With a huge 85% of the public vote, Sree is goneski. He’s outta there, he’s an ex-housemates, and praise be. I for one am very glad to see the back of him.
And the house is very much divided about whether his leaving was a good things.
“A lot of people have strong opinions about Sree’s actions,” said Halfwit, who then listed some of the not too nice things Sree had done and said.
Kris replied, “I understand that he rubbed people up the wrong way, but I don’t think there was any malice in it.”
Marcus however wasn’t so liberal in his views, “I think there was malice definitely. You wait until you watch the show when you get out.” Read more & comment »
Sree’s been pouring some verbal sugar on Karly today. This afternoon, while he was trying on various eviction outfits, he handed her a rose which went down very well…
“Aw Sree, thank you!” said Karly, clutching the task remnant.
Maybe that is a flower darling, but inside you can’t measure my love” Sree oozed, doing his best Alvis impersonation, complete with hip wiggling. Ew.
“Last night I had a dream,” he continued. “I see an angel with white clothes, but I can’t see her face… Read more & comment »
Media reports today indicate that Big Brother bosses could be about to launch an investigation following viewer complaints that Sree had “taunted” fellow housemate Freddie about being dyslexic.
The incident occurred when Sree and Freddie got into a row over Sree’s use of garlic last week. During their row, Sree said, “You’re a dyslexic student from Oxford. “What’s 15 times 15?”
As we reported yesterday, Marcus and Sree had a big row while ordering this week’s shopping.
With Charlie frenziedly writing the order down as items were shouted out, Marcus was ‘supervising’ the whole affair and couldn’t resist having a dig at Sree about his much touted maths skills – which weren’t much in evidence – when he was adding up the total.
Sree didn’t say anything but then, he tried to grab the book containing all the lists saying, “I need to get myself some things”
“You’re not taking the thing while we’re all looking at it” Marcus snapped.
“It’s everybody’s property. It’s not your duty, okay” Sree snapped back while snatching the book… Read more & comment »
It seems that Sree’s causing trouble again, without even trying to. Yesterday, he was fooling around by the pool and he decided to jump on Charlie for no obvious reason and Charlie wasn’t impressed.
“Sree, gerroff us! You dirty, little tramp!” Charlie shouted.
“What did you say?” asked Sree.
“You dirty, little tramp” repeated Charlie. “You’re a tramp. Someone who’s dirty.”
Wiping at his mouth, Charlie added: “You taste of chlorine.”
“I taste of Noirin? Why?” said an apparently hard of hearing Sree… Read more & comment »
Last night, Marcus apparently overheard Sree and Lisa talking about Noirin, and it seems that the pair had been speculating that Noirin was “using” Sree and of course, it’s all about the gameplan – yawn – and Marcus told Noirin all about it this morning.
However, Sree, not knowing that Marcus had overheard his talk with the ever sympathetic/brown nosing Lisa, was in a chipper mood this morning and wanted to borrow some sunglasses from Noirin. He had no clue that she was seething…
“I just heard something you said about me last night” hissed Noirin when Sree continued to pester her about the sunglasses.
“If you’re hurt, I’m here. Come on” he said, apparently trying to be charming. It didn’t work and with a dangerous disregard for his teeth, he said, “You’re so paranoid.”
“I’mso paranoid?” hissed a furious Noirin.
“Darling, come on sweetheart, come on. I know I’m just winding you up, but I didn’t say anything – I swear to god” he said, trying to get back on her good side, if she has one where he’s concerned… Read more & comment »
Bookies across the land are predicting that Sree will be evicted on Friday.
Irish bookies Paddy Power are offering odds of 1/50 on Sree staying and 10/1 on Halfwit remaining in the house after Friday’s eviction show.
A spokesman for Paddy Power reckons that it’s Sree’s whining that’s put us all off him and he added that he’s “absolutely certain” that Sree will be voted off the show this week… Read more & comment »
The housemates were told last night that Sree and Halfwit are up for eviction this week. Halfwit wasn’t in the least bit surprised but it seems Sree was very shocked.
However, he’s confident that he’s not going to be the one to go. In a diary room visit following BB’s announcement, he said he was “200% positive” that he’s going nowhere.
In the main house, the others were talking about why they thought Sree had been nominated with Marcus and Halfwit coming to the conclusion it was because Sree’s irritating and he never listens to anything anyone else says… Read more & comment »
Following last night’s harsh words to each other in the I-don’t-like-you-anymore debacle, Sree and Noirin headed into the bathroom to continue their row in private. Yes, there was just the two of them, a few million of us and the other housemates earwigging at the door…
Sree has finally heard it from the horse’s mouth – the horse being Noirin – that she doesn’t fancy him, never has, never will.
So will that finally put a stop to his puppy dog antics? I very much doubt it.
“I try to put a lot of effort on you and make you understand what is going on” Sree told Noirin last night during the house’s party. Noirin just looked annoyed but Rodrigo piped in with, “I think you two are going to get married!”
Noirin’s response to that was, “If I get married to him, you’re getting married to Freddie!”
Sree tried to pretend he wasn’t hurt by her remark and laughing, he told Rodrigo,
Sree told Marcus and Freddie last night how much he loves England and why…
Apparently, England is a place where he can do what he wants whereas in India, he has to live by “policies and rules.” However, Marcus and Freddie told him that such a liberal attitude to things like going out when he likes and car ownership, mean he’s on the road to ruin.
Sree had been telling Marcus and Freddie that he intends to show his children in years to come the plaque that bears his name at the university he attended. He then got onto the subject of why he loves our green and pleasant land so much… Read more & comment »
Sree’s been trying to woo Noirin again and she of course has been doing her best to fight it by being bitchy if necessary. Sree noticed a somewhat subdued Noirin sitting on the sofa so he made it his mission to cheer her up…
“Noirin, please… smile” said a grinning Sree.
“I’m tired Sree. I don’t have to if I don’t want to” replied Noirin frostily pointing out that she is after all Queen of Everything and there’s no law about smiling. If there was, she’d have been the one to make it.
“Why aren’t you smiling Kris? Smile all the time” She said, sarcastically pulling Kris into the smile debate… Read more & comment »
Not content to keep their conversation about gameplans and plotting to their paranoid selves, Noirin and Marcus rapidly took Sree to task about his new found and sudden interest in the Invincible Freddie…
Soon after Angel pranced off, Sree, who just hours before had blown up at Halfwit in the great garlic row, began firing question after question at Halfwit and seemed very keen to know every little detail about him. So when Halfwit manage to escape to the loo for five minutes peace away from the interrogation, Marcus and Noirin couldn’t resist a little dig at Sree…
“You’re speaking more to him now than you ever have” Marcus said to Sree.
Noirin, who was sticking to Marcus like she was glued on giggled, “I know!” Read more & comment »
Oh dear… there’s trouble in the kitchen this evening and it’s a very, very serious issue. Sree has used a lot of garlic!
Yes I know. I was shocked too, but fear not, Halfwit was at hand to put a stop to the madness.
“Let’s just put half the garlic back so we can have some for the rest of the week” suggested Halfwit pleasantly enough.
“Don’t eat my brain, you’re eating my brain” said Sree, but at the time of writing, there was no confirmation that Halfwit is in fact eating Sree’s brain… Read more & comment »
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