Rodrigo has become the first person to be evicted on tonight’s Big Brother final.

The Queen freak looks happy to be out and met with surprisingly little boos from the eviction crowd.

Who will be next? Charlie I think.

Yesterday, Big Brother told Rodrigo that he was to have tea with the Queen, which sent the poor lad into paroxysms of delight. When he went off to meet Her Majesty, the other housemates were told it was up to them to convince Rodrigo he had in fact met the real Queen.

When he left his afternoon tea with the Queen – who was of course really a royal impersonator – he could barely contain his excitement as he told the rest of the group what had happened. And it appears that the group managed – childishly easily – to convince Rodrigo that his encounter had been with the real monarch…

However, it was then down to Big Brother to break the news that Rodrigo had in fact had tea with a Queen impersonator. The house held its collective breath, waiting for the sensitive housemate to go nuclear, but instead, he just laughed about it.

So, the housemates had passed their challenge and won a supper of fish and chips and some booze to wash it down with. They also got a special individual prize of a letter from home for every housemate. Bless ‘em.

Here’s a clip of Rodrigo’s royal encounter…

As part of this week’s shopping task, Rodrigo has been called to the diary room to meet the Queen, or, more precisely, a Queen lookalike. Poor Rodrigo.

It seems that cruel BB gathered the housemates on the sofas before calling Rodrigo into the diary room. He then told Rodrigo that following their posting of his letter to her Maj, she had consented to meet with him.

“Oh my GOD!!!!” screamed Rodrigo in the diary room while the others watched on the plasma screen.

“Big Brother asked the Queen if she would be able to pop in for tea” said Big Brother.

“You’re joking, Big Brother” gasped Rodrigo.

“Are you happy to have tea with the Queen?” continued Big Brother.

“I don’t know how to say. I’m more than happy. Are you being serious? Don’t joke with me. It’s very serious!” Rodrigo said sincerely.

Then Big Brother told Rodrigo that he would have to sing the National Anthem because it was the Queen’s “favourite song,” while in the living area, the plasma screen was turned off.

“If that actually happened it would be the biggest thing ever” said Siavash, stating the somewhat obvious.

“It so won’t happen” said Bea.

“It’s good PR” said Halfwit.

Then Big Brother spoke to the house and told them that Big Brother had hired a Queen lookalike.

“If all housemates convince Rodrigo that he is meeting the Queen, they will win five tokens and all will win a brilliant individual prize” Big Brother announced.

“We have to do this!” shouted Siavash prompting everyone to think up ways they could convince poor Rodrigo that he’d actually met the real Queen.

Bless him…

Following last night’s theft of the remaining booze, Rodrigo and Charlie have had several rows, one of which made Rodrigo tell Lisa that Charlie had ruined his life. Something of an overstatement I would’ve thought…

Once Kris and Charlie owned up to drinking the remaining booze, aided by Karly, they told Marcus he should punch them both in the stomach by way of punishment. Marcus duly obliged leaving Kris looking a bit green but Rodrigo just wouldn’t let it lie. But to be fair, that’s because Charlie hinted that he’d been in on it when he hadn’t.

Rodrigo told Marcus, “I saw him [Charlie] on the floor, like a snake, going through your drawers.”

Charlie took exception to being called a snake and the implication that the contents of Marcus’s drawers were of any interest other than booze, so the pair got into a war of words.

Rodrigo called Charlie, “An idiot, an alcoholic, a thief” and when Charlie went off the diary room to have a moan to BB, Rodrigo told Lisa, “The crowd will boo me now. It will ruin my life.”

Bless.

In a fit of boredom this afternoon, Rodrigo and Dogface decided to try out some fake tan, as you do. But it back fired rather horribly…

When liberal amounts of the instant tanning lotion had done its worst, Marcus’s jaw dropped when he saw Sophie.

“Sophie… What have you done?!” he gasped as she glowed in the dark, or at least, she would’ve if it was dark.

“Instant tanner! Why, do I look stupid?”

Erm, there’s no shortage of mirrors Sophie…

Kris immediately burst out laughing when he spotted her – as indeed you can from space.

“What are you two doing?! You’ve got to wash it off!”

“You can’t even tell that much” said Dogface, showing that either she needs glasses urgently or else she’s a glass half full sort.

“You put make-up on over the top” she told Kris who replied rather aptly, “**** off!”

“What’s the problem?” asked a bewildered Rodrigo, while admiring his new orange look. “We just want to look tanned!”

In the same way snow’s a bit white…

“Are you mental?!” said Marcus who couldn’t stop staring.

“I like it” said Dogface to appreciative nods from Rodrigo… bless ‘em.

Yesterday the housemates were struggling with the heat in their rather lavish costumes which are part of the Italy task.

Karly, Rodrigo and Halfwit were dressed up as the Three Tenors for which the trio had to wear fat-suits with Halfwit’s being the fattest for his role as Pavarotti. And he especially sweltered with a big false face beard.

The music started and all three sung their hearts out, really wowing the audience of housemates; Lisa and Charlie looked like they might cry as the tenors warbled, while Noirin looked like she’d sat on a nettle and Sree just appeared to be confused. Here’s a clip from the performance…

Once the performance was over, the housemates threw roses at the performers but Karly wasn’t sure it’d gone well.

“I’m sure the music was different” she said, adding, “Hopefully we’ll get it though, basing it on how much we practised and everything.”

I’m sure the real Three Tenors always say the same after their shows. Not.

Don’t miss Hollyoaks tonight because if you do, you’ll miss BB housemate Rodrigo making a cameo appearance in the Chester based soap!

Channel 4 had this to say about Rodrigo’s cameo…

“Our very own Rodrigo is set to make his acting debut tonight…but not in Hollywood…in Hollyoaks.

“Fans of the show will be in for a lucky treat as Rodrigo rubs shoulders with the McQueen’s and co at Hollyoaks Community College…

“Decked out in his cap and gown, he will be joining Zak, Elliot and Kris who are all graduating in tonight’s episode.”

The episode is on Channel 4 tonight at 6.30pm.

Rodrigo is a 23 year old student from Brazil. He is an eternally positive guy who smiles A LOT!

Rodrigo is half Italian, half Brazilian and came to the UK to study and to search for a better life. His family still live in Brazil and he speaks to them everyday although he never wants to go back to Brazil saying “England is everything to me”.

Rodrigo thinks that British people find him “very strange” because he hugs and kisses people and is very tactile but he says this is just a cultural thing. Before he came to the UK he wasn’t interested in men but now he thinks he might be gay, although on average he dates an equal amount of men and women.

Rodrigo describes himself as ambitious and good hearted although he thinks his mother would say he is a little feisty at times because when he sees something wrong he can’t keep quiet.

Once, after a night out, he couldn’t afford the taxi home so paid the Taxi driver by giving him his shoes. His bad habits are that he picks his nose and feet when he is alone. Sometimes he also farts and blames it on other people.

Rodrigo thinks England is turning him gay! If he sees a nice looking person he fancies them regardless of gender.

Rodrigo is a Christina who goes to church every day, he would like to have sex with LaToya Jackson but would like to be stuck in a lift with the Queen.