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Noirin Kelly Evicted From Big Brother – Issac Walks Out

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Noirin, Big Brother’s biggest tease has been evicted. The woman who moved from Sree, to Marcus, to Siavash and finally to her ex Issac has now been released to work her charms on men in the outside world. Her ex Issac walked, just hours after Noirin was evicted, obviously hoping to capitalise on some lucratibe magazine deals.

Noirin was heavily boo’ed by the crowd as she departed but told Davina McCall:

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Big Brother: BEA AND NOIRIN BATTLE IT OUT

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Last night Bea led some of the Housemates in a revolt to appeal for Marcus in tonight’s eviction. This morning Isaac and Noirin heard about this and asked Bea about it, which she flatly denied saying “we aren’t allowed to give out messages to the public”. Noirin wryly replied “Come on now, your are making us out to be idiots”.

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Big Brother: Noirin’s Boyfriend Issac Enters House

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Today a new Housemate will enter the Big Brother House. American Isaac has flown over to enter the Big Brother House and see if he can win back the heart of ex-girlfriend Noirin.

Isaac is from Ohio and two years ago appeared on the reality show The Real World: Sydney. During the filming of the show Isaac met and started a relationship with Big Brother Housemate Noirin who was travelling in Australia at the time.

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Big Brother: Marcus and Noirin Face Eviction

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Marcus and Noirin will both face the public vote this week according to The Sun.

Marcus has been behaving like a sulky toddler since Noirin flirted with former housemate Tom and snogged hairy Siavash. Noirin on the other hand can’t seem to choose one man and stick with him.

The bookies put Noirin slightly in the lead as favourite for eviction with odds of 4/6, however Marcus isn’t too far behind with odds of 11/10 to go.

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Watch Noirin and Siavash Kiss

What is it about Noirin that brings all the boys running. First it was Sree, then Marcus, then Tom and now she has Siavash panting after her as if she is a dog on heat.

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Women’s lib? Nobody told Noirin about it apparently

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Last night, as all the other housemates were enjoying some pool fun with the inflatable pool toys they got as part of their shopping, Marcus and Noirin chose to sit inside and carry on with their mutual admiration club.

During the course of their conversation, talk turned to what Noirin might do once she’s left the house. Marcus asked if she’d go into glamour modelling but Noirin dismissed that idea, saying of her potential assets for that career, “I’m 25 now, that’s not going to last very long.”

After some reassurance from Marcus about her attractiveness, Noirin decided it was her turn to lavish some praise, so she told Marcus, “You’re like a father figure in the house” and added, “You actually do know everything that’s going on” which prompted Marcus to tell her he was flattered that she thinks so and much hugging ensued… Read more & comment »

Sickly Sree

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It seems that Sree’s causing trouble again, without even trying to. Yesterday, he was fooling around by the pool and he decided to jump on Charlie for no obvious reason and Charlie wasn’t impressed.

“Sree, gerroff us! You dirty, little tramp!” Charlie shouted.

“What did you say?” asked Sree.

“You dirty, little tramp” repeated Charlie. “You’re a tramp. Someone who’s dirty.”

Wiping at his mouth, Charlie added: “You taste of chlorine.”

“I taste of Noirin? Why?” said an apparently hard of hearing Sree… Read more & comment »

Sree’s on thin ice… again

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Last night, Marcus apparently overheard Sree and Lisa talking about Noirin, and it seems that the pair had been speculating that Noirin was “using” Sree and of course, it’s all about the gameplan – yawn – and Marcus told Noirin all about it this morning.

However, Sree, not knowing that Marcus had overheard his talk with the ever sympathetic/brown nosing Lisa, was in a chipper mood this morning and wanted to borrow some sunglasses from Noirin. He had no clue that she was seething…

“I just heard something you said about me last night” hissed Noirin when Sree continued to pester her about the sunglasses.

“If you’re hurt, I’m here. Come on” he said, apparently trying to be charming. It didn’t work and with a dangerous disregard for his teeth, he said, “You’re so paranoid.”

I’m so paranoid?” hissed a furious Noirin.

“Darling, come on sweetheart, come on. I know I’m just winding you up, but I didn’t say anything – I swear to god” he said, trying to get back on her good side, if she has one where he’s concerned… Read more & comment »

Marcus and Noirin celebrate passing their task

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Marcus and Noirin have passed their part of this week’s Italian themed shopping task.

The delighted housemates were told that the results of their efforts at producing Italian artwork had been judged by an independent art critic as being better than those of a six year old child whose painting was compared to theirs.

As all the housemates waited nervously for the result, Siavash joked, “You don’t look very confident” while Noirin admitted that she felt nervous, adding, “Why do I feel nervous?”

The plasma screen then came on and showed the judge in the task room as he viewed Marcus and Noirin’s efforts alongside the child’s painting. Read more & comment »

Noirin and Sree’s bathroom bust up

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Following last night’s harsh words to each other in the I-don’t-like-you-anymore debacle, Sree and Noirin headed into the bathroom to continue their row in private. Yes, there was just the two of them, a few million of us and the other housemates earwigging at the door…

Here’s their row

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Sree’s just not that into you…

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Sree has finally heard it from the horse’s mouth – the horse being Noirin – that she doesn’t fancy him, never has, never will.

So will that finally put a stop to his puppy dog antics? I very much doubt it.

“I try to put a lot of effort on you and make you understand what is going on” Sree told Noirin last night during the house’s party. Noirin just looked annoyed but Rodrigo piped in with, “I think you two are going to get married!”

Noirin’s response to that was, “If I get married to him, you’re getting married to Freddie!”

Sree tried to pretend he wasn’t hurt by her remark and laughing, he told Rodrigo,

“Noirin is becoming rude to me, and nasty” Read more & comment »

You light up my life…

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Sree’s been trying to woo Noirin again and she of course has been doing her best to fight it by being bitchy if necessary. Sree noticed a somewhat subdued Noirin sitting on the sofa so he made it his mission to cheer her up…

“Noirin, please… smile” said a grinning Sree.

“I’m tired Sree. I don’t have to if I don’t want to” replied Noirin frostily pointing out that she is after all Queen of Everything and there’s no law about smiling. If there was, she’d have been the one to make it.

“Why aren’t you smiling Kris? Smile all the time” She said, sarcastically pulling Kris into the smile debate… Read more & comment »

Gameplan-Gate rumbles on…

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Not content to keep their conversation about gameplans and plotting to their paranoid selves, Noirin and Marcus rapidly took Sree to task about his new found and sudden interest in the Invincible Freddie…

Soon after Angel pranced off, Sree, who just hours before had blown up at Halfwit in the great garlic row, began firing question after question at Halfwit and seemed very keen to know every little detail about him. So when Halfwit manage to escape to the loo for five minutes peace away from the interrogation, Marcus and Noirin couldn’t resist a little dig at Sree…

“You’re speaking more to him now than you ever have” Marcus said to Sree.

Noirin, who was sticking to Marcus like she was glued on giggled, “I know!” Read more & comment »

Marcus and Noirin know you know

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No sooner was Angel out of the door than Marcus and Noirin sloped off together to discuss who had a gamplan. Wouldn’t you think they’d all get tired of going over that much trodden piece of ground over and over again, but they never seem to do they?

Anyway, their conclusion was that Lisa had the biggest gameplan…

“She’s not friends with anyone” said Marcus, adding, “If she gets on with anyone, then that’s a bonus for her while she’s in here… Read more & comment »

Parting is zuch sveet zorrow

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Angel’s so convinced that she’s offski tonight, she’s giving all the housemates something of hers to remember her by.

She gave Charlie her skipping rope and, just to be sure he understood what it was, as she placed the precious artefact de Angel in his hands, she said, “Skipping rope.” Phew, glad she cleared that up.

Next to receive a gift from Russia With Love was Noirin to whom Angel handed a sparkly ring… Read more & comment »

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