As if it’s not awful enough to have our eardrums offended by the Big Brother twins version of Barbie Girl, now BB wannabe Shabnam has released her own version of Lulu’s Shout. We think it’s pretty awful, but I’ll let you make up your own mind……

Shabnam Paryani is possibly the mosr desperate Big Brother housemate yet. After becoming the first person to be evicted from the BB8 house, she has now set about keeping herself in the tabloids for as long as possible.

Shabnam enjoyed a night out yesterday in a top London nightspot and made sure she was papped snogging random fellas and flashing her breasts.

Her parents must be so proud!

Shabnam Paryani, the first evictee from the Big brother 8 house, is just dying to get out there and experience the fame that Big Brother has afforded her.

“I’m really excited about going out somewhere busy, but I haven’t had a chance to do it yet,” she said in her Channel 4 online diary.

“The prospect of being recognised is wicked, wicked. I’m excited by that. ”

Enjoy it Shabs, it won’t last for more than a month!

Shabnam Paryani has just started her journey into obscurity. She has coveted the prize that no one else wants….first evictee from the Big Brother house.

Shabnam emerged from the house to a booing crowd and proceeded to dance and prance around in such a strange and prolonged way, that Davina McCall was forced to walk up the steps and retrieve her.

She certainly is fame hungry, however by the end of this series and this summer, I bet very few of us even remember her name!

It looks like there may be another Big Brother couple on the cards as last night, Shabnam and Seany spent the night sleeping in each others arms and stroking each other for an hour.

Seány even asked the twins if they could have their bed, joking that he and his new love interest were going to have sex.

What an awful thought!

Another day and yet another argument, as Carole kicks off at Shabnam for stealing her toilet roll.

To be honest, Shabs doesn’t have a leg to stand on as she did steal some loo roll from carole. However, she takes offence at Carole’s tone and so the row went on and on.

Shabnam asked Carole to “talk to her with respect and stop swearing”, Carole was telling her that “all you had to do was ask me – I’m a very nice person.”

Next time she will have to use her hand!

Shabnam turned up to her first Big Brother audition sporting a T shirt declaring; “I’m a lesbian” and reports in todays tabloids are full of stories of her lesbian romps during drunken nights out.

Whilst in the Big Brother house, Shabnam has already snogged both Charley and Chanelle. Could this be why she was never too bothered about the lack of males?

Fame hungry? Shabnam? NEVER!

It looks like Big Brother housemate Shabnam has auditioned for almost every reality TV show going. Just have a look at her recent audition for ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent.

Unfortunately the BGT judges weren’t too keen on Shabnam’s presenting skills. What a surprise!

Shabnam Paryani may be the favourite Big Brother housemate to leave the house this Friday, but it seems as though she will be more than ready to milk any chance of publicity she can get.

“I am excited that my picture will be everywhere now,” she said. “They will be talking. That’s what I wanted – attention. Every week my name has been up – and I’ve broken the rules, I’m the talk, aren’t I?”

She should be OK, as long as she doesn’t mind most of the coverage being about her extreme annoyingness!

The three Big Brother housemates who will face eviction from the Channel 4 TV show this week were yesterday named as Shabnam, Tracey and Carole.

The clever money is now on Shabnam to leave and a representative from online bookies, Ladbrokes, commented today:

“Shabnam had better pray that the eviction gets cancelled again,” said a Ladbrokes spokesman.

The bookmakers are offering odds of 8/1 that it does for the second successive week.