It was a really good touch taking us to the six star hotel to see how the celebrities were enjoying themselves after leaving the jungle, seeing the people who were important to them and best of all, their reaction to ‘real food’. Most of them tucked into the enormous breakfast buffet but Jan Leeming settled for a bowl of fruit before heading for the hotel for a luxury bath and then off with her friend on a shopping spree. VIP treatment all the way.

Spoilt and eccentric David Gest had friends and staff running frantically around his luxurious quarters, throwing out unsuitable pillows, blankets, ordering extra towels and everything had to be laid out ‘just so’.

Scott Henshall was worrying about meeting up with Phina Oruche for round two, expecting more bites and scratches, but was pleasantly surprised to be greeted with a hug and a kiss. The paparazzi went wild over both Myleene Klass (whose boyfriend forgot to bring the engagement with him, Myleene had said she would love to get married in the jungle) and Phina, photographing them in various bikinis and glamorous positions.

Faith Brown had to leave the hotel early to return home for her husband’s scheduled hip operation. She said would have loved to stay longer but her husband was her first priority.

The family celebrities were joyously welcomed by the children in their lives, all enjoying the many luxury facilities of the hotel. Lauren Booth radiated happiness at being with her children as did Dean Gaffney.

Matt Willis was a King indeed. King of the jungle and fussed over wherever he went. Although we were all surprised at his winning, as he had not been placed very high by the bookies, he made a great king, excelling in his last trial of bug eating.

Reunited with Toby Anstis, the four musketeers (Jason Donovan, Toby Anstis, David and Matt) were soon romping around boisterously.

We did not see much of Malandra Burrows, but with that gorgeous hunk all over her, can we blame her?

We left the remaining celebrities partying together and eating non stop.

Sad to say, we will just have to wait for the next ‘I’m a Celebrity – Get Me Out of Here!’ to be able to enjoy jungle life, safely from our chairs in front of the TV with refreshments, in abundance, close at hand. It will be good to see you again in the jungle, Ant and Dec!!!

This article was written by Evelyn Lewis. Thanks Evelyn!

Myleene Klass may not have been crowned queen of the jungle when she left the ‘I’m A Celebrity’ camp, but she didn’t have a care in the world once she was reunited with her boyfriend.

She said: “I just grabbed him and wouldn’t let go. I was overjoyed.

“He’d sent me a letter in the jungle saying he was sorry but he’d had to go back for work and wouldn’t be there when I came out. I believed him because he’s never missed work.

“When I saw him I couldn’t believe it! He’s everything to me and it meant so much that he stayed and waited for me.�

Sadly…….Its over. The final result has just been announced and Matt Willis has won this years I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

Myleene Klass came in second place, but typically looked chuffed for Matt and his achievement.

I had a feeling that Matt would win when I heard Jason had been evicted.

What am I going to do with my nights now….don’t you hate it when a good reality TV show ends!

TV bosses saved the best Bushtucker Trials til last for the final three brave celebs.

At stake was the ultimate in jungle dining – a choice of three courses prepared, cooked for them and delivered into camp for them to relish on their final evening together.

But this is I’m A Celebrity… and it was inevitable that there would be a fly in the ointment – all of the remaining celebs would have to endure a trial to win the best in Bushtucker.

Fill Your Face

Jason got up close and personal with cockroaches, rhino beetles, spiders, crickets and a snake for his trial.

He donned a huge glass helmet, first fashioned by Jordan several series ago, and was told that it would fill with all manner of creepy crawlies. For every 30 seconds he endured he’d move a step closer to winning a fully prepared meal for him and his team mates.

With the oversized helmet securely in place cockroaches were the first critters to be poured in. The insects quickly filled half the globe settling just below Jason’s eyes and making it difficult for him to breathe.

He gave the thumbs-up for the next load to be dropped in and rhino beetles joined Jason.

Rocking from foot to foot, locusts were next and 30 seconds later in went the spiders. To cap off the nightmarish claustrophobic experience a carpet python was added to the mix.

When the time was up the helmet was released and a coughing and spluttering Jason emerged, bleeding from scratches to his ear.

Scare-E-Oke

Myleene had to sing for her supper stepping into Antony Costa’s shoes for Scare-e-oke.

Ant and Dec explained that she’d have to step in the special recording booth and belt out five songs word for word to win the second course.

Donning protective goggles before taking her place behind the microphone, the first bars of Robbie Williams rang out and Myleene launched into song as she was gunged with fish guts. She made it to the end of the track and earned her first star.

Cockroaches cascaded down on her during Bee Gee’s hit Tragedy.

“Fabulous,� she muttered at the end.

Wannabe from the Spice Girls was up next…accompanied by white feathers and green ants.

“I think the singing is scarier than the things falling on me,� she admitted.

“I’m feeling quite Christmassy,� Ant told her. “It looks like a snow globe in there.� Star three was in the bag.

Reach For The Stars was up next, and Myleene continued to sing her heart out despite crickets descending on her.

She made it five stars out of five by reaching the end of Britney classic Hit Me Baby One More Time. As she sang the title she was bombarded by meal worms.

Bushtucker Bonanza

It’s without doubt the most feared of all the evil Trials.

This time Matt took his seat at the banqueting table and was presented with some old favourites, and some dishes appearing on the menu for the first time.

As always, the task would be made doubly difficult – he would be offered bushtucker and also tempted with a favourite dish from home.

First up were three mealworms or a beef burger – a dish all of the celebs have been dreaming of for days.

He made short work of the mealworms.

“It’s hideous,� he grimaced. “It tastes like pus; like a boil exploding in your mouth.�

Next up a delicacy – the old favourite witchetty grub.

“He looks a bit lively,� Matt said as he chased the grub across the plate, grabbed it and bit the head off before slurping on the wiggling body.

A pair of crocs eyes waited for him next. The alternative on offer was a bottle of beer. He decided to plump for the peepers and popped them in his mouth.

The penultimate dish saw Matt turn a shade of green – a kangaroo’s anus or a plate of fragrant fish and chips.

As the realisation dawned that he was going for it he uttered: “Oh my God, I’m going to eat an anus. David would be so hugely proud of me. My mates are going to talk about this for so long. I’m not going to be able to live this down.�

He struggled to chew the rubbery tube and had to tear it with his fingers to break it down into smaller pieces.

“It’s the hardest one,� he declared. “It didn’t taste of anything. It’s just that a kangaroo shits out of that.�

Rumours have abounded this series about a new addition to the Bushtucker Bonanza and sure enough it greeted Matt as Dec lifted the lid on…a crocodile’s penis.

Deciding to take the bull by the horns, or more literally the crocodile by the penis, he bit off almost more than he could chew and grimaced throughout as he chomped away and finally swallowed. He’d scored top marks.

Courtesy Of ITV

There is such a happy atmosphere in the camp and it all ends tomorrow night with the crowning of one of the remaining three celebrities. Jason Donovan who played Joseph in the Technicolor Dream coat, Myleene Klass, British classical pianist and TV Presenter and Matt Willis, who is a bass guitarist and was a member of Busted. the British pop idol group. Dean Gaffney, 11 years with Emmerdale, was the first to leave tonight. followed by, shockingly, David Gest. We hope this was not a repeat of the error made when Toby Anstis left. We had been told to push the red button for the wrong vote. All along David has been in the lead and this morning, on This Morning: I’m a Celebrity TV3 1200, he was lying second to Jason with 27 % of the votes to win, Jason with 30%, Myleene 26% and Matt 9% with Dean at the bottom with 8%. What happened????

There was no excitement over the celebrity chest containing cream scones and tea, as the campers were disheartened by their past failure to get the questions correctly answered. This one, although repeated questions from the past, was no different. They had failed to get the strawberry cream cake, ice cream and many other treats on previous occasions.

This is the last night of celebrity jungle but it has been wonderful with many interesting characters, much singing and cheerfulness and a splattering of arguments and bitchiness. The trials have been a real challenge and exciting to watch and the celebrity chest challenges equally entertaining. Ant and Dec are always very entertaining and a real treat.

Tomorrow night we will find out who is to be the next Queen or King of the jungle!!

This article was written by Evelyn Lewis, a contributor here at Unreality TV. Thanks Evelyn.

When David Gest started his I’m A Celebrity journey, most of us thought he would be lucky to last a week in the jungle. No maids, no cook and no bathroom…how would he survive?

But David proved us all wrong. Not only did he survive, but he thrived and ended up being the bookies favourite to win the show.

Unfortunately though, the bookies don’t always get it right and tonight David Gest was the ninth person to be evicted from I’m A Celebrity.

That leaves Myleene Klass, Jason Donovan and Matt Willis in the final three. king or Queen of the jungle will be crowned tomorrow night….who do you think will win?

Today’s Bushtucker trial required three people to participate so Myleene, Jason and Matt headed off to win some food.

Before leaving Myleene gave David and Dean lengthy instructions on what needed done around camp while they were gone. She told David how to wash dishes, how to boil drinking water and most of all how not to add washing up liquid to the drinking water.#

Seems easy doesn’t it….apparently not. As soon as the others had left, David decided it would be better to wash teh dishes with shampoo….AND CONDITIONER! David was pleased with his shiny soft dishes, so he took it one step further and used some body lotion to moisturise the cutlery.

David and Dean also managed to let the fire go out for the first time since the show began, but at least they didn’t burn the place down!

With Malandra Burrows leaving last night and Jan Leeming tonight, we have five celebrities left in the jungle. The most popular David Gest, with everyone waiting on him hand and foot. The ever popular, nice but funny guy, Jason Donovan, the handy-man . The beautiful Myleene Klass, everyone’s pin up and really very nice person. The charming Matt Willis who gets on with everyone and is always smiling and lastly Dean Gaffney who has tackled his trials, in sheer audible panic but always returned to camp with a good number of meals.

David and Jan have kept the camp both entertained and irritated with their swinging friendship and enmity. David has been upsetting Jan with his unwillingness to pull his weight, being spoilt by all and unappreciation of her cooking. But they have enjoyed the banter over tooth brushing (David telling Jan that he has some one to brush his teeth for him back home), David encouraging her singing, posing for Play Boy Centre fold and anything else he feels the ‘gulible’ Jan will believe. His never ending amusing games have kept both the viewer and camper, highly entertained. Now the couple have split forever, as Jan has said that in spite of his dinner invitation, she would not be going out with him because he had become boring. ( Anyone agree???). Will she still get the promised diamond-stoned cross?

After Dean’s homecoming with five of the six stars, having braved, with screams of terror, a completely dark cave filled with cockroaches, biting ants, spiders and frogs and a strawberry cream cake that was blown up because the third key for the padlocks was not found within the ten allotted minutes, Jan waved goodbye to her fellow campers to head for the luxury six star hotel, friends and hopefully, family. We will miss her (not her whinging) with the cheeky smile, working around the camp fire and spirited discussions with David. Her final night was spent watching a furious storm, lightning and thunder, sharing dreams (David’s was the best with his shooting of all the staff and walking out with Myleene), sad good bye’s and final interview with Ant and Dec. Who will be the next to go???

This article was written by Evelyn a contributor here at Unreality TV. Thanks Evelyn!

Jason and Matt were sent to retrieve the celebrity chest and their task involved bouncing up and down on a seesaw.

The seesaw controlled a pulley system which was attached to the chest. As the bounced the chest would lower. However, the novelty of seesawing soon wore off with the boys as Jason complained that they were getting sore backsides.

The pair then used their hands to bounce the seesaw instead and soon had the chest lowered and freed.

Taking it back to camp, Matt was dubious about whether they would get their treat: “I would like a nice surprise but we never have much luck with these questions.�

The chest question asked the celebrities how many billionaires they thought there were in the world. They got the question wrong and instead of receiving ice cream they got some natural face packs and were instructed that the avocado, honey, natural yoghurt and waxing strips, gifted by Trinny and Susannah, must only be used on their faces and not consumed.

Jason opted to have a chest and back wax but wasn’t at all prepared for the pain he was to endure as Myleene and Matt took great delight in whipping off the strips.

Matt received a face mask care of Myleene and Jan, with Myleene sneaking a few mouthfuls of avocado when she thought no-one was looking.

A nice plug for ITV’s other big show (Trinny and Susannah Undress) as well!

It would seem that ITV’s jungle celebrities are literally fading before our eyes!

Jason Donovan was given scales today to weigh all the happy campers. Here is their weights when they entered the jungle and their weights now…..what a difference!

David Gest 13st 5 lb 11st 5 lb

Matt Willis 13st 2 lb 12st 2 lb

Jason Donovan 12st 11st 1 lb

Jan Leeming 8st 3 lb 7st 8 lb

Myleene Klass 9st 1 lb 8st 5 lb

Malandra Burrows 9st 4 lb 8st 6 lb

Dean Gaffney 9 st 4lb 8st 5lb

Courtesy Of ITV

Dinner was literally hanging in the balance during today’s Bushtucker Trial -Skyscrape. Malandra and Myleene discovered that they would have to clamber on to a seesaw platform 200ft above the jungle floor.

They would then have to take it in turns to collect corresponding flags hanging off the edges of the platform. Each pair of flags, collected in numerical order, would equal a much needed meal for camp.

After being winched up above the jungle canopy the girls gingerly tiptoed to each end of the huge seesaw to pluck the flags from the platform.

Counter balancing each other they used brilliant teamwork to pick up four flags and four meals but perhaps slight over confidence saw Mal and Myleene plummet off the edge as they went for the next meal.

Regaining their footing and their composure they grabbed the next set of flags before once again over reaching themselves and swinging off the ledge. Undeterred they managed to pick up another two meals but unfortunately dropped two flags on their way back to the ground which meant that they lost a brace of meals.

The girls ended up with five flags and therefore five meals, a lot better than the boys meagre one star last night!

Jason and Myleene were sent off to collect the Celebrity Chest but little did they know that their trip would take them away from camp for the night.

Arriving in a clearing in the jungle, they could see a key hanging in between two trees. They were instructed that the tallest celebrity should leap for the key.

While both campers were wary of the situation, Jason jumped for the key and suddenly found himself engulfed by a huge net and hoisted up into the air in between the trees.

Myleene was left shocked on the ground but spotted a shower also in the clearing. There she found more instructions explaining that in order to release Jason, she needed to shower – the flowing water would release the counterweight and lower her team mate.

As an extra challenge, she needed to free another key that was buried inside a bar of soap. Luckily, Myleene wasn’t shy and soon had her clothes whipped off, modelling a skimpy white bikini as she began to lather herself in the soap to wear it down.

As she stood under the icy water, the net began to descend and eventually Jason was back on terra firma and rushed over to help Myleene free the key from the soap.

Always the gentleman, he refrained from assisting her wash, and instead used a stick to pry away at the soap and free the key.

“I think I smell the cleanest I’ve smelled in two weeks,� Myleene laughed as the pair then had to concentrate on getting the Chest open.

Courtesy Of ITV

Successfully retrieving the Chest, the celebrities were given a parcel from their loved ones as well as a letter from someone special and all were thrilled with their treats which included strawberries, Tabasco sauce, chocolate cake, biscuits…and a Pot Noodle!

The celebrities were told that each of their letters must be read out by another of the celebrities and the tears were soon flowing.

Jason got particularly emotional, bursting into tears as he was shown a photograph of his partner Angela and children, waiting for him at the Versace hotel. Matt also had a tear in his eye as he was read a heartfelt emotional letter from his girlfriend Emma.

Phina read Myleene’s letters from her parents – Magdalena and Oscar – and fiancée Graham. She burst into floods of tears as soon as Phina began reading.

The letter from her parents read: “We have been watching you all while still in the UK and have enjoyed it tremendously. The night sky is beautiful here especially the Orion display. Perhaps when you gaze up into the sky tonight you might think of the words of Miss Saigon and think of breathing in the same air as us tonight as you are so close.�

Fiancee Graham sent a letter to his “Jungle Bunny� telling her to “have fun, stay strong and I miss you big time. I’m even eating less in support of you.�

“It was just so overwhelming because it’s like you have been institutionalised,� she said. “You are so used to seeing the same greenery and faces and suddenly ‘Wham’ you get a taste of home.�

Lauren read David’s letters from pals Tito Jackson and Jane Russell and he looked emotional, especially when he heard that Michael Jackson had been watching his jungle antics.

His first letter from Tito Jackson read: “Respect to you for staying in the jungle and not leaving in the first six hours. But you must have a hundred and one reasons for staying there and everyone sends their love. My kids think you are the best Uncle in the world for doing this at your age and after all you have been through in the past few years. David, how are you coping without the maid and the chef? Have you told them about Vaginika Seaman yet? Michael was watching you on TV in London recently and told me: ‘That man never changes but I wish him all the best and would love to see him win the show as he has come a long way in that jungle. Rather him than me. Ha ha ha’.�

Matt looked particularly upset and had a definite tear in his eye as Faith read his letter from his girlfriend Emma.

“To my gorgeous boy, I can’t quite believe we haven’t spoken for over a week. I’ve been utterly lost not having you around and there is a whopping great hole permanently next to me that only you can fill so make sure you don’t lose too much weight mate. I’ll finish this note by saying spending this much time away from you has only confirmed for me even more that I don’t want to be without you again. I don’t work without you. You are the love of my life and I’m so proud of you for staying true to who you are and not putting on an act for the cameras. I love you with all of my heart, body and soul from my head to my toes and back. I love you Matthew.� Emma xxxx.

Jan read Jason’s letters and he was already in tears before she had even begun because of the photograph that he had seen of his family at the Versace hotel where they and all the other friends and family were waiting for their loved ones to return.

“Dear Daddy, I miss you so much that I’m keeping a diary so you don’t miss anything I’ve done while you’re in the jungle. I love you so much. Gemma.�

“Dear Daddy, I love you so much and I’ve lost another tooth. Love from Zac.�

“J, I think the kids have said the important stuff. We all miss and love you so much. Love always, Angela.�

Phina was also blubbing as Myleene read her letter from friend Frances: “Your friends and family are so proud of you and remember the big guy is looking on. The Toxteth massive are threatening to parachute food into camp. Stefano promises to spoil you like a Princess when you get out of the jungle.�

David read Lauren’s letter from her husband Craig: “Everyone back home sends their love. You’re my, and the girls, Queen of the Jungle. The girls miss you loads but they are telling anyone who will listen that you are in the jungle and they have come to Oz to rescue you and you are the best mummy in the whole world. Not just waiting but aching to see you. Love you to the Mars.�

Malandra read Dean’s letter from his twin girls Charlotte and Chloe which also saw him filling up: “Hi Daddy, we think you are doing really well. Keep up the good work. When you’d done the trial we thought you was going to faint. It was very funny. We are all very proud of you so be careful of the spiders and the snakes and we all love you so, so much. Much love from Chloe, Char and Mummy.�

Matt read Faith’s letter from partner Len and she got so choked during the reading that she couldn’t even speak.

“It seems so long since you left. I miss you so much. You seem to be doing so well. We’d like to see more of you when you let your hair down.�

Scott read Jan’s letter from friend Sue:

“Everyone I know is backing you to overcome whatever else you have to do. Keep focussed and you may even become Queen of the Jungle. But if not, you’ve proved yourself to be one amazing woman.�

Jan read Scott’s letter and he was thrilled to hear from his best friend Hofit. The letter was a fitting end to all of the letters from home and the celebrities had a laugh listening to it.

“Who would have thought that my favourite pampered Princess would last in the jungle this long. I miss my partner in crime, my gossip buddy. I can see that you have settled well and adjusted to your new home. Who could have ever thought you could live with eleven strangers and now five straight men! Everyone is cheering you on and no matter what happens now Scotty, you are Queen of the Jungle.�

Courtesy Of ITV

War is raging in the two camps with much hostility between the teams and within the camps. Phina Oruche and Jan Leeming are at loggerheads, tears from those missing family and friends and male concern for Jan, in the all female camp. It is getting a lot tougher now, with much fighting, tears, bickering, hunger and frayed nerves. The next Bushtucker trial will mean the winner’s camp will be immune from the first eviction, so competitiveness has reached boiling point.

After a hearty, sea food feast and sound sleep, in the women’s Snake Rock Camp and rice in the men’s Base Camp, the women awoke with full tummies, singing and dancing whereas the men opened their eyes in misery, empty tums and complaining of no energy. There was concern for David Gest who would not eat anything until Matt Willis managed to feed him a couple of spoons of rice. (I DO WISH THEY HAD THEIR NAMES ON THEIR CLOTHES IN THE FRONT AS WELL AS THE BACK SO THAT WE CAN SEE WHO IS WHO especially when it comes to Matt and Toby Ansis).

One by one, the men trudged off to the Bush Telegraph Room to complain of their hunger, failing health and energy, with Scott declaring that he would fight to the death to bring food back for the men. Jan, wailing in exasperation, at the end of her energy, crying buckets, saying that the public were trying to break her by voting her to do all the trials and Phina, unsussessfully attempted to console her by stating that they enjoyed watching her but she could not be comforted and it ended with a really nasty argument between them.

Phina suggested that Jan either feigned fainting or refused to do the next trial. Scott Henshall adamantly stated that if the trial was eating bugs, then the girls could win, in spite of the men living on ‘the delusion of eating, in their dreams’. The Bushtucker Duel meant that the two contestants had to out-eat the other, to win. Both refused to eat the locusts and kangaroo testicles, anus, balls, eyes and tongue. They consumed a gooey grub-smoothie, smelling of dirty feet and a foul cheesy, mouth burning fruit, earning two stars respectively but Scott won the contest by adding a silk worm to his meal, jumping up and down and stamping his feet to down it, earning a third star. Poor little things, referring to the silkworms.

They had been urged by Ant and Dec to eat more of the ‘feast’, as many had done in the past, everything being safe to eat. Jan and Scott remained immovable. Jan suggested that Ant and Dec try it and asked if they ever had, to be told ‘don’t be ridiculous, of course not’. Scott arrived back at camp, jubilantly shouting his victory and three stars, to the guys, too weak to do more than lie on their beds murmuring, ‘Good work Scott’. Jan explained to the girls that in spite of her agent telling her otherwise, the insects, etcetera, were the ‘the real thing’. Her fellow campers were very sympathetic and thrilled to be getting two meals to share amongst the six.

The men have been boasting of three wins out of five but they did not get their questions correct for the treats in the two chests, so lost out. Toby and Dean Gaffney brought back the treat chest after fighting it out with Myleene Klass and Phina. Myleene remarked on how the two men had been shouting at each like ‘a married couple’ Each team had to carry a life sized dummy up and down the banks in the jungle, detangling it from the strings they had to follow, till they could unlock the padlock with the attached key. The girls were not physically able to cope, as much as they wanted the chilled champagne and large slab of chocolate. Unfortunately, the men lost out too as they, once again, did not get the question right. The men were really disappointed at getting the question wrong but whooped loudly in delight to dupe the girls into thinking think that they had. It worked. All, bar David, enjoyed their meal of avocado, potatoes and emu sausages. As starving as he was, David would not eat the emu sausage. Looking pale and frail, he had both camps worrying about him.

The trial for immunity will have twelve stars in the murky river water, ‘What Lurks Beneath’, guarded by alligators amongst other challenges and the person chosen by the public from each team, will have to dive for the stars. Malandra Burrows (named after MALcolm, dad and sANDRA, Mom) was hoping to be chosen for this trial but Phina was the publics choice to compete against her ‘arch enemy’, Scott Will the fluff fly again, after the notorious battle where these two fought over a treat chest, leaving Scott bitten and scratched. Scott threw his hat to the ground, in anger at having to do the trial with Phina who did an exhilarating war dance. Let the games begin!!!

This article was written by Evelyn Lewis, one of our contributors at Unreality TV. Thanks Evelyn.

The Third day in the Australian jungle and we find a starving, constipated but ever cheerful, singing, winging and bickering crowd of bedraggled contestants.

Scott set off cheerfully and determinedly to tackle his trial of the Jungle Boogie, to return with only ONE of the ten stars, after dancing (suspended above the ground) his way through a tune, with earth worms and crickets dropping on top of him from the silver disco ball above his head, into his full skirted (tight at ankles) disco suit, with disco lighted flashing on the floor at his feet. (To be honest, I thought he deserved more stars for his effort and length of time endured), the more vigorously he danced, the more they dropped. He seemed to be holding up very well but after the first tune was over, he just as determinedly declared that it was over for him as he had been bitten all over his body. He had attempted it for Mum!

The already strung out campers tried to hide their disappointment but their hunger showed by much frayed nerves. Jan and Phina set off to collect the food chest but returned with only two of the three keys needed to release the chest, after spending hours until dark, searching through a giant haystack, with the ever moaning and nasty Jan, finding no keys at all. In spite of this, on their return to camp, in darkness, Jan was quick to put the blame on Phina who she called dominating and bossy and her only fault being allowing herself to be bullied.

Poor Phina and all within earshot, had endured, the whole day of Jan’s rude remarks and moans of hunger, feeling sick, bites all over, headaches, skin like an alligator’s, hideous meal (she would rather eat elephant dun) and filthy nails. Jan was rewarded by being one of the two chosen for the next trial, Tree Top Terror.

She and Scott (second trial for both), in yellow boiler suits, will be teetering on a high wire ‘to hell’ to avoid the deadly drop below. We will have to switch our TVs on at the earlier time of 8pm tonight on UTV or TV3, to see how they get on. For the sake of the starving celebrities, we hope they will be returning with many stars and thus earning meals for their desperate co campers.

This article was written by Evelyn Lewis, our newest contributor at Unreality TV. Welcome aboard Evelyn. We’re thrilled to have you with us!