Apprentice reject Rocky Andrews has revealed that he has turned down the chance to appear in a nude photo shoot.

He told Holy Moly: “I’ve been asked by More magazine to get naked. I declined. I didn’t get into money. I declined point blank.

“What they did say was that they wanted me to pose with only a sausage on my thigh.”

Andrews joked that a baguette would have been a more appropriately sized item.

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Sandwich shop owner Rocky Andrews has become the first male to be sacked from this years Apprentice series.

You can read all about tonight’s catering fiasco here but suffice to say that if catering for high powered London business executives you need to make sure the food is warm and also that people aren’t made queasy by your waiters spotty backs, bared in togas.

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OMG!!! Sir Alan Sugar appeared on The One Show tonight saying that this years bunch of Apprentice candidates are his best yet, but to me they look like a bunch of bumbling idiots.

Their first task consisted of Sir Alan providing them with a van and some cleaning materials (all of which they paid for out of their budget). They then had to clean some stuff and make as much money as they could in just one day.

The girls in particular astounded me by trying to charge £300 to clean three cars! When the customer pointed out that his current cleaner does the job for £60, Mona Lewis told him he was wrong and basically implied that he was a liar. They landed the contract in the end but after dropping their price dramatically they then had to summon their customer to help them work the pressure washer.

The boys, to their credit, landed a contract to clean 30 minicabs, but would only be paid for the ones which passed the customers inspection. There seemed to be way too many of them trying to clean at the same time, they took one and a half hours to clean their first car and even then they were forgetting to clean roofs, backs of seats and other pretty obvious spots.

In the end Ignite (the girls team) took £357, they spent £196.45 and so made a profit of £160.55. Empire (the boys team) took £347, spent £107.39 and so made a profit of just over £239. So the boys won, but really not through any great margin and not because of any great planning or talent. I can only hope that this bunch get better with practice!

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Rocky Andrews
Age: 21
Career: Sandwich chain owner
Qualifications: N/A
Lives: North Yorkshire

Rocky is this year’s youngest candidate and already earns more than the salary on offer from Sir Alan. He left school at 16 to pursue a career in football with Middlesbrough United but was soon diagnosed with arthritis – making it impossible to continue. Rocky since decided to start up a sandwich business at the age of 17 – which now includes 15 lucrative shops across the North East of England.

He says: “For me, business is about hard work, attention to detail, being willing to make mistakes and learning from these mistakes.”

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