Bookies across the land are predicting that Sree will be evicted on Friday.

Irish bookies Paddy Power are offering odds of 1/50 on Sree staying and 10/1 on Halfwit remaining in the house after Friday’s eviction show.

A spokesman for Paddy Power reckons that it’s Sree’s whining that’s put us all off him and he added that he’s “absolutely certain” that Sree will be voted off the show this week…

If that happens, Halfwit will be victorious for the fourth time in a row. Will it go to his head I wonder or will he realise that so far, he’s probably only stayed because we dislike who he’s up against more than we dislike him!

Who’s getting your vote this week?

The housemates were told last night that Sree and Halfwit are up for eviction this week. Halfwit wasn’t in the least bit surprised but it seems Sree was very shocked.

However, he’s confident that he’s not going to be the one to go. In a diary room visit following BB’s announcement, he said he was “200% positive” that he’s going nowhere.

In the main house, the others were talking about why they thought Sree had been nominated with Marcus and Halfwit coming to the conclusion it was because Sree’s irritating and he never listens to anything anyone else says…

However, Kris told Halfwit that he’s the one who’s annoying and added that he thinks he’s patronising, to which Halfwit replied that he and Kris just hadn’t “bonded”. Halfwit also said that he thought people were voting for him because he was “a tactical vote”. Kris wasn’t having any of and insisted it was only because Freddie’s annoying.

So who do you want to see the back of this week? My vote’s going to Sree.

Halfwit and Marcus have been having a good old natter about everyone’s game plans today over a soothing bout of washing up.

“I had a good sense that Angel would be up; I didn’t have a good sense that I would be up” mused Halfwit to which Marcus replied, “No, I was totally shocked when they said your name.”

“I thought before that people hadn’t got to know you, but you changed lots of people’s opinion of you this week. Working hard on your birthday and in the dancing task, I thought out of everyone you most deserved to stay…

“But I think there’s a lot of tactical voting and that’s what’s got you” That dang tactical voting. It’s just a death trap waiting for innocent Tories to fall head long into. But, not to worry because Halfwit assured Marcus that he knew exactly what was afoot.

“I have seen through other people’s game plans. Just let them be. Let them do their game plan. It’s going to fail eventually.”

I don’t know I’d be so sure about that Halfwit… you fail to plan you plan to fail, so their planning must mean they won’t fail.

“I think you’ll be alright again this week” Marcus reassured him, but it seems his confidence is seconded by the man himself.

“Yeah, I think so too” said Halfwit.

But the boys’ soapy musings were about to come to an abrupt end when Marcus announced, “I’ve got to go for a ****. See you in a bit.”

He’s a poet and he probably does know it.

Charlie didn’t have to nominate this week thanks to his reprieve from Siavash during the Tudors task, but he told BB in the diary room this morning that if he had voted, it would’ve been for Angel and Marcus.

Explaining his reasons for these non-nominations, Charlie said he would’ve nominated Angel “because of what she was doing. It annoyed me yesterday when people were saying she was trying to steal a photo and all those kind of things, and I don’t like that.

He then followed that up by rather bizarrely contradicting himself by saying, “But obviously I don’t want her to go because I really do like her.”

Erm, missing the point of the whole thing much?

Next on his hitlist that will never be was Marcus…

Giving full and frank reasons for this non-nomination, he said of the Wolf-like housemate, “He said something the other day which I really, really didn’t like. I was shocked…

He’s a 37-year-old man acting like a teenager. [But] he tried his hardest in the Task, and I think that’s good. It’s done and dusted now.”

It seems he didn’t elaborate on what it was Marcus had said to upset him though.

And he wasn’t quite done yet; speaking of Angel and Halfwit being up for eviction, he said, “Angel and Halfwit yesterday, they were both saying they were up because they’re intelligent.

“But they’re not up because people are jealous of them – I can tell you that for a fact.

“They’ve done more things to irritate people. They irritate constantly, in a way.”

They irritate me constantly in many ways, but there, so does Charlie!

Last night’s speed-nominating cut right through the bull that we usually hear because, under the threat of their votes being discounted if they waffled on, all the housemates gave both their nominations in just 90 seconds each.

So who nominated who? Here are the results…

Angel voted for Sree and Siavash
Dogface voted for Angel and Halfwit
Halfwit voted for Kris and Sree
Karly voted for Angel and Halfwit
Kris voted for Halfwit and Angel
Lisa voted for Angel and Halfwit
Marcus voted for Sree and Lisa
Noirin voted for Angel and Halfwit
Rodrigo voted for Sree and Halfwit
Siavash voted for Angel and Sree
Sree voted for Halfwit and Siavash

I was very surprised that Noirin didn’t nominate Sree. Could it be that she’s enjoying his lovesick attentions a tad too much? What do you think?

Last night saw the housemates nominating live on air and against the clock in what seemed to be a fairly pointless move by BB bosses. I was expecting that the ‘twist’ for which we were to tune in at nearly 11pm was going to be that they nominated in front of each other but instead, they just had to race to the diary room and give their nominations within 90 seconds.

I found the whole thing extremely irritating, including the Big Brothers’ very slow reactions when the housemates entered the diary room, however, the end result was that Angel and Halfwit – again – face the chop this week…

Angel took it pretty well but Halfwit looked decidedly upset about it and repeated, “Again” several times, though nobody rushed to console him.

So who do you want out? My vote’s going to go to Angel for her absolutely gross spitting while she was singing with the other housemates. It was bizarre and hideous!