomination is going to be for Marcus because he&#8217;s just like really perverted.&#8221; </p>
<p>She added: &#8220;He&#8217;s always talking about going for a w***. I&#8217;m not even interested. He&#8217;s all talk and no action that man. Not that I want to see him having a w***. It&#8217;s just vile.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Marcus and Noirin fight!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Well it seems as if Big Brother&#8217;s biggest non-romance is definitely off, after Noirin and Marcus had a huge row this morning.
Noirin Kelly tried to let Marcus Akin down gently earlier this week, this caused him to start throwing jibes her way. As they were discussing the house’s weekly shopping this morning, Marcus jibed: “Are [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well it seems as if Big Brother&#8217;s biggest non-romance is definitely off, after Noirin and Marcus had a huge row this morning.</p>
<p>Noirin Kelly tried to let Marcus Akin down gently earlier this week, this caused him to start throwing jibes her way. As they were discussing the house’s weekly shopping this morning, Marcus jibed: “Are you strong then Noirin?&#8221;</p>
<p>She replied: &#8220;Yes, I&#8217;m very strong. But I don&#8217;t appreciate people saying I&#8217;m lazy.”</p>
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<p>Marcus said: &#8220;Get off your high horse.&#8221;</p>
<p>She hit back: &#8220;I&#8217;m not on a high horse. But you&#8217;ve said it so many times now it&#8217;s starting to get on my nerves.&#8221;</p>
<p>Marcus replied: &#8220;Yeah, but everything gets on your nerves.&#8221;</p>
<p>Noirin snapped: “That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m telling you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Marcus got to the heart of the matter saying: “All you have in here is people who agree with you, that&#8217;s why I say the opposite.</p>
<p>&#8220;If there&#8217;s a way of doing something and you don&#8217;t do it the way it&#8217;s supposed to be done and you take a short cut, that&#8217;s being lazy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Noirin rose to the bait saying: &#8220;Give me an example of that in the House.&#8221;</p>
<p>Marcus said he certainly would do “when it happens&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Is Noirin Leading Boys On?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 12:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Irish beauty Noirin Kelly entered the Big Brother house expecting great things and I bet a wolverine lookalike didn&#8217;t feature in her plans. 
There has been a distinct lack of male totty in the house this year, so whilst glamour model Sophie Reade got off with Kris Donnelly, pretty Noirin was left to choose between [...]]]></description>
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<p>Irish beauty Noirin Kelly entered the Big Brother house expecting great things and I bet a wolverine lookalike didn&#8217;t feature in her plans. </p>
<p>There has been a distinct lack of male totty in the house this year, so whilst glamour model Sophie Reade got off with Kris Donnelly, pretty Noirin was left to choose between creepy Sree and hairy Marcus.</p>
<p>Sree Dasari tried to woo Noirin from day one and so slow was she to set him straight, that by week two he was declaring his undying love. Noirin then played the victim and accused the Indian student of stalking her. I happen to think that Sree is indeed a card carrying nutter but Noirin was too slow to nip his obsession in the bud, she enjoyed the attention a little too much!</p>
<p>Next she moved on to Marcus Akin, asking him to be her pretend boyfriend in order to put Sree off the scent.</p>
<p>Last night we saw Noirin sit on Marcus&#8217; lap for a half tin of cider, when her drink was done she retired to the bedroom, only to be followed by the hairy one. He tried to snog her but did she allow it? Did she heck! I am fully expecting her to turn her attention to Freddie within the next week.</p>
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		<title>Marcus Needs Some Lovin!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Big Brother housemate Marcus Akin admitted that he was feeling sexually frustrated last night.
Chatting to Freddie and Siavash, the Wolverine lookalike tried to plan spots in the house where he could relieve himself.
&#8220;The toilet&#8217;s got to be your best bet, behind the door,&#8221; he pondered.
But Siavash wasn&#8217;t convinced. He said : &#8220;Nah, someone would walk [...]]]></description>
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<p>Big Brother housemate Marcus Akin admitted that he was feeling sexually frustrated last night.</p>
<p>Chatting to Freddie and Siavash, the Wolverine lookalike tried to plan spots in the house where he could relieve himself.</p>
<p>&#8220;The toilet&#8217;s got to be your best bet, behind the door,&#8221; he pondered.</p>
<p>But Siavash wasn&#8217;t convinced. He said : &#8220;Nah, someone would walk in.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Not at two o&#8217;clock in the morning,&#8221; Marcus pointed out.</p>
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		<title>Noirin To Snog Marcus?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lisa McGarry</dc:creator>
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Big brother beauty Noirin has admitted to Lisa that she would consider snogging Wolverine lookalike Marcus.
During yesterday&#8217;s task Noirin told Lisa: 
&#8220;Marcus said when the pig&#8217;s head comes out, he&#8217;s gonna bite its face and Siavash said he&#8217;s going to eat the eyes and the pig&#8217;s tongue, as it&#8217;s a delicacy.

&#8220;He&#8217;s excited about that. I&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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<p>Big brother beauty Noirin has admitted to Lisa that she would consider snogging Wolverine lookalike Marcus.</p>
<p>During yesterday&#8217;s task Noirin told Lisa: </p>
<p>&#8220;Marcus said when the pig&#8217;s head comes out, he&#8217;s gonna bite its face and Siavash said he&#8217;s going to eat the eyes and the pig&#8217;s tongue, as it&#8217;s a delicacy.</p>
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<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s excited about that. I&#8217;d never kiss him after that.&#8221; </p>
<p>She refused to reveal how long she had been thinking about snogging Marcus. I think she is well out of his league!</p>
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