It was worth waiting for, the moment where Sophie Anderton and Lady Victoria Hervey meet once more.

Sophie was today summoned to the secret suite to meet her surprise guest, imagine her surprise she saw Victoria!

“I thought you were so into Shane, what happened there?� Lady Victoria challenged Sophie.

“It’s my business not yours. It’s to do with reasons to do with me. I can’t explain it to you,� Soph replied.

“All this backstabbing I saw you do made me feel sick,� Victoria spat. “You have f**ked me over and gone off with a guy I like!�

“I said I’m sorry.�

“In the clip I saw you were like, ‘I know Vic, she won’t mind,’ and I was like, ‘F**k, I’m going to kick her head in!’��

“I didn’t know you were that into him and I’m sorry.�

Victoria continued

“All you do is talk about yourself. I have been modelling as long as you but I don’t talk about it every single minute,�.

“We’re different. I’m sorry,� Soph stutters.

“I don’t think you know the meaning of the word. You knew I liked him.�

Oh and thats just the start, as Sophie sheepishly left the room, Lady V went all Sharon Osbourne and tipped a bottle of wine over her head.

I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Today has certainly not been Sophie Andertons day.

First she was subjected to listening to what the celebrities on Love Island REALLY think of her, then Chris Brosnan tactfully dumped her, and now her supposed best friend, Lady Victoria Hervey has arrived to reek her vengence.

Anybody else who had to endure all this, would step back and wonder, “what sort of person am I, that so many people dislike me?” Not Sophie! I bet she’ll be blaming anyone that looks her way.

Lady Victoria Hervey is due to return to the Love Island camp tomorrow for a live show down with former pal Sophie Anderton.

Not only has Victoria’s supposed pal slagged her off and backstabbed her repeatedly but she took it one step further last week when she got off with her man.

To add insult to injury Sophie the self centred model told anyone that would listen that Victoria wouldn’t mind her snogging Chris, and that her friend would want her to be happy.

It would seem however that Sophies happiness is the furthest thing from Victorias mind, and she intends to let her know. Victoria has vowed to tell Sophie how self centred and selfish she is, and set her straight with a few more home truths.

That should be worth watching!

After being awarded a day trip away, you would never have guessed that Sophie Anderton was missing Shane Lych, who departed yesterday.

After abseiling down a mountain and sharing a romantic picnic together, Chris nad Sophie began to ‘get it on’.

I think you did an amazing job and I think you’re more manly than you’re admitting,� Sophie cooed.

“I think they got the perfect two people, the perfect couple to go up there to brave the elements to descend the wall of death!� Chris laughed before making his move!

“Any time you want a day trip with someone you can call on me,� he added.

“I can’t believe we just did that,� Sophie sighed. “I was crapping myself!� Chris added.

Would you think me a cynical person if I said I suspect the whole romance is a ploy to avoid eviction? Surely not!

After hearing what was planned for todays daily decider, Sophie Anderton ‘Diva Extrodinare’, announced to the group that she wanted to go home.

The decider today was based on body weight. each couple had to be weighed and the couple that gueesed the closest to ecah toehrs weight would win.

Sophie decided at this time to reveal that she had spent some time in rehab for an eating disorder, amongst numerous other problems. She also reveaed in the beach hut that she no longer fancies Shane and in fact he is adding to the reasons that she wants to leave. She stated

“I’m not myself. I’ve has a shit f*****g day now because of weight things,â€? she cried. “Yet again there’s another drama.

“And I don’t fancy Shane anymore. I haven’t done for a couple of days.â€?

“I’m going to get voted out for saying this but his self righteousness and, ‘I’m above everybody else’ thing is really doing my head in,�

“There’s Lee singing and making impressions, B’s miserable and apart from working out and avoiding the f*****g fridge which is now full of chocolate, what else am I supposed to do?

“I want to go on Saturday I want to go and let B and Colleen and Lee, people who really, really want it.�

And then came the inevitable dig at Danan…

“Paul Danan fancying me?� she shrieked. “As if I’m going to be interested. If you really think I’m going to lower myself to those levels you must be joking.

“I may be a model but I’m not dumb.�

Fingers crossed she follows through with this one…….

Been away from the telly for a couple of evenings, so I hit the web this evening to find out what’s been going on. Here’s the Love Island update:

Austrailian model Emily Scott has been ejected from Love Island. A bit of a shame, since she hadn’t really had a chance to shine since arriving on Love Island what seems like half-an-hour earlier.

From what I hear she’d been doing a decent job of keeping Cockroach Paul Danan away from the other girls on the Island – I hope they were grateful to her. Milo’s not surprised, though – she was never going to survive against an original Islander!

Apparently Patrick Keilty has put his foot in it slightly by insulting Bianca Gascoigne’s mum, Cheryl:

Presenters Matt Brown and Jayne Middlemiss apologised to Sheryl, a guest on the show, for showing the footage [of Leo and Bianca in the shower together], but Patrick said, “I’m not apologising. Why should we apologise? We’re only showing the behaviour.

“You should apologise, not us. The way Mary Kielty brought me up you would not catch me in the shower… with Leo.”

Maybe ‘Father’ Shane Lynch’s Christian values are starting to rub off on Kielty a bit? Watch for PK fussing about the beach house trying to get the girls to cover up and lecturing the boys on sex out of wedlock

And another celeb mother has weighed in on the presenters: Sophie Anderton’s mum has ‘blasted’ Kielty and co-host Fearne Cotton for being biased about her daughter. Better yet, she claims that “Beautiful people can be alienated and that’s what is happening here”.

What does that say about her opinion of Sophie? Does ‘beautiful’ define her? Has she no other redeeming features than her looks? Shame on you Sophie’s mum.

Then again, with her doctor and her best friend chipping in with their views…

In the Fiji Love Island the morning started quite peacefully. A bite to eat, a quick sunbathe, all the celebs were in top form.

Things quickly changed when Paul Danan was summoned to the Jungle Hut and given the task of making all the girls scream within the next hour.

Paul relished the challenge and with a cheeky glint in his eye set off to scare some females!

His first victim however was none other than the volatile Sophie Anderton. In order to raise a scream Paul tried to untie the strings holding Sophies bikini bottoms together but instead of a scream she just started to yell at Paul.

“I didn’t find it funny you piece of scum!� Sophie raged.

“It was a f*****g laugh!� Paul protested. “For f**k sake I am not a pervert!�

“Don’t ever do it again….next time you do not want to see my reaction!� Sophie spat back.

“Just because I’m a top lingerie supermodel, it doesn’t mean I allow men to touch me!�

Paul was last seen making his escape over the Fijian hills quaking with fear….but wil he return??????

Tonight we are in for a treat! While watching our nightly does of Love Island we get to see former Boyzone singer Shane Lynch have THE talk with model Sophie Anderton.

Sophie has spent the last two weeks telling anyone that will listen how much she likes Shane and how besotted she is with him. She has also frequently added that she knows he feels the same way. Unfortunately for her, it seems that Shane thoughts on the matter couldn’t be more different than her own.

Shane approached Sophie and began by saying:

“This is something that I feared between me and you which is getting weird,�

“I think you’re an amazing girl and don’t want our friendship to be weirded out,� Father Shane begins, Bianca and Kelle’s words of encouragement still playing on his mind.

“I don’t know why anyone else was talking about it,â€? Sophie insists…incredibly!

â€?I just want to make sure it doesn’t affect us and we can crack on as friends,â€? Shane continues.

Sophie acts cool as a cucumber and continues,

“I just said I wasn’t interested in you in that way, we are totally on the same page, they can’t understand.â€?

“Absolutely, that’s what I thought. That’s where I thought you were coming from,â€? Shane lies!

Sophie then sauntered to the Beach Hut to spout:

‘When we leave here it’s something that could happen, it’s just not going to happen right now,’

“Fab, glad that’s ‘sorted’ then…aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!�

I think that if Shane really wants to put Sophie off he is going to have to try much harder than that. The conversation should have went:

“Hey stalker! Stop looking at me, talking about me and lusting after me! I want Colleen, now GO AWAY!”

Lets be honest none of us would have blamed him.

You’ve gotta draw the line somewhere, and when I see a celebrity spewing up, I sort of lose interest. Don’t you?

The couples on Love Island had to complete a task which involved eating red-hot spices as quickly as possible. Although there were a few valiant attempts, Sophie Anderton couldn’t hold the food down and gave us a little too much footage of it coming back up. Charming I think Brendan Cole also had trouble keeping the hot stuff down.

So what better way to follow that task but with a little game of Guess Who? Blindfolded celebs were asked to guess their partner through the simple act of nipple-licking! What an ordeal!

Although it looked like a lot of fun, Shane Lynch was determined not to participate in the task. I always imagined that Shane was ….er… worldly and that he wouldn’t have a problem with the sexy stuff. I’m sort of still waiting for him to reveal a wild side….

After Shane Lynch and Sophie Anderton were voted to spend a third night alone together in the Love island 2006 Love Shack, you would imagine that things would be hotting up….well you would be wrong!

When asked how she felt about Shane, glamour model Sophie admitted:

“I do like him but I could like him more, hopefully he does like me.�

She continued “We have a connection, he is gorgeous. I love how he sees life and we both love the same things,�

But Shane seems to see Sophie in a whole different light:

“I don’t think there is any chance of romance,� he commented.

“She just reminds me of me sister too much�.

“I just don’t have any physical attractions to her�.

Tell it as it is Shane, why don’t ya.