Paul Danan

Calum Fran and Dangerous Danan

Its like a Love Island Reunion! The three previous Love Island contestants, Fran Cosgrove, Calum Best and Paul Danan have made a new reality show for ITV2, which is due to kick off next week.

ITV report:

In this 4 part series Calum Best, Fran Cosgrave and Paul Danan take the roadtrip of a lifetime along America’s most famous road – Route 66. The boys must travel 1200 miles from Amarillo, Texas to Santa Monica pier in LA. But it’s not that easy – their accomodation is paid for, but they only have 50 dollars each and the rest of the money for food, petrol and fun they have to earn along the way.

If nothing else it should be worth watching just to ogle Calum and Fran, I think I’ll probably be reduced to throwing beer bottles at the TVin a bid to make Paul Danan go away though!

The show starts at 9:00pm, Thursday September 14.

Love Island Update: Bye Bye Emily Scott

Been away from the telly for a couple of evenings, so I hit the web this evening to find out what’s been going on. Here’s the Love Island update:

Austrailian model Emily Scott has been ejected from Love Island. A bit of a shame, since she hadn’t really had a chance to shine since arriving on Love Island what seems like half-an-hour earlier.

From what I hear she’d been doing a decent job of keeping Cockroach Paul Danan away from the other girls on the Island - I hope they were grateful to her. Milo’s not surprised, though - she was never going to survive against an original Islander!

Apparently Patrick Keilty has put his foot in it slightly by insulting Bianca Gascoigne’s mum, Cheryl:

Presenters Matt Brown and Jayne Middlemiss apologised to Sheryl, a guest on the show, for showing the footage [of Leo and Bianca in the shower together], but Patrick said, “I’m not apologising. Why should we apologise? We’re only showing the behaviour.

“You should apologise, not us. The way Mary Kielty brought me up you would not catch me in the shower… with Leo.”

Maybe ‘Father’ Shane Lynch’s Christian values are starting to rub off on Kielty a bit? Watch for PK fussing about the beach house trying to get the girls to cover up and lecturing the boys on sex out of wedlock ;)

And another celeb mother has weighed in on the presenters: Sophie Anderton’s mum has ‘blasted’ Kielty and co-host Fearne Cotton for being biased about her daughter. Better yet, she claims that “Beautiful people can be alienated and that’s what is happening here”.

What does that say about her opinion of Sophie? Does ‘beautiful’ define her? Has she no other redeeming features than her looks? Shame on you Sophie’s mum.

Then again, with her doctor and her best friend chipping in with their views…

Sophie Anderton Warns Paul Danan To Keep His Hands Off!

In the Fiji Love Island the morning started quite peacefully. A bite to eat, a quick sunbathe, all the celebs were in top form.

Things quickly changed when Paul Danan was summoned to the Jungle Hut and given the task of making all the girls scream within the next hour.

Paul relished the challenge and with a cheeky glint in his eye set off to scare some females!

His first victim however was none other than the volatile Sophie Anderton. In order to raise a scream Paul tried to untie the strings holding Sophies bikini bottoms together but instead of a scream she just started to yell at Paul.

“I didn’t find it funny you piece of scum!� Sophie raged.

“It was a f*****g laugh!� Paul protested. “For f**k sake I am not a pervert!�

“Don’t ever do it again….next time you do not want to see my reaction!� Sophie spat back.

“Just because I’m a top lingerie supermodel, it doesn’t mean I allow men to touch me!�

Paul was last seen making his escape over the Fijian hills quaking with fear….but wil he return??????

Paul Danan Is Feeling Lonely On The Love Island!

Paul Danan has been a mere shadow of his former self on Love Island so far. Last year he was probably the loudest one in the group, and though he certainly wasn’t the most likeable, he was the most memorable.

This year however Paul seems subdued in comparison. He confessed to Shane Lynch and Lady Victoria Hervey that he was feeling very lonely on the island, and felt like the rest of the group wouldn’t care whether he was there or not. He also admitted to missing last years group, including Victoria’s baby sister Isabella Hervey.

Shane and Victoria did try to reassure Paul, but I think he’s right. The group just don’t want him there. They seem wary and distrustful of him, and no one has really bonded with him so far.

Paul admitted that he is used to being the centre of attention in a group, the “life and soul of the party”, he is finding it difficult accept the fact that this year there are bigger characters than him and that he can’t command everyones attention as he may have done last year.

Boys All Want Bianca Gascoigne on Love Island 2006

No sooner had Paul arrived on Love Island than he managed to start trouble. He put Leo’s back up by chatting up Bianca Gascoigne, who was widely acknowledged as ‘Leo’s Bird’.

But it seems as though Paul and Leo are not the only two boys chasing after Biancas hand.

After having to watch Bianca and Leo share a bed yesterday, little Lee Otway made his way to the beach hut delcaring:

“I just want to tell her how I feel but it’s difficult, She thinks I’m a good friend, a funny, daft, sweet lad that she knows and probably thinks of Leo as this hunky, good looking, charming and exciting guy.

“She said she would give me a kiss goodnight and she does make the effort but I don’t think she likes me in that way, but I’d love it if she did. I do really want to tell her and it’s hard watching her with Leo but I suppose that’s the name of the game.

“I find myself looking over and glancing at them both and wondering if they’ve kissed yet. I shouldn’t really but I can’t help it. Maybe if we were in the Love Shack or in bed one night, I could mention it to her then.”

Today while chatting about the island ladies Steve-O commented:

That Bianca is rad,�

“I dig her,� added Paul Danan.

So out of seven males on the island at least 4 are hankering after Miss Gascoigne, poor Sophie won’t be happy!

Paul Danan Enters Love Island Once More

The moment we hoped would never come has finally arrived, Paul Danan is back on Love Island.

Last year Paul had to be escorted out of the Love Island camp by security guards, after a drunken outburst directed mostly at Fran Cosgrove. He also came across as an incredible love rat who couldn’t decide on one girl to declare his undying love to, so he played between two.

Will Paul be up to his old dirty tricks this year…. When asked about his opinions of the girls in the camp he said

“I’d like to go in with Bianca at the moment…and the DJ as well. Maybe both of them!�

So I’d say expect fireworks, or at the very least expect a drunken sleazy Paul who will probably drink too much and make a bit of a fool of himself!