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Bea in nearly everyone’s bonnet

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Last night’s fish and chip supper and letters from home meant that the Big Brother housemates were all in a good mood, and of course, that couldn’t last long…

As the evening wore on, a row kicked off between Bea, Marcus and Charlie, and – for a change, not – it was all about Bea’s negativity, or as she argued, her “intimidation” at the hands of, primarily, Freddie.

It all started when Siavash and Freddie were yet again discussing how Bea is “playing a game” by making friends of Lisa and David. They never tire of it do they?? Read more & comment »

Marcus and Halfwit – who do you want to go?

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It’s a battle of the titans in the house this week, with Marcus and Halfwit both up for eviction, but who do you want to see doing the walk of shame on Friday?

Both housemates took the news fairly well and David was just delighted that his name wasn’t called by Big Brother when the results of this week’s nominations were revealed.

After BB announced that Marcus and Halfwit were facing the boot, David screamed out,

“Is that it?!” Read more & comment »

Big Brother: Marcus and Noirin Face Eviction

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Marcus and Noirin will both face the public vote this week according to The Sun.

Marcus has been behaving like a sulky toddler since Noirin flirted with former housemate Tom and snogged hairy Siavash. Noirin on the other hand can’t seem to choose one man and stick with him.

The bookies put Noirin slightly in the lead as favourite for eviction with odds of 4/6, however Marcus isn’t too far behind with odds of 11/10 to go.

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Women’s lib? Nobody told Noirin about it apparently

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Last night, as all the other housemates were enjoying some pool fun with the inflatable pool toys they got as part of their shopping, Marcus and Noirin chose to sit inside and carry on with their mutual admiration club.

During the course of their conversation, talk turned to what Noirin might do once she’s left the house. Marcus asked if she’d go into glamour modelling but Noirin dismissed that idea, saying of her potential assets for that career, “I’m 25 now, that’s not going to last very long.”

After some reassurance from Marcus about her attractiveness, Noirin decided it was her turn to lavish some praise, so she told Marcus, “You’re like a father figure in the house” and added, “You actually do know everything that’s going on” which prompted Marcus to tell her he was flattered that she thinks so and much hugging ensued… Read more & comment »

Don’t shop me now

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As we reported yesterday, Marcus and Sree had a big row while ordering this week’s shopping.

With Charlie frenziedly writing the order down as items were shouted out, Marcus was ‘supervising’ the whole affair and couldn’t resist having a dig at Sree about his much touted maths skills – which weren’t much in evidence – when he was adding up the total.

Sree didn’t say anything but then, he tried to grab the book containing all the lists saying, “I need to get myself some things”

“You’re not taking the thing while we’re all looking at it” Marcus snapped.

“It’s everybody’s property. It’s not your duty, okay” Sree snapped back while snatching the book… Read more & comment »

And verrily, Halfwit says unto you, Marcus is hopping mad

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Doing the shopping list has rarely been a time for harmony and peace in the house, but this year – so far – it’d all gone pretty smoothly. Too smoothly possibly and today, things erupted shopping list styly, big time, as many of the housemates might say, like.

No details of what caused the row are available yet but we do know that Marcus got so riled up that BB had to call him into the diary room to calm down, and quelle surprise, it seems Sree was involved somewhere.

And while Marcus was off on his enforced calm down, Halfwit decided to analyse his actions…

“Marcus is not generally an aggressive person, but he does have this very strong view that there are good people and bad people in the world.”

And by the sounds of it, some bad people were trying to shop… Read more & comment »

Marcus and Noirin celebrate passing their task

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Marcus and Noirin have passed their part of this week’s Italian themed shopping task.

The delighted housemates were told that the results of their efforts at producing Italian artwork had been judged by an independent art critic as being better than those of a six year old child whose painting was compared to theirs.

As all the housemates waited nervously for the result, Siavash joked, “You don’t look very confident” while Noirin admitted that she felt nervous, adding, “Why do I feel nervous?”

The plasma screen then came on and showed the judge in the task room as he viewed Marcus and Noirin’s efforts alongside the child’s painting. Read more & comment »

Let’s talk about sex… every two minutes

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It seems that the lack of sex is getting to some of the housemates, and they can’t stop talking about it… or more precisely, the DIY alternative.

Last night, Marcus told Sophie that he couldn’t ‘take care of himself’ as it were – this is a family site after all – because there was no bedding on his bed and she informed him that she’d done the deed at least ten times since they’d been in the house… Read more & comment »

Sree loves England’s green and rule free land

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Sree told Marcus and Freddie last night how much he loves England and why…

Apparently, England is a place where he can do what he wants whereas in India, he has to live by “policies and rules.” However, Marcus and Freddie told him that such a liberal attitude to things like going out when he likes and car ownership, mean he’s on the road to ruin.

Sree had been telling Marcus and Freddie that he intends to show his children in years to come the plaque that bears his name at the university he attended. He then got onto the subject of why he loves our green and pleasant land so much… Read more & comment »

Gameplan-Gate rumbles on…

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Not content to keep their conversation about gameplans and plotting to their paranoid selves, Noirin and Marcus rapidly took Sree to task about his new found and sudden interest in the Invincible Freddie…

Soon after Angel pranced off, Sree, who just hours before had blown up at Halfwit in the great garlic row, began firing question after question at Halfwit and seemed very keen to know every little detail about him. So when Halfwit manage to escape to the loo for five minutes peace away from the interrogation, Marcus and Noirin couldn’t resist a little dig at Sree…

“You’re speaking more to him now than you ever have” Marcus said to Sree.

Noirin, who was sticking to Marcus like she was glued on giggled, “I know!” Read more & comment »

Marcus and Noirin know you know

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No sooner was Angel out of the door than Marcus and Noirin sloped off together to discuss who had a gamplan. Wouldn’t you think they’d all get tired of going over that much trodden piece of ground over and over again, but they never seem to do they?

Anyway, their conclusion was that Lisa had the biggest gameplan…

“She’s not friends with anyone” said Marcus, adding, “If she gets on with anyone, then that’s a bonus for her while she’s in here… Read more & comment »

Like, not much love for Angel, man.

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Some of the housemates aren’t feeling the love for Angel today and Noirin revealed to Marcus and Halfwit this afternoon that Angel’s comments about her looking pregnant and having a big bum are still stinging.

“She was way out of line on that” agreed Halfwit.

“Not just once! Three times she said it to me on three different occasions. She knew every time I didn’t like it, so I don’t know why she kept doing it. It was in front of everybody as well.”

“Yeah” agreed Halfwit again… Read more & comment »

They’ve all got cunning plans…

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Halfwit and Marcus have been having a good old natter about everyone’s game plans today over a soothing bout of washing up.

“I had a good sense that Angel would be up; I didn’t have a good sense that I would be up” mused Halfwit to which Marcus replied, “No, I was totally shocked when they said your name.”

“I thought before that people hadn’t got to know you, but you changed lots of people’s opinion of you this week. Working hard on your birthday and in the dancing task, I thought out of everyone you most deserved to stay… Read more & comment »

And the row goes on…

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After their big blow up earlier in the day yesterday, Sree just wouldn’t let it lie and, armed with new ally Karly, he decided to have a go at Marcus for being “disrespectful” to the women in the house.

Needless to say, Marcus wasn’t going to let that one go…

“When have I ever disrespected women in here?!

“You do it all the time, Marcus” said Karly. “You’re always at Sophie – ’show us your tits, do this, do that’.”

“That’s a joke!” an exasperated Marcus replied.

“That’s disrespectful to women though” Karly replied.

“I can’t believe you say that!” said a shocked looking Marcus adding, “If you naturally get on with someone you’re alright. You listen to Siavash and Cairon and I just think ‘oh that is terrible’!”

Which makes no sense to me but seemingly Karly understood… Read more & comment »

Peace out man… or, men!

Sree rows with Marcus
Marcus and Sree got into another big row yesterday, which seems to have become something of a tradition whenever a task is due…

Marcus tells Sree not to “f**k about” and Sree responds with the very imaginative, “Shut your face” and yesterday was no different.

Here’s a clip from their row…

And that of course wasn’t the end of it. Read more & comment »

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