Diane Abbot MP takes on TV presenter Terry Christian, serial WAG Danielle Lloyd and ballet dancer Wayne Sleep.

While Diane launches her West Indian-inspired menu with rum punch, Terry’s evening kicks off with an undrinkable cocktail and continues with a string of questionable jokes and dubious conversation topics.

After a solid first half performance at home serving an Oriental-style menu, former Miss England Danielle takes her eye off the ball and gets in a panic over her crème brulées. Finally dance diva Wayne hot foots it into the kitchen to try and cook for the first time in 20 years.

Monday 10 January 2011
8:00pm, Channel 4

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Terry Christian has insisted that Big Brother is not dead and that the series will return after a break.

The former Celebrity Big brother housemate told The Manchester Evening News:”It wouldn’t surprise me if it takes a couple of years’ break and comes back.”

“I’m not a believer in the old adage ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’ because if you leave something, it becomes stagnant,” Christian continued.

“However, I think some of the tweaks they made have taken it in the wrong direction. They seemed to do things to create press interest, thinking people would watch it if they read about it in the papers.

“But it doesn’t work that way, you either like it or you don’t.”

Christian added that he “respects” the remaining housemates.

“They bare their souls to the world for twelve weeks,” he pointed out. “I would go insane.”

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Celebrity Big Brother’s Terry Christian has branded Simon Cowell “smug”.

DJ Christian is not a fan of the music moghul and thinks that people are falling at his feet for all the wrong reasons.

Speaking on TV show ‘The Funny Side Of TV Talent’, Terry blasted: “Simon has the demeanour of a bloke who is suffering from an overly kissed behind. It’s just like, ‘Tell me I’m great again… I know.’

“The reality is there are some awful records he is responsible for. In fact, every record he is responsible for is absolutely horrendous.”

Terry then turned his attention to Simon’s fellow ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ judges Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden.

He said: “It’s a good formula. Two uber-smug blokes and a woman with a paralysed face.”

‘The Funny Side Of TV Talent’ airs on BBC2 tomorrow.

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It’s been a helluva night folks, hasn’t it? I’ve just come back to my hotel room from the Celebrity Big Brother final and press conference.

Let me say first, that the highlight of the entire night was Jack Whitehall on Big Brother’s Big Mouth. Okay, as one journalist next to me remarked, he was swearing much more than usual, probably on account of the final night adrenaline. But that whirlwind performance and minor bitchfight between Tina Malone and Michelle Heaton was priceless. (I heard later on that Michelle broke down in tears during the commercial break and none of her housemates comforted her – a member of the audience did instead.)

Anyway, as you might have guessed, Ulrika Jonsson’s win tonight has caused many a tabloid editor to tear up the front pages declaring Verne Troyer the winner. But more than that, her downright refusal to answer questions about her private life meant that there were no juicy details to include in tomorrow’s papers. In fact, when it came to speculation on her fee, she started to become downright hostile – finally claiming that the press wouldn’t be asking a man that question.

I remember one journalist asked whether being apart from your kids for a few weeks was worth all the fretting and crying she did. Ulrika – quite rightly – rounded on the young lady and asked her if she had any kids, concluding that if she’d had kids she would not have asked that question and would have understood how hard it was. Score 1 to Jonsson.

It surprising that anyone got a word in edgeways, because a belligerent Coolio dominated any question that was asked, to the obvious annoyance of the other housemates (Terry, Ulrika, Verne, Coolio and Ben were all present). Coolio’s a funny guy, but I’m guessing that most people were wishing someone had switched off his microphone about halfway through the interview.

I’m glad I’m a blogger though, and not a tabloid journalist. Verne’s shock exit (fourth place? wtf?) totally threw everybody. Then when Coolio went out, everybody was shocked. Mostly at how Ulrika – who I’ll admit I thought was some kind of national pariah – had managed to stay in right to the end. I’m still baffled as to how she got that groundswell of support.

Lisa mentioned in her liveblog post that she was looking out for me in the crowd. I was a little surprised to discover that the press – like you at home – got to watch the show on TV in a little cafe-type building on the studio. Yes – despite the fact that Davina was rocking the stage not five minutes from where we sat, we were watching it on telly. Bizarre beyond belief.

But better yet, during Terry Christian’s interview, the television set was drowned out to the sound of fireworks. It was only then that I was aware of the 10-15 minute gap between recording and broadcasting that they use to cut out expletives. Basically, while you were watching Terry’s interview, Ulrika was in the process of coming out of the house. How weird is that?

On The Finalists

Here’s a little bit of my impressions of the final five housemates from what I experienced of them at the press conference:

On Terry Christian: Terry was exactly like you saw on TV. Down to earth, funny, the type of guy you’d like to go out for a pint with. Seems like a really decent bloke. As a settled family man, there was no scandal, and the press were left scratching their heads for questions to ask him – apart from the obvious ‘bring back The Word’ ones.

On Ben Adams: I’m inclined not to call being quiet or slightly dull a personality deficiency like most people. Ben seems to be a nice guy, he’s just not quick with the one-liners, especially in a house with characters like Coolio and Terry and Verne.

On Verne Troyer: Verne’s an interesting character. I suspect he’s spent much of his life being patronized, but still manages to take it with such good grace. He’s a shy enough fella, but has no problem standing up for himself – he took Coolio to task for answering a journalist’s question on his behalf.

On Coolio: No joke – you could literally hear Coolio before you could see him. It was how we knew the celebs had re-entered the Big Mouth studio for the press conference. He didn’t shut up during the entire session and was funny for about 35% of it. Much as the world will always be indebted to him for Gangsta’s Paradise, he’s surprisingly annoying – I wouldn’t want to be cooped up in a house with him for a month.

On Ulrika Jonsson: I want to give Ulrika the benefit of the doubt – she’s been burned by the press on many occasions, and her attitude toward the journalists was sharp and seemed unfriendly. If you saw her on Big Mouth you’ll know what I mean. It was like she’d done her job and now wanted to go home. But on the other hand, she may have been uncomfortable being the center of attention.

Either way, as the winner of the show, she didn’t give the journalists much to work with – to be fair, the lines of questioning were either about her family or private life or about her fee. But what else do you ask Ulrika?

I’m going to bed now…

…so I’m going to sum things up. In what was largely a fairly calm household, there were very few axes to grind. And the five celebs left at the end were seasoned enough to know not to give a scandal away for free. Let’s see what comes out when the megabucks rounds of interviews and magazine deals are done.

Anyway, having seen some of the highlights on the show this evening, the 2009 celebrity housemates did a damned entertaining job, didn’t they? I don’t need to read about them hating each other in the papers.

Congratulations to Big Brother though, for managing to bounce back so well. I think this series has proved that there may well be life in the old dog yet, and that it might still be too early to write the all-seeing eye off!

My one parting comment to you though – isn’t it funny how this year was so entertaining, yet there wasn’t one mention of ‘evil’ Big Brother? Maybe it’s time to retire that tactic…

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Ben finished in fifth place, Verne in fourth, Coolio in third, Terry Christian in second and Ulrika won! Was anyone else surprised by the result?

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Ulrika Jonsson must be getting really sexually frustrated in the Big Brother house. After being away from her partner for a mere three weeks, she is already having sexy dreams about another man.

She told Terry Christian today:

“I had a dream about you last night Terry. I don’t want you to get excited – it was probably a nightmare.

“We were lying, having a bit of a ‘getting it on’ kind of thing and then you said ‘it’s only the wine – I don’t really like you’.”

She must be getting desperate!

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Last night the pair sat in the garden ashtray and bitched about the lack of food in the house and about those who drew up this weeks shopping list.

“It was almost like nobody had done any fucking shopping for five years,” Terry complained.

He remembered the housemates shouting over one another:

“I want this, I want that, and you are thinking like ‘great, but don’t complain when everything runs out’. I can’t believe we didn’t get cooking oil, I can’t believe we didn’t get margarine instead of butter. Everyone is flinging ingredients, left, right and centre.”

Of course Coolio knew a better way to tackle the task, he replied

“We are going to be here until at least next week. Straight up, they don’t want to listen to me, so you are going to have to do it. You are going to have to step up. You have to be diplomatic about it man. You say, ‘Listen, we tried it your way last week, lets try something different’.”

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Celebrity Big Brother housemate, Terry Christian has managed to forget his wife’s birthday during his time inside, a fact which is sure to have been noticed and recorded by his partner.

At 12.15 am this morning, Terry had a sudden realisation shouting: “Oh God, what date is it?

“The twelfth? It’s Susan’s birthday! Oh no is it past midnight? The thirteenth then.”

He walked up to a camera in the kitchen and said: “Happy Birthday Susan, I’ll sort you out when I get out.”

I think he owes her a huge amount of diamonds to make up for this one. What do you say Susan?

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Celebrity Big Brother housemate, Terry Christian has expressed his disappointment with the younger members of the house, saying that he thought they would stay up later and get drunk more.

He told Tina last night: “I thought they (Michelle and Ben) would be a bit more interesting, do you know what I mean?”

“I never disagreed with you,” said the Shameless actress.

“But Mutya’s sound though, I’ve taken her under my wing.”

Terry went on: “Thing is, I thought they’d stay up a bit later, and drink a bit more.”

“With us staying up, it’s like we’re the embarrassing old aunties and uncles at a wedding getting drunk.”

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A sex divide errupted in the Big brother house yesterday as Terry Christian reduced Ulrika Jonsson to tears.

Terry was being his usual diplomatic self when he told the former weathergirl, “you’re very high-handed!”

Tina and Ulrika then convened in the kitchen discussing the men. Tina commented: “I’d say to Terry ‘I really like you Terry, but you don’t listen… you don’t listen to women’.”

Ulrika nodded: “I agree.”

Tina continued: “None of the men do.

“Terry and Coolio don’t listen to anybody else but themselves. They don’t even listen to each other.”

“None of the women can get a word in edgeways, and they don’t like me because I shout them down.”

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