Noirin, Big Brother’s biggest tease has been evicted. The woman who moved from Sree, to Marcus, to Siavash and finally to her ex Issac has now been released to work her charms on men in the outside world. Her ex Issac walked, just hours after Noirin was evicted, obviously hoping to capitalise on some lucratibe magazine deals.

Noirin was heavily boo’ed by the crowd as she departed but told Davina McCall:

“I was expecting boos from all the drama that’s been happening over the last two weeks. I don’t really care to be honest.”

The housemates weren’t upset by her departure, in fact they all seemed delighted to see her go.

David didn’t like how Noirin “tore peoples’ emotions apart” and the fact that she was “obsessed with booze”.

Sophie said “She’s just not a very nice person,” she said. Rodrigo and Lisa agreed, and said they were very disappointed by the fact that she didn’t say goodbye properly.

Sophie confided in Bea that the house felt more “homely” without Noirin, to which Bea said she “couldn’t agree more”.

Freddie called Noirin a “borderline sociopath” and said she “was selfish and couldn’t give a fuck about anyone”.

Last night Bea led some of the Housemates in a revolt to appeal for Marcus in tonight’s eviction. This morning Isaac and Noirin heard about this and asked Bea about it, which she flatly denied saying “we aren’t allowed to give out messages to the public”. Noirin wryly replied “Come on now, your are making us out to be idiots”.

Bea then finally decided to get it off her chest and have it out with Noirin over her treatment of friend Siavash. As Noirin was packing her clothes into a suitcase in preparation for the impending eviction tonight Bea started up the conversation telling her housemate, “It’s a real shame what has happened. There is a definite atmosphere in the air”, before continuing that everyone has their own opinion on the situation and adding, “I don’t think the situation has been dealt with well”.

“On who’s part”, asked a confused Noirin. “I am surprised you don’t feel bad”, replied Bea.

The conversation heated up when Noirin told Bea that she does feel bad but she loves new housemate Isaac. “It’s not like he’s come back from the dead”, said Bea.

Norin got tense and told Bea, “You are a nosey little cow. P*** off” adding that anything between her and Siavash is just between the two of them, “I told Siavash I didn’t want to be with him”.

Isaac joined in the argument and tells Noirin all it was “you got drunk and you kissed someone”, shrugging to show it was no big deal. His reassurance riled Bea who jumped in with “If that’s what she told you then you are a fool” continuing with “It wasn’t a drunken one off thing. She has been telling people things have gone on from the beginning”.

“Mind your business. Everyone mind your business”, Noirin shouted at Bea. Bea told Noirin she isn’t being very” ladylike”. Noirin replied, “If you were a lady you wouldn’t go around sticking your nose in other peoples business”.

The argument reached boiling point with Bea calling Noirin selfish and wishing her good luck, “I think you’ll need it”, to which Noirin retorted “don’t be so patronising”. “It is being nice. That is a word you are not used to”, said Bea.

The last words came from Norin with, “P*** off. I’m not talking to you and I don’t want to hear what you are saying”.

Bea leaves the bedroom to talk to the other housemates about what has been said with Isaac adding, “This is a fun house”.

Today a new Housemate will enter the Big Brother House. American Isaac has flown over to enter the Big Brother House and see if he can win back the heart of ex-girlfriend Noirin.

Isaac is from Ohio and two years ago appeared on the reality show The Real World: Sydney. During the filming of the show Isaac met and started a relationship with Big Brother Housemate Noirin who was travelling in Australia at the time.

Although the couple have broken up Noirin has frequently mentioned Isaac whilst in the Big Brother House and Isaac has admitted he is still in love with Noirin and has not found love since.

Isaac also claims, via his MySpace page, to be a music producer and songwriter. He tries to raise money for various charities through his music as “it’s cool to care”.

Writing on his MySpace page he has adds: “The shelf life of my fame is short and I only have a small window of time to make as large a difference as I can. But when all is said and done, and nobody even remembers my name, if I can leave the campsite a little better than I found it, I will be a happy man”.

However Isaac’s time with Noirin may be short. Earlier this week the rest of the Housemates nominated Noirin and Marcus. Both now face the public vote and possible eviction this Friday.

Will Isaac be left in the house without Noirin? Tune in to join Davina as she reveals who is evicted this Friday at 9pm on Channel 4.

Marcus and Noirin will both face the public vote this week according to The Sun.

Marcus has been behaving like a sulky toddler since Noirin flirted with former housemate Tom and snogged hairy Siavash. Noirin on the other hand can’t seem to choose one man and stick with him.

The bookies put Noirin slightly in the lead as favourite for eviction with odds of 4/6, however Marcus isn’t too far behind with odds of 11/10 to go.

Ladbrokes spokesman, Nick Weinberg, told the newspaper: “It’s taken a number of weeks but finally we’ve got a genuine eviction contest.

“Noirin’s relationships with Sree, Marcus and Siavash have alienated punters and she’s the early favourite to go.”

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What is it about Noirin that brings all the boys running. First it was Sree, then Marcus, then Tom and now she has Siavash panting after her as if she is a dog on heat.

Last night the pair shared a secret snog (see the clip above), despite the fact that Siavash is supposed to have a girlfriend on the outside. She incidentally has taken off on a plane New York bound, no doubt to escape the British tabloids.

So is this going to be the next big romance in the BB house? Leave your comments below.

Last night, as all the other housemates were enjoying some pool fun with the inflatable pool toys they got as part of their shopping, Marcus and Noirin chose to sit inside and carry on with their mutual admiration club.

During the course of their conversation, talk turned to what Noirin might do once she’s left the house. Marcus asked if she’d go into glamour modelling but Noirin dismissed that idea, saying of her potential assets for that career, “I’m 25 now, that’s not going to last very long.”

After some reassurance from Marcus about her attractiveness, Noirin decided it was her turn to lavish some praise, so she told Marcus, “You’re like a father figure in the house” and added, “You actually do know everything that’s going on” which prompted Marcus to tell her he was flattered that she thinks so and much hugging ensued…

However, then, Noirin got around to talking about her job before she came into the house…

“My store’s number one, and there are hundreds of stores.

“It was really hard because everyone else was so much older, but I had a lot of male help” she said, completely unaware it would seem that Emily Pankhurst would most likely be spinning in her grave over that one.

She went on to talk about how her dad was “powerful, but in a placid way” and about how various men had guided her in her life…

Guess what Noirin – they let us drive now and everything and some of us make it in business without fluttering our eyelids and wearing skimpy tops. Just thought you ought to know…

It seems that Sree’s causing trouble again, without even trying to. Yesterday, he was fooling around by the pool and he decided to jump on Charlie for no obvious reason and Charlie wasn’t impressed.

“Sree, gerroff us! You dirty, little tramp!” Charlie shouted.

“What did you say?” asked Sree.

“You dirty, little tramp” repeated Charlie. “You’re a tramp. Someone who’s dirty.”

Wiping at his mouth, Charlie added: “You taste of chlorine.”

“I taste of Noirin? Why?” said an apparently hard of hearing Sree…

This caused Charlie to burst out laughing.

“You taste of Noirin!” mocked Noirin to Charlie.

“Ay, you taste of Noirin” Charlie said to Sree, to which he replied, “She wishes”

“Please! I nearly vomited in my mouth there!” said Noirin as Charlie told her, “Slowly but surely, his chat-up lines are working on you.”

“Yeah, that’ll be the day,” she concluded.

Last night, Marcus apparently overheard Sree and Lisa talking about Noirin, and it seems that the pair had been speculating that Noirin was “using” Sree and of course, it’s all about the gameplan – yawn – and Marcus told Noirin all about it this morning.

However, Sree, not knowing that Marcus had overheard his talk with the ever sympathetic/brown nosing Lisa, was in a chipper mood this morning and wanted to borrow some sunglasses from Noirin. He had no clue that she was seething…

“I just heard something you said about me last night” hissed Noirin when Sree continued to pester her about the sunglasses.

“If you’re hurt, I’m here. Come on” he said, apparently trying to be charming. It didn’t work and with a dangerous disregard for his teeth, he said, “You’re so paranoid.”

“I’m so paranoid?” hissed a furious Noirin.

“Darling, come on sweetheart, come on. I know I’m just winding you up, but I didn’t say anything – I swear to god” he said, trying to get back on her good side, if she has one where he’s concerned…

“You swear to god you didn’t say anything? You didn’t say anything to Lisa?” Noirin asked.

“No!” he replied. “We were talking about me and the universe and other stuff” he insisted.

Noirin however was having none of it.

“I don’t care – you know what I mean? I don’t care” she sighed and yet again, Sree jumped into the breach and said,

“You’re so paranoid”

Not surprisingly, Noirin wasn’t impressed with his saying that twice…

“You know what Sree, I’d be paranoid if I gave a ****, but I don’t give a ****” she said.

Eeek. I think she does give a **** though…

Marcus and Noirin have passed their part of this week’s Italian themed shopping task.

The delighted housemates were told that the results of their efforts at producing Italian artwork had been judged by an independent art critic as being better than those of a six year old child whose painting was compared to theirs.

As all the housemates waited nervously for the result, Siavash joked, “You don’t look very confident” while Noirin admitted that she felt nervous, adding, “Why do I feel nervous?”

The plasma screen then came on and showed the judge in the task room as he viewed Marcus and Noirin’s efforts alongside the child’s painting.

Siavash noted that the six year old’s effort was “f***ing good” and said, “That looks a lot better than yours!”

However, the judge said that Marcus’s ‘masterpiece’ had “a very fierce narrative element” and that Noirin’s was “surreal; poster-like and well-controlled”.

The critic then announced that Marcus’s painting was the best, closely followed by Noirin’s which elicited cheers and whoops from all the housemates.

Looks like Marcus and Noirin’s heads are going to be just that bit bigger today then!

Following last night’s harsh words to each other in the I-don’t-like-you-anymore debacle, Sree and Noirin headed into the bathroom to continue their row in private. Yes, there was just the two of them, a few million of us and the other housemates earwigging at the door…

Here’s their row

But today, they seem to have resolved their differences and Noirin’s been applying sunscreen to Sree’s back.

So will that be the end of it? Nah, I don’t think so either!