As if it’s not awful enough to have our eardrums offended by the Big Brother twins version of Barbie Girl, now BB wannabe Shabnam has released her own version of Lulu’s Shout. We think it’s pretty awful, but I’ll let you make up your own mind……

Shabnam Paryani is possibly the mosr desperate Big Brother housemate yet. After becoming the first person to be evicted from the BB8 house, she has now set about keeping herself in the tabloids for as long as possible.

Shabnam enjoyed a night out yesterday in a top London nightspot and made sure she was papped snogging random fellas and flashing her breasts.

Her parents must be so proud!

Shabnam Paryani, the first evictee from the Big brother 8 house, is just dying to get out there and experience the fame that Big Brother has afforded her.

“I’m really excited about going out somewhere busy, but I haven’t had a chance to do it yet,” she said in her Channel 4 online diary.

“The prospect of being recognised is wicked, wicked. I’m excited by that. ”

Enjoy it Shabs, it won’t last for more than a month!

Shabnam Paryani has just started her journey into obscurity. She has coveted the prize that no one else wants….first evictee from the Big Brother house.

Shabnam emerged from the house to a booing crowd and proceeded to dance and prance around in such a strange and prolonged way, that Davina McCall was forced to walk up the steps and retrieve her.

She certainly is fame hungry, however by the end of this series and this summer, I bet very few of us even remember her name!

It looks like there may be another Big Brother couple on the cards as last night, Shabnam and Seany spent the night sleeping in each others arms and stroking each other for an hour.

Seány even asked the twins if they could have their bed, joking that he and his new love interest were going to have sex.

What an awful thought!

Another day and yet another argument, as Carole kicks off at Shabnam for stealing her toilet roll.

To be honest, Shabs doesn’t have a leg to stand on as she did steal some loo roll from carole. However, she takes offence at Carole’s tone and so the row went on and on.

Shabnam asked Carole to “talk to her with respect and stop swearing”, Carole was telling her that “all you had to do was ask me – I’m a very nice person.”

Next time she will have to use her hand!

Shabnam turned up to her first Big Brother audition sporting a T shirt declaring; “I’m a lesbian” and reports in todays tabloids are full of stories of her lesbian romps during drunken nights out.

Whilst in the Big Brother house, Shabnam has already snogged both Charley and Chanelle. Could this be why she was never too bothered about the lack of males?

Fame hungry? Shabnam? NEVER!

It looks like Big Brother housemate Shabnam has auditioned for almost every reality TV show going. Just have a look at her recent audition for ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent.

Unfortunately the BGT judges weren’t too keen on Shabnam’s presenting skills. What a surprise!

Shabnam Paryani may be the favourite Big Brother housemate to leave the house this Friday, but it seems as though she will be more than ready to milk any chance of publicity she can get.

“I am excited that my picture will be everywhere now,” she said. “They will be talking. That’s what I wanted – attention. Every week my name has been up – and I’ve broken the rules, I’m the talk, aren’t I?” Read more & comment »

The three Big Brother housemates who will face eviction from the Channel 4 TV show this week were yesterday named as Shabnam, Tracey and Carole.

The clever money is now on Shabnam to leave and a representative from online bookies, Ladbrokes, commented today:

“Shabnam had better pray that the eviction gets cancelled again,” said a Ladbrokes spokesman. Read more & comment »

There’s something about Shabnam. Maybe it’s her constant preening in mirrors. Or her cold, dead eyes and that tiny mouth with the scary teeth. She reminds me a bit of a fish.

Or maybe it’s her openness about only wanting the exposure that Big Brother can give her. That kind of honesty isn’t noble or admirable. That kind of honesty makes me want to switch off my TV set and start a petition to get her banned from TV forever.

Unfortunately for Shabnam, she’s not exactly displaying any star quality. She’s another victim of the Big Brother get-famous-quick culture. Have a three month holiday in the Elstree back lot and emerge refreshed, slightly thinner and a tabloid superstar. With any luck, she could be the next…Jade Goody. Hell, even Jade with her nasty mouth could beat ol’ Shabz for entertainment value…

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The first Big Brother 2007 evictions will take place this Friday, and Ziggy was given the unadmirable job of nominating the two candidates.

Unsurprisingly Ziggy chose Shabnam, due to her lack of contribution to the household tasks and Emily, mostly due to the row he had with her the previous evening.

When Big Brother announced the results today Emily looked unimpressed, while Shabnam said: “I knew it’d be me. And now I’m going.”

Shabnam has been dealt a harsh punishment tonight, one that I’m not sure she can cope with!

Earlier this evening as a punishment for Ziggy and Emily discussing nominations, Shabnam was asked to pack her suitcase and return it to the diary room.

Shabnam panicked and was sure she would be asked to leave the house, but as she returned her case she was given a new one from Big Brother.

The new case contains clothes and toiletries chosen by Big Brother and this is all Shabnam will be allowed to wear or use until further notice. Read more & comment »

Shabnam Paryani was this evening given 20 minutes to pack all of her belongings in her suitcase as part of her punishment by Big Brother.

From the minute Shabnam entered the diary room she knew there was a problem.

“I don’t like your tone of your voice,” she said to BB. “You’re making me really scared.”

“It is a fundamental rule of Big Brother that housemates must not discuss nominations,” Big Brother continued. Read more & comment »

After blatantly breaking the rules, Big Brother has doled out its first punishment of 2007.

Last night Shabnam asked Ziggy to nominate her for eviction this Friday.

“Will you put me up?” Shabnam had asked Ziggy, adding, “I’m sorry that I’m breaking the rules.”

“Instead of me walking I’d rather do it that way,” she explained. “I’d be so happy. Just pretend you didn’t hear me.”

But Big Brother heard and has since punished all the housemates by making the bathroom out of bounds……they will smell lovely by the end of the day!