I had a bit of a giggle listening to Sara Cox on the way home from work this evening. She was talking about Shanessa from Big Brother’s boobs. Now, I’m paraphrasing here, but she said “Part of me wants to say ‘You go girl! You’re comfortable with your body, that’s great.’ The other part of me wants to go ‘Arrghh! My eyes, my eyes!’ It’s not that she’s a fat girl, she’s just a bit ripply and not very toned.”

Sara went on to say she doesn’t even mind her husband looking at Shanessa.

Sara knows she’s got nothing to worry about. Why? Here’s the thing: Shanessa’s simply not attractive. I’m not saying that just because her figure’s not Barbie-doll perfect. It’s the desperation.

It’s been proven that getting your boobs out on Big Brother is a sure fire way to getting attention. Now, we can lay money that FHM won’t be inviting Shanessa round for a photo shoot when she leaves the house. The best she can expect is a ton of paparazzi flashbulbs following her around pubs and clubs hoping for a few free trashy shots.

It’s funny how people associate ‘exposure’ with stripping off on national TV.

I’m not going to be facetious and say I feel sorry for the girl. I don’t. The British public know by now what to expect of Big Brother. Anyone who’s ever read one of the red-tops knows the fate of the girls who expose themselves on the show.

So here’s the logic, people: a horrifying cocktail of desperation and bared breasts is not sexy. As a man, it’s like seeing a female relative naked – you shudder with revulsion and try to forget you ever saw it.

That’s probably why Sara Cox doesn’t mind her other half seeing Shanessa naked.