With Malandra Burrows leaving last night and Jan Leeming tonight, we have five celebrities left in the jungle. The most popular David Gest, with everyone waiting on him hand and foot. The ever popular, nice but funny guy, Jason Donovan, the handy-man . The beautiful Myleene Klass, everyone’s pin up and really very nice person. The charming Matt Willis who gets on with everyone and is always smiling and lastly Dean Gaffney who has tackled his trials, in sheer audible panic but always returned to camp with a good number of meals.

David and Jan have kept the camp both entertained and irritated with their swinging friendship and enmity. David has been upsetting Jan with his unwillingness to pull his weight, being spoilt by all and unappreciation of her cooking. But they have enjoyed the banter over tooth brushing (David telling Jan that he has some one to brush his teeth for him back home), David encouraging her singing, posing for Play Boy Centre fold and anything else he feels the ‘gulible’ Jan will believe. His never ending amusing games have kept both the viewer and camper, highly entertained. Now the couple have split forever, as Jan has said that in spite of his dinner invitation, she would not be going out with him because he had become boring. ( Anyone agree???). Will she still get the promised diamond-stoned cross?

After Dean’s homecoming with five of the six stars, having braved, with screams of terror, a completely dark cave filled with cockroaches, biting ants, spiders and frogs and a strawberry cream cake that was blown up because the third key for the padlocks was not found within the ten allotted minutes, Jan waved goodbye to her fellow campers to head for the luxury six star hotel, friends and hopefully, family. We will miss her (not her whinging) with the cheeky smile, working around the camp fire and spirited discussions with David. Her final night was spent watching a furious storm, lightning and thunder, sharing dreams (David’s was the best with his shooting of all the staff and walking out with Myleene), sad good bye’s and final interview with Ant and Dec. Who will be the next to go???

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Jason and Matt were sent to retrieve the celebrity chest and their task involved bouncing up and down on a seesaw.

The seesaw controlled a pulley system which was attached to the chest. As the bounced the chest would lower. However, the novelty of seesawing soon wore off with the boys as Jason complained that they were getting sore backsides.

The pair then used their hands to bounce the seesaw instead and soon had the chest lowered and freed.

Taking it back to camp, Matt was dubious about whether they would get their treat: “I would like a nice surprise but we never have much luck with these questions.�

The chest question asked the celebrities how many billionaires they thought there were in the world. They got the question wrong and instead of receiving ice cream they got some natural face packs and were instructed that the avocado, honey, natural yoghurt and waxing strips, gifted by Trinny and Susannah, must only be used on their faces and not consumed.

Jason opted to have a chest and back wax but wasn’t at all prepared for the pain he was to endure as Myleene and Matt took great delight in whipping off the strips.

Matt received a face mask care of Myleene and Jan, with Myleene sneaking a few mouthfuls of avocado when she thought no-one was looking.

A nice plug for ITV’s other big show (Trinny and Susannah Undress) as well!

It would seem that ITV’s jungle celebrities are literally fading before our eyes!

Jason Donovan was given scales today to weigh all the happy campers. Here is their weights when they entered the jungle and their weights now…..what a difference!

David Gest 13st 5 lb 11st 5 lb

Matt Willis 13st 2 lb 12st 2 lb

Jason Donovan 12st 11st 1 lb

Jan Leeming 8st 3 lb 7st 8 lb

Myleene Klass 9st 1 lb 8st 5 lb

Malandra Burrows 9st 4 lb 8st 6 lb

Dean Gaffney 9 st 4lb 8st 5lb

Courtesy Of ITV

Jan informed the other celebrities that for the Bushtucker Trial ‘Shooting Gallery’, three boys had to put themselves forward and she demanded that Dean should get a break.

Going jungle mad, the self entitled Three Amigo’s (Jason, Matt and David) headed off to the trial area with Matt and Jason taunting David by wobbling the rope bridge to scare him, with accompanying cries of camp catchphrase: “Holy Foccacia.�

Their task was to slide down a 40ft water slide towards a river at the bottom. With a dart in hand, they needed to throw the arrow as they slid down in a bid to pierce a balloon. Each balloon popped would release a star and equal a meal for camp. They had a total of eight attempts to win eight meal tokens.

David was up first but missed, disappearing under the water at the bottom of the slide with a splash, as Matt and Jason laughed hysterically as they watched Mr Gest partake in such frivolities.

Matt tried next but also fell short and as Jason took his go he wryly commented: “I have a slight feeling we’ll be having rice and beans tonight.�

He wasn’t wrong as he was the only one to pierce a balloon, meaning that the three boys returned to camp with just a single star between them.

“One out of eight is not the greatest result,� Jason admitted but we have done the best we can. That’s life.�

Courtesy Of ITV

Matt Willis revealed to Faith and Lauren that he will wed girlfriend Emma Griffiths … when the time is right.

“We have both thought about getting married, he said. But when the time is right I will pop the question. She was working as an MTV presenter, she sought me out, I was like f***ing awesome! The fit bird from MTV has sought me out.”

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With a candle burning for the departed Toby Anstis, we now have had to say goodbye to the brilliant fashion designer, Scott Henshall who has been dressing the famous since a very early age. In the jungle he swung from coward to hero, as he tackled the many horrific trials the public chose him to endure.

Jan Lemmings son has said that although very proud of his mother’s courage shown during the numerous trials she was voted to suffer, he was mortified at her strip tease, in her yellow suit, (calling it cringe-worthy). I thought she looked great for a woman of 64. Poor Jan is always being knocked. Is it because she was continuously pulling others down? We have seen a changed Jan of late.

The celebrities had to choose three contestants for the Thunderball trial. Two men and one woman was their choice, saying that the men had more chance of bringing home the stars/meals and they were all starving. Malanda Burrows , Matt Willis and Jason Donovan were their choice. Matt had to slither into a giant transparent ball, with Ant and Dec adding a bucket of tea and coffee. His two mates had to give the ball a massive push, targeting the stars, to get it rolling down the hill in an attempt to hit one of the coloured stars propped up at the end of the run, which had various values in meals. The black star meant losing a meal. Jason had a bucket of baked beans added to the coffee, when it was his turn and Malandra had the coffee, baked beans and a bucket of tomatoes, for company as she rolled around, inside the sealed ball. I wonder how much was consumed by the starving contestants as they tumbled down the hill. The only one to earn meals was Malandra, the GAL.

Come on guys have you learned nothing? Send the girls in to tackle the trials and you wont be so hungry and David will escape being at ‘deaths door’. It is a good thing that they each received an edible treat with their letters from home, obtained by teams of two and three, running in turn, against the clock, to sink a ball in a board pocket to release the chest. Tears flowed as they read the letters to each other, David’s being most impressive with all the famous name dropping. Well we do know that one for sure, is still alive, Michael Jackson. Scott’s letter declared him ‘Queen’ of the jungle, to everyone’s amusement.

Will the celebrities be taken pity on as they plead, in the telegraph room, for candy, wine, etcetera and end off with a chorus of ‘chocolate please’?

The bottom two campers, who had to be voted for by the public, a second time, Scott and Dean, resulted in Scott leaving the jungle for good, to return to his world of fashion after drinking champagne with Ant and Dec and Dean, to enjoy another day with his friends. WHO WILL GO TONIGHT????

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The celebrities had to decide amongst themselves which three would face the trial but it wasn’t an easy decision as some of the men’s sexist views got in the way of the selection process. With Matt and Jason picked, the camp finally decided to send Malandra Burrows as token female.

Taking it in turns, one celebrity had to climb inside a huge clear plastic ball and be pushed down a steep slope by the other two celebrities, aiming at target stars at the bottom. Different stars at the bottom were worth corresponding numbers of meals - yellow was worth one, green two meal tickets and the red star three meals, but if the celebrity hit the black target star they would lose a meal for camp.

Ant and Dec told them that they each had one attempt and then two celebrities would have a second go making five rolls in total down the slope.

“You’ll also be joined in there by some breakfast ingredients,� Ant told them.

“I normally have champagne,� said Malandra as a vat of tea and coffee was poured inside the ball.

Jason dived inside the ball and Malandra and Matt planned their strategy to aim Jason in the right direction but he missed all the stars. “I have to say that was the weakest coffee I’ve ever had,� he commented after.

Roll number two was Matt and the second ingredient was popped in, a barrel of baked beans.

Jason shoved him down the hill but he too failed to pick up stars at the bottom and was gutted as he drained his goggles of bean juice.

Malandra got ready to go with the added ingredient of tomatoes: “I get plenty of those thrown at me on stage,� she said. “I’m used to it. At least they’re not in the tin!� she laughed hysterically.

She jumped into the ball but got her body stuck halfway and Matt came to her rescue, pushing her inside. As she launched down the hill, the sound of the mixtures squelching inside could be clearly heard. Malandra knocked down a red target winning three meals for camp. “See it takes a girl doesn’t it,� she said as she clambered out of the ball.

Next up it was two people inside the sphere and the celebrities couldn’t believe it. Jason and Matt climbed in and were joined by some eggs. Going flying down the hill squealing they went right off course and missed all of the stars.

With pancake syrup and orange juice added to the mix, Malandra and Matt got inside the ball with Malandra again getting wedged in half way and requiring a shove to get her inside. All that could be heard was hysterical laughter as the pair tumbled down the hill missing all of the targets yet again.

Having enjoyed a full English breakfast of sorts, the celebrities disappeared back to camp.

Courtesy Of ITV

Producers of ITV1’s reality show I’m A Celebrity are said to be panicking in case boyband heartthrob Matt Willis walks out of the camp.

A source told the Mirror: “Behind the scenes, he’s getting really annoyed and people are worried he’s going to snap.

“He’s a bit of a loose cannon so it’s a concern for producers – and there have been suggestions he might walk.

“He is a bit of an outsider because he’s the youngest in there and he simply doesn’t have too much in common with the others. He’s tired, hungry and extremely bored, but viewers haven’t been shown any footage of him getting angry yet – they might be surprised by what they see.�

Bushtucker Trial ‘Operation’ was the challenge for Phina Oruche, voted to do so by the public and who, in turn, chose Jason Donovan to assist her. The goal being to retrieve the stars.

First Phina and then Jason had to take them carefully out of narrow crevices in the ground, without touching the sides. (The operation). Jason sat in the ‘waiting room’ and each time a side was touched, there would be a buzz and nasties would fall on an ever cheerful Jason. The rolls were reversed half way. Interestingly, Phina sang beautiful Christian music, praising the Lord throughout her ordeal in the waiting room and Jason came out blaspheming the name of Jesus. Two totally extreme reactions. (Why is all the bad language is beeped out but not when the campers blaspheme the name of Jesus? This must very offensive to the Christian viewers, if they are still watching) The team returned to camp, covered in all sorts of ‘critters,’ joyfully boasting of the six stars they had achieved and thus earning 6 meals to be shared amongst the 11 campers (soon to be 12).

The 12th Celebrity, Malanda Burrows was rescued by an astonished Lauren Booth and Matt Willis who found her deep in the jungle sitting on a swing, suspended approximately one hundred and fifty feet above the ground, with the food chest key dangling from her foot. To rescue her and the key they had to walk a tight wire and half way across lift her up onto the wire and then the three had to make it safely to the other side to get the chest which they triumphantly carried back to camp where the open mouthed campers, in utter amazement, welcomed Malanda into the family.

David Gest and Jan Leeming have been spending quality, musical time together. The producer and the ‘singer’.

The campers, having thoroughly enjoyed the meal, waited for Ant and Dec in anticipation, for the announcement of the next Bushtucker trial. The Snake Bite. A miserable Jan Leeming has once again been chosen to tackle a trial by putting her hands into a snake pit, with possible bites to retrieve the 12 stars. Will she do it???

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Its been three days since the celebrities entered the jungle camp and out of a possible thirty stars and therefore meals they have managed to obtain only 9!

Tummy’s are beginning to rumble and tempers are beginning to fray. Matt Willis predicts that they are a maximum of two days from a huge row over the shortage of meals.

“Everyone is getting a bit possessive around the food,� he said to Myleene when they were having a private chat.

Myleene said: “Totally. Every time I go to cut something I get told ‘that’s not the right way’ but they don’t even know what it is. I am like – ‘it’s a yam’ – I know what it is! The stuff I don’t know I will ask. “

Matt agreed: “It just gets a bit ridiculous at meal times.�

Myleene: “I don’t care if it’s fried, stewed, poached. Just eat it!�

Matt: “We are two days away from a dinner argument, two days away from everyone getting really short with people.�

Courtesy Of ITV

Name: Matt Willis

Occupation: Recording artist / singer

Age: 23

Celebrity Supporters: Emma Griffiths from MTV [girlfriend]

Fears and Phobias: Rats and any weird s**t

Skills: singing, speaking out of turn

Former member of superstar boyband Busted, and now a solo artist, Matt Willis is an unlikely contender for the jungle. He describes himself as unfit, unprepared and quite frankly clueless about what lies ahead!

“I don’t know what to expect! This is one of the best programmes on TV and I love it, but I haven’t watched enough and I am regretting not watching all of the last series.

“I really should have watched a lot more. I remember people running up mud slides trying to get stars and things. I’d just get knackered – I went to the gym yesterday for the first time in preparation. I actually ran for 50 minutes and I feel absolutely f***ed today!

“I don’t know how I will cope; I am a little bit worried. I am no Jungle Jim – more hotel happy – it’s going to be f***ing weird and I will get outrageously bored; that’s what I can’t express enough - and when I get bored I get quite destructive. I have so much energy, but I’m quite lazy so it’s a weird mixture.�

It’s fair to say that the upbeat 23 year old is going into the jungle with his eyes closed – particularly as far as any Bushtucker Trial is concerned:

“My worst Bushtucker Trial would be being stuck in that coffin with rats. I just wouldn’t be able to do it. If I shut my eyes for 30 seconds it feels like an hour. I get so bored; 30 seconds of rats crawling over me – that would be too much for me. They are going to bite you and shit aren’t they man, they are not going to be snuggling up to you, are they?

“I hate rats and any weird shit! It all freaks me out; snakes freak me out, spiders freak me out, scorpions freak me out! What are you talking about? – that is a scorpion, one of the most feared animals on the planet - that can kill a f***ing rhino – and there I am getting into f***ing bed with it!

“I don’t know what I am going to do. I’ll eat a shark’s eye or something, I’ll eat the stuff - I can do that. But as for the action I am so unfit, I couldn’t do it, I’ll be knackered.�

Matt – who will have girlfriend and MTV presenter Emma Griffiths supporting him - has not even told his mum he is taking part in the show and is using promotions for his new album, [‘Don’t Let it Go to Waste’], which comes out whilst he is in the jungle, as a ruse for leaving the country:

“I haven’t told anyone [I am taking part]I haven’t even told my mum – I am not going to either – she thinks I am in Germany doing promo at that time. She will be stunned. I am telling everyone I am scooting off to Germany before I go so they won’t think any different if they hear a foreign dialling tone – forward thinking!�

Courtesy Of ITV

Its official, we now know who’s in and who’s not! So lets meet this years celebrities…..

Toby Anstis: Heart FM DJ and TV presenter
Lauren Booth: Journalist, ex-model and Tony Blair’s sister in law
Faith Brown: Comedienne and impersonator
Jason Donovan: Actor and singer
David Gest: Music producer and famous ex-husband of Liza Minnelli
Scott Henshall: Fashion designer
Myleene Klass: Musician and TV presenter
Jan Leeming: Ex newsreader
Phina Oruche: Footballers Wives and The Bill actress
Matt Willis: Solo singer and former member of boyband Busted

Former Busted star Matt Willis is to appear in the next series of ‘I’m A Celebrity. Get Me Out Of Here’.

The 23-year-old - who has battled alcohol addiction and depression - has signed up for the hit show after admitting he has been “lost” since the successful band split in January.

The troubled musician, who recently embarked on a solo career, insists he will cause a stir in the jungle, because he is a “nightmare” to live with.

He said: “I can get very dark sometimes and I don’t handle stress very well.”

Other stars tipped to appear on the hit reality show include ex-’Hollyoaks’

actress Gemma Atkinson, ‘Big Brother 7′ winner Pete Bennett and former Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren.

The new series - presented by long-time hosts Ant and Dec - will air in November.