Big Brother housemates, Lisa and Mikey, were busy bitching once more last night as they faced yet another week in hell.

The pair were really worried that if Rex wins head of house next week they will end up facing a third week in hell. Mikey moaned:

“Rex is up next week and if he wins, I doubt he’d pick the pair of us.”

Lisa agreed saying: “No he won’t, they’re very selfish people. I would have put Sara in and taken May out to give her a chance.”

“I’d definitely take Rex out,” Mikey says.

Later Lisa whispered to Mikey: “I said to Rex ‘you’re not going to pick us to go in heaven are you?’ and he just smiled.”

Bitter Mikey replied: “He’s a b*stard then.”

Lisa continued: “All he talks about is money and his restaurants.”

Big Brother housemates are hungry once more and this week Luke and Mikey are putting the blame squarely on chef Rex’s shoulders.

Mkiey moaned: “The guy hasn’t got a clue when it comes to basic budgets in this house.

“He might have loads of restaurants but that is not what we need in here.

“We are eating absolutely sod-all again.”

Luke added: “Why we’re back on rice and chickpeas today is beyond me.”

Furious Mikey added: “And where’s all the peanut butter?”

Big Brother housemates, Mario and Mikey, spent last night in the BB jail after discussing nominations.

However, as always, the pair insisted they had done nothing wrong.

Mikey said: “I just said yeah, yeah, yeah. It was nothing to do with nominations. I didn’t even know what he was saying.”

Luke replied: “There’s no justice, Mikey.”

And Mario’s girlfriend Lisa insisted:

“Well, we were all talking about it, weren’t we?”

You have got to feel sorry for Mikey though. To pass the time greasy Mario suggested that they smear each other in chocolate and lick it off!!!! Yuck!

Former girlfriend of Big Brother housemate Michael McHughes, Louise Cameron, has revealed that the kinky radio DJ once begged her to have sex on a skateboard when they were teenagers.

She told The Sun: “We were in the park and no one was around, so we gave it a try.

“I was lying on the skateboard, and he was on top. We had to stop in the middle though, because it was really unsteady and the squeaky wheels were putting me off.”

Louise also revealed that at the tender age of 15, Mikey already had a thing for women’s underwear.

She said: “He had a thing about my underwear — he really liked wearing my knickers.

“Sometimes he would even wear them under his normal clothes. I thought it was really funny.

“And because he really got off on it, I didn’t say anything.

“I had a playsuit, which is like a catsuit except it had cut-off shorts. He loved to wear that — even though it didn’t fit him properly.”