There’s something about Shabnam. Maybe it’s her constant preening in mirrors. Or her cold, dead eyes and that tiny mouth with the scary teeth. She reminds me a bit of a fish.

Or maybe it’s her openness about only wanting the exposure that Big Brother can give her. That kind of honesty isn’t noble or admirable. That kind of honesty makes me want to switch off my TV set and start a petition to get her banned from TV forever.

Unfortunately for Shabnam, she’s not exactly displaying any star quality. She’s another victim of the Big Brother get-famous-quick culture. Have a three month holiday in the Elstree back lot and emerge refreshed, slightly thinner and a tabloid superstar. With any luck, she could be the next…Jade Goody. Hell, even Jade with her nasty mouth could beat ol’ Shabz for entertainment value…

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The first Big Brother 2007 evictions will take place this Friday, and Ziggy was given the unadmirable job of nominating the two candidates.

Unsurprisingly Ziggy chose Shabnam, due to her lack of contribution to the household tasks and Emily, mostly due to the row he had with her the previous evening.

When Big Brother announced the results today Emily looked unimpressed, while Shabnam said: “I knew it’d be me. And now I’m going.”

Shabnam has been dealt a harsh punishment tonight, one that I’m not sure she can cope with!

Earlier this evening as a punishment for Ziggy and Emily discussing nominations, Shabnam was asked to pack her suitcase and return it to the diary room.

Shabnam panicked and was sure she would be asked to leave the house, but as she returned her case she was given a new one from Big Brother.

The new case contains clothes and toiletries chosen by Big Brother and this is all Shabnam will be allowed to wear or use until further notice. Read more & comment »

Shabnam Paryani was this evening given 20 minutes to pack all of her belongings in her suitcase as part of her punishment by Big Brother.

From the minute Shabnam entered the diary room she knew there was a problem.

“I don’t like your tone of your voice,” she said to BB. “You’re making me really scared.”

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After blatantly breaking the rules, Big Brother has doled out its first punishment of 2007.

Last night Shabnam asked Ziggy to nominate her for eviction this Friday.

“Will you put me up?” Shabnam had asked Ziggy, adding, “I’m sorry that I’m breaking the rules.”

“Instead of me walking I’d rather do it that way,” she explained. “I’d be so happy. Just pretend you didn’t hear me.”

But Big Brother heard and has since punished all the housemates by making the bathroom out of bounds……they will smell lovely by the end of the day!

She hasn’t even been there a week yet and already Shabnam Paryani is threatening to leave the Big Brother house.

“I want to go, I’m fed up,” she told Ziggy at during their dinner date last night. “At the end of the day I’m starting to feel…sick of talking about this shit and that shit…I’m not going to sit here and bitch about anybody – even if they have said things about me…”

Shabnam continued, “My energy is too high and too hyper to be brought down by talking. I’d rather sit under a tree and learn about myself…The highlights are walking in and walking out of here, I’ve got no patience. I’d rather be in a dance class.”

22 year old Shabnam Paryani was booted out of a London TV studio after sneaking in to meet Robbie Williams.

Shabnam had once worked at the studio and used an old pass to gain entry to the building. She was trying to deliver a hamper of gifts to Robbie Williams who was due to appear on th Ant and Dec show.

However security guards nabbed her before she got near the star and threw her out.

An insider said: “They put her picture up at reception to make sure she never got in again. She was really strange.”