Big fat toenail chewing Tina Malone has been evicted from Celebrity Big Brother………hurray!

No more do we have to look at the Shrek lookalike plucking her chin, farting or scratching her bits!

In her time in the Celebrity Big Brother house Tina Malone has done things in front of millions of people that I wouldn’t do in front of my husband for eight years. So it will be quite nice to be able to watch the show for the last week without having to have a bucket handy to throw up in.

So the big question is, with only a week to go? My money is one Verne or Tommy…..what do you think?

Tonight, Big Brother’s Little Brother revealed this weeks nominees for eviction. It’s an all female lineup and up for the chop this week are Ulrika, Tina, Mutya and Michelle.

Unreality TV were also provided with a transcript of each housemate’s nomination in the diary room today.

Read on to see who noiminated who and the reasons they gave.

Ben is the first housemate to nominate. He nominates Tina. “I think it would be nice to get a bit of volume control in the house. Unless you shout above Tina you never really get your point across. There is no room for anybody else’s opinion. She comes across as a bit aggressive. If you don’t agree you are wrong which does make me a little more hesitant to voice my opinions.” He then nominates Mutya. “She is clearly unhappy here…To have someone who is constantly unhappy in the Big Brother house can have a negative effect.”

Coolio is next. He nominates Ulrika. “I don’t think she really likes half the people here. She just doesn’t want to be here and I personally don’t want to be around someone who doesn’t want to be around me. Her heart’s just not in it. I think she’s just a little bit full of herself. It feels as though she is superior so she can take her superior ass home. I don’t think she likes me, I think she tolerates me and she’s probably going to nominate me.” The second person he nominates is Michelle. “She’s young and she’s hot, pretty with a decent body. She walks around in those little shorts but I got a woman and I don’t need to be looking at that. She can be a bit of a distraction sometimes. I don’t need any distractions.”

La Toya is the third housemate to nominate. She chooses Ulrika first. “I feel she is terribly unhappy, she’s miserable and she desperately wants to go home.” Big Brother tells La Toya that Ulrika being unhappy is not a valid reason for a nomination. “OK, she’s a bit controlling and bossy. You see such anger in her face if you watch her throughout the day.” Her second nomination goes to Mutya. “Personally I feel she is extremely bored and she’s tired. I feel she is just going through the motions of being in the house. It’s never pleasant when you see someone unhappy. It makes you feel that person doesn’t like you”.

Next to be called to the Diary Room is Michelle. She nominates Tina. “I feel a little bit intimidated when she let’s rip about her opinions. I feel sometimes that my opinion, or somebody else’s, isn’t the same as hers then she will come down on us quite heavily and that’s when I feel a little bit intimidated to not be allowed my own opinion. It’s just not a very nice atmosphere sometimes.” Her second nomination goes to Coolio. “Coolio is making my time here less enjoyable because I feel I have to second guess myself about Ben because he makes me feel like we are not allowed to be friendly with each other. It’s unfair, it’s uncalled for. I feel like his comments are hurting my boyfriend on the outside and I hope he’s not. I don’t want that I just want to get on with things. I don’t want to feel uneasy around anybody.”

Mutya is next. She nominates Tommy. “Even if one of my friends I loved to death laughed as he laughed I’d tell them to shut up because I find it really annoying but I just think the laughing and all that stuff irritates me. I’m not too sure if it’s a genuine laugh.” The second person she nominates is Verne. “Just because I’ve not been able to…we’ve not really communicated. I don’t think I’ve got to know him well whereas with everyone else I’ve been able to sit down and have a conversation. I find it hard myself to talk to Verne. I don’t feel comfortable asking why he is the way he is, what girlfriends he’s been out with – just simple little things but I don’t feel comfortable.”

Next to nominate is Terry. He nominates Michelle. “The lovely Michele, the Geordie lass. I’ve noticed her being a bit touchy with people and to me she is going to end up voting out, or voting for people that I like and want to stay in the house. I’m sorry Michelle as it all goes this is a game and I’m voting you out because there are people I want to stay in the house who are more my cup of tea than you.” His second nomination goes to Ulrika. “She’s very pleasant to me but she doesn’t really like me and hasn’t from day one. I think it’s her feeling uncomfortable about that that has made her the way she is. Since I kind of confessed to her that I was irritated by her that day about one or two things I think she has been a little bit too uncomfortable around me. Obviously, everything is amplified with people living on top of each other and the way we are so the irritations come up. I just think that, she doesn’t hate me or anything, I think she finds me irritating and I think I’m always going to be somebody she’d find hard to like. She’s protested too much, let’s out it this way, ‘Oooh, I’m better than anybody else’, but you know what, yes, you do chuck.”

The sixth person into the Diary Room is Tina. She nominates Michelle first. “She’s quite superficial. I think she’s quite shallow. She is permanently obsessed with how she looks. She makes out she is insecure and bothered about how she looks but then she prances round in a towel when there is no reason. Michelle wants you to know that she’s doing the weights that she’s working out. She wants you to know she eats wheat free bread and the licking the crisp thing is like, ‘hello, get a grip, go have a bag of salt’.” Her second nomination goes to Ben. “Bland is probably the word. You meet some people in life, I’ve got friends whos are absolutely gorgeous but have great personalities, just because you’re fat doesn’t mean you have to be funny. Just because you are gorgeous doesn’t mean you can just appear and I think he just sometimes appears. He was talking about a date he went on with a girl, he didn’t really give her a chance because he was watching if she had stake or fish fingers and to me it’s a bit like, ‘get a grip’ watching what you spend on a date. I don’t like that side of him.”

Next is Tommy. He nominates Ulrika. “She is very opinionated and often doesn’t listen when you try and have a discussion with her and cuts across you mid stream. That annoys me. When she was trying to operate the hand held DVD player and couldn’t work out how to rewind I did offer to show her how to operate it and I was dismissed like a numpty because she thought that I was treating her like someone who didn’t know how to work it.” His second nomination is Mutya. “I don’t think she is handling the house experience as well as others. Very rarely will Mutya break into song and join in with the rest of us or suggest a game for us to play. Very rarely, if ever, will Mutya volunteer to do the cleaning up. If Mutya wasn’t in the house I’m not sure I personally would miss her being here because of the lack of contribution in terms of entertainment, cooking or cleaning.

Ulrika is next. Her first nomination goes to Ben. “I don’t think Ben contributes conversationly, verbally I don’t find him particularly insightful. There seems to be no colour to him. There seems to be no light and shade and then physically he doesn’t seem to contribute anything. With Ben, I find it a bit irritating he goes around singing like a girl and I know that’s boy band but it’s a bit girly.” Ulrika’s second nomination goes to La Toya. “Sometimes I feel when I approach her she looks terrified. Now that maybe her, or she maybe scared of me. I might be a bit too much for her but it’s very hard then. I feel scared each time I approach her and I want to check she’s alright. I want to try and bring her into the fold but she hasn’t opened”.

The final housemate to nominate is Verne. He nominates Ulrika. “Me and Ulrika were doing the duet. I don’t know if she was trying to be in control. She was a little over controlling, she wanted to play the DVD every time and I just wanted to listen to it and get everything I needed out of it for myself.” His second nomination goes to Tina. “She is one of the loud people that are in the house. Like many others, she is not alone, she is loud and it’s hard to get a word in. I find myself trying to speak and there is just no opportunity. It’s almost everyday. She thinks she is more attractive and untimely full of herself.”

The overall nominations tally after four rounds of eviction nominations is as follows:

Ben 2
Coolio 1
La Taoya 1
Michelle 3
Mutya 3
Terry -
Tina 3
Tommy 1
Ulrika 5
Verne 1

Tina Malone has turned her sharp tongue onto one of her fellow housemates during a trip the Big Brother diary room.

Jack Whitehall played a clip on last night’s Big Brother’s Big Mouth on which Tina exclaimed:

“I think she’s quite superficial. Shallow. Spends too long preening herself.

“Makes out like she’s really insecure, but prances around in just a towel.”

Jack refused to reveal who Tina was backstabbing but I reckon it has to be Michelle Heaton. Let’s face it, it’s not something we weren’t thinking ourselves anyway!

Celebrity Big Brother housemates will nominate for the first time today, and some of them are quite nervous about the prospect.

Tina Malone said a few days ago that she was looking forward to nominations and could easily put five names forward if Big Brother allowed her, however today it was a different story and Tina was not as keen to get her turn in the diary room. She said:

“My opinions change from day to day about a lot of things. I’m f****** s******* it.”

Tina Malone and her ridiculous claims are getting worse day by day. I have never ever seen anyone with such an unjustified overly inflated ego in all my life.

Last week she was the dirtiest and most sought after woman on the planet, yesterday she was the most intelligent and now she is the most clued in.

Not only is Tina “extremely well read”, not only is she “f**king brilliant” in her acting career, but she is also a qualified life coach with rich and important gangster clients.

Do you believe her? No neither do I!

Tina Malone crawled further up her own a**e last night when she blasted rapper Coolio for daring to suggest that they were alike.

Sitting in the press pen with Lucy, Tina ranted: “You know what he said to me earlier? He said ‘me and you are the most alike, people either love us or hate us because we say what we think’.

“You know what I felt like saying to him?” added the Shameless star, “I felt like saying ‘I’m actually highly intellectual and well read. You’re not’.”

“He’s not intelligent. He’s really not.”

So she is the most intelligent woman in the world and the most sexy. A woman with all those skills shouldn’t have needed to enter Big Brother in the first place!

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Tina Malone last night told Ulrika why she is so comfortable with herself.

Tina doesn’t mind being a tad (?) overweight as she is sure that despite her size, her filthy language and the constant fag smoking, everyone wants a piece of her.

She explained: “I look dirty, and that’s why men flirt with me. That’s why men and women flirt with me.”

She then added: “Everyone else wants to f*** me.”

As a sexually active woman I can assure Tina…I so don’t!!!!

It is only three days in to this years series of Celebrity Big brother and already the fat loud bird is beginning to annoy me.

On Friday night I thought that Tina Malone may be a breath of fresh air as I do like an honest person who says what they think. However she is not just honest, she is brash and crude and she smokes way too much!

Since entering the house Tina has talked constantly about herself but in a completely contradictory manner. One minute she’s this quiet little thing, who is always sober and has low self esteem. The next minute she’s Mrs Self Confident who always says what she thinks and was forced to give up drinking after she nearly pickled her liver ten years ago.

Tina takes pride in the fact that she brought about 1,000 cigarettes into the house and in the fact that she has the most terrible dress sense in the world (what was that fur thing and glittery cap she wore on launch night?).

She was obviously furious with Tommy Sheridan when he decided to work yesterdays task alphabetically, meaning Tina missed out on appearing in a 10 second credit shot. She also kicked up a fuss when Terry and Latoya’s actions meant that the group lost one token which could be used for hot water, and woe betide anyone who suggested exchanging the token to watch today’s football match because she wasn’t taking a cold shower…..not for anyone!

So that’s my rant over, but has anyone stood out for you yet in this years Celebrity housemates? Leave you comments below or jump over to our forum for a chat.

Tina Malone entered the Big Brother house on the 2nd of January 2009.

I previously said that Ben Adams was the least famous ‘celebrity’ in this years house but Tina could certainly give him a run for his money.

Tina used to play Mo in brookside (so she says!) and her most recent role was as Mimi Maguire in Channel 4’s Shameless.