Tina Malone Evicted From Celebrity Big Brother 2009!

Big fat toenail chewing Tina Malone has been evicted from Celebrity Big Brother………hurray!
No more do we have to look at the Shrek lookalike plucking her chin, farting or scratching her bits!

Big fat toenail chewing Tina Malone has been evicted from Celebrity Big Brother………hurray!
No more do we have to look at the Shrek lookalike plucking her chin, farting or scratching her bits!

Tonight, Big Brother’s Little Brother revealed this weeks nominees for eviction. It’s an all female lineup and up for the chop this week are Ulrika, Tina, Mutya and Michelle.
Unreality TV were also provided with a transcript of each housemate’s nomination in the diary room today.
Read on to see who noiminated who and the reasons they gave.

Tina Malone has turned her sharp tongue onto one of her fellow housemates during a trip the Big Brother diary room.
Jack Whitehall played a clip on last night’s Big Brother’s Big Mouth on which Tina exclaimed:
“I think she’s quite superficial. Shallow. Spends too long preening herself.

Celebrity Big Brother housemates will nominate for the first time today, and some of them are quite nervous about the prospect.
Tina Malone said a few days ago that she was looking forward to nominations and could easily put five names forward if Big Brother allowed her, however today it was a different story and Tina was not as keen to get her turn in the diary room. She said:
“My opinions change from day to day about a lot of things. I’m f****** s******* it.”

Tina Malone and her ridiculous claims are getting worse day by day. I have never ever seen anyone with such an unjustified overly inflated ego in all my life.
Last week she was the dirtiest and most sought after woman on the planet, yesterday she was the most intelligent and now she is the most clued in.

Tina Malone crawled further up her own a**e last night when she blasted rapper Coolio for daring to suggest that they were alike.
Sitting in the press pen with Lucy, Tina ranted: “You know what he said to me earlier? He said ‘me and you are the most alike, people either love us or hate us because we say what we think’.

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Tina Malone last night told Ulrika why she is so comfortable with herself.
Tina doesn’t mind being a tad (?) overweight as she is sure that despite her size, her filthy language and the constant fag smoking, everyone wants a piece of her.
She explained: “I look dirty, and that’s why men flirt with me. That’s why men and women flirt with me.”

It is only three days in to this years series of Celebrity Big brother and already the fat loud bird is beginning to annoy me.
On Friday night I thought that Tina Malone may be a breath of fresh air as I do like an honest person who says what they think. However she is not just honest, she is brash and crude and she smokes way too much!
Since entering the house Tina has talked constantly about herself but in a completely contradictory manner. One minute she’s this quiet little thing, who is always sober and has low self esteem. The next minute she’s Mrs Self Confident who always says what she thinks and was forced to give up drinking after she nearly pickled her liver ten years ago.

Tina Malone entered the Big Brother house on the 2nd of January 2009.
I previously said that Ben Adams was the least famous ‘celebrity’ in this years house but Tina could certainly give him a run for his money.
Tina used to play Mo in brookside (so she says!) and her most recent role was as Mimi Maguire in Channel 4’s Shameless.