With a huge 85% of the public vote, Sree is goneski. He’s outta there, he’s an ex-housemates, and praise be. I for one am very glad to see the back of him.

And the house is very much divided about whether his leaving was a good things.

“A lot of people have strong opinions about Sree’s actions,” said Halfwit, who then listed some of the not too nice things Sree had done and said.

Kris replied, “I understand that he rubbed people up the wrong way, but I don’t think there was any malice in it.”

Marcus however wasn’t so liberal in his views, “I think there was malice definitely. You wait until you watch the show when you get out.”

Then it was Noirin’s turn.

“I just wanna say that ***** is the only word I have for him.”

And up next was Siavash, “I have to say that as much as there were times when he really annoyed me, his absence in the House will be felt.”

Noirin then rather oddly – given he drove her to distraction – said. “He did entertain us from the start to the moment he left.”

While all that was going on, Lisa sat quietly but when all eyes turned to her and all ears were on stand by to hear her opinion, she said meekly, “He liked me, so I’ve got nothing to say.”

‘He liked me’? What about ‘I liked him’? Mmmm, very telling.

Sree’s been pouring some verbal sugar on Karly today. This afternoon, while he was trying on various eviction outfits, he handed her a rose which went down very well…

“Aw Sree, thank you!” said Karly, clutching the task remnant.

Maybe that is a flower darling, but inside you can’t measure my love” Sree oozed, doing his best Alvis impersonation, complete with hip wiggling. Ew.

“Last night I had a dream,” he continued. “I see an angel with white clothes, but I can’t see her face…

“This morning when I woke up I saw your face. You are the one last night in my dreams. And I’m waiting for you over there” he said pointing to his bed.

Again, ew.

“Wow” said Karly, apparently struggling for a suitable response.

“Water bed. Rose petals. Pink champagne” he said as he wandered off, but he wasn’t done wooing yet…

“One girl came up to me last week, and she said ‘Sree, you’re a locksmith. You’re a locksmith of women’s hearts.’ Then do I realise how good I am”

Oooh my goodness. I wonder if he’s got a separate outfit for his ego? And who was this “girl”??

Media reports today indicate that Big Brother bosses could be about to launch an investigation following viewer complaints that Sree had “taunted” fellow housemate Freddie about being dyslexic.

The incident occurred when Sree and Freddie got into a row over Sree’s use of garlic last week. During their row, Sree said, “You’re a dyslexic student from Oxford. “What’s 15 times 15?”

More on this as we get it.

As we reported yesterday, Marcus and Sree had a big row while ordering this week’s shopping.

With Charlie frenziedly writing the order down as items were shouted out, Marcus was ‘supervising’ the whole affair and couldn’t resist having a dig at Sree about his much touted maths skills – which weren’t much in evidence – when he was adding up the total.

Sree didn’t say anything but then, he tried to grab the book containing all the lists saying, “I need to get myself some things”

“You’re not taking the thing while we’re all looking at it” Marcus snapped.

“It’s everybody’s property. It’s not your duty, okay” Sree snapped back while snatching the book…

Charlie then added a few of the items Sree wanted with Marcus muttering, “Right, **** off”

“Don’t swear at me okay!” Sree said, which set Marcus off and the row moved into the garden where it got ever more heated until BB called them both separately to the diary room to calm down.

Well, they were well overdue for a big shopping row weren’t they?

It seems that Sree’s causing trouble again, without even trying to. Yesterday, he was fooling around by the pool and he decided to jump on Charlie for no obvious reason and Charlie wasn’t impressed.

“Sree, gerroff us! You dirty, little tramp!” Charlie shouted.

“What did you say?” asked Sree.

“You dirty, little tramp” repeated Charlie. “You’re a tramp. Someone who’s dirty.”

Wiping at his mouth, Charlie added: “You taste of chlorine.”

“I taste of Noirin? Why?” said an apparently hard of hearing Sree…

This caused Charlie to burst out laughing.

“You taste of Noirin!” mocked Noirin to Charlie.

“Ay, you taste of Noirin” Charlie said to Sree, to which he replied, “She wishes”

“Please! I nearly vomited in my mouth there!” said Noirin as Charlie told her, “Slowly but surely, his chat-up lines are working on you.”

“Yeah, that’ll be the day,” she concluded.

Last night, Marcus apparently overheard Sree and Lisa talking about Noirin, and it seems that the pair had been speculating that Noirin was “using” Sree and of course, it’s all about the gameplan – yawn – and Marcus told Noirin all about it this morning.

However, Sree, not knowing that Marcus had overheard his talk with the ever sympathetic/brown nosing Lisa, was in a chipper mood this morning and wanted to borrow some sunglasses from Noirin. He had no clue that she was seething…

“I just heard something you said about me last night” hissed Noirin when Sree continued to pester her about the sunglasses.

“If you’re hurt, I’m here. Come on” he said, apparently trying to be charming. It didn’t work and with a dangerous disregard for his teeth, he said, “You’re so paranoid.”

“I’m so paranoid?” hissed a furious Noirin.

“Darling, come on sweetheart, come on. I know I’m just winding you up, but I didn’t say anything – I swear to god” he said, trying to get back on her good side, if she has one where he’s concerned…

“You swear to god you didn’t say anything? You didn’t say anything to Lisa?” Noirin asked.

“No!” he replied. “We were talking about me and the universe and other stuff” he insisted.

Noirin however was having none of it.

“I don’t care – you know what I mean? I don’t care” she sighed and yet again, Sree jumped into the breach and said,

“You’re so paranoid”

Not surprisingly, Noirin wasn’t impressed with his saying that twice…

“You know what Sree, I’d be paranoid if I gave a ****, but I don’t give a ****” she said.

Eeek. I think she does give a **** though…

Bookies across the land are predicting that Sree will be evicted on Friday.

Irish bookies Paddy Power are offering odds of 1/50 on Sree staying and 10/1 on Halfwit remaining in the house after Friday’s eviction show.

A spokesman for Paddy Power reckons that it’s Sree’s whining that’s put us all off him and he added that he’s “absolutely certain” that Sree will be voted off the show this week…

If that happens, Halfwit will be victorious for the fourth time in a row. Will it go to his head I wonder or will he realise that so far, he’s probably only stayed because we dislike who he’s up against more than we dislike him!

Who’s getting your vote this week?

The housemates were told last night that Sree and Halfwit are up for eviction this week. Halfwit wasn’t in the least bit surprised but it seems Sree was very shocked.

However, he’s confident that he’s not going to be the one to go. In a diary room visit following BB’s announcement, he said he was “200% positive” that he’s going nowhere.

In the main house, the others were talking about why they thought Sree had been nominated with Marcus and Halfwit coming to the conclusion it was because Sree’s irritating and he never listens to anything anyone else says…

However, Kris told Halfwit that he’s the one who’s annoying and added that he thinks he’s patronising, to which Halfwit replied that he and Kris just hadn’t “bonded”. Halfwit also said that he thought people were voting for him because he was “a tactical vote”. Kris wasn’t having any of and insisted it was only because Freddie’s annoying.

So who do you want to see the back of this week? My vote’s going to Sree.

After yesterday’s Sports Day task, most of the losing housemates were magnanimous in defeat and didn’t hold any grudges… except Sree.

He went around the house with a face like a melted welly afterwards, making the others miserable too, and Marcus wasn’t happy about it.

Marcus said of him, “I’m not being nasty, but I’m not happy with how Sree’s behaving. He’s bringing the whole house down…

“He’s just being a **** because he didn’t win” he said.

Unusually, Noirin sided with Sree and said she could understand why he was feeling down, as did Charlie who decided to cheer the sullen housemate up. However, his pep talk didn’t work at first but Sree did concede that, “Winning or losing isn’t important. Participation is important.”

After a few more words of encouragement from Charlie, Sree seemed to decide to look on the bright side after all…

“Look, compared to personal things, this is a silly game” he said.

Oh dear, obsessing about Noirin again much?

Following last night’s harsh words to each other in the I-don’t-like-you-anymore debacle, Sree and Noirin headed into the bathroom to continue their row in private. Yes, there was just the two of them, a few million of us and the other housemates earwigging at the door…

Here’s their row

But today, they seem to have resolved their differences and Noirin’s been applying sunscreen to Sree’s back.

So will that be the end of it? Nah, I don’t think so either!