The Apprentice kicks off again tomorrow night and there is bound to be some freaks included in the lineup. But to get an idea of some the the real weirdos who applied for this years the series have a look at the BBC clip above.

One woman describes herself as “ingenius”. She goes on to say that she is “controlled nuclear fusion” and in case you were wondering she doesn’t just “transmit energy, she is light itself!” The only problem is that she ended her audition by crooning a tune from Phantom Of The Opera….could she be applying for the wrong show?

It might have been fun to keep this woman on the show, you never know she might have even got off with the strange guy who thinks his ability to do the splits is his most impressive quality.