Former TOWIE star – and current star of his own series, Hollywood Nights – Mark Wright has revealed that he’d love to play the male protagonist in a movie adaptation of “mummy porn” novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.

While speaking to the Daily Star, Mark claimed that playing S&M connoisseur Christian Grey would be right up his street – although he hastened to add he’s not into violent nookie – and help him make his mark in Hollywood.

He said, “I’d love to play Christian, that would be such a great part for me.

“Everybody is loving that book right now.

“I’m not into sadomasochism myself though, I’m more of a romantic. I swear I’ve never been whipped in my life…”

Mark went on to reveal that the extent of his kinkiness is a fantasy he has about actress Eva Mendes.

He explained, “I’ve always gone on about how much I fancy Eva Mendes, and I would love to lick cake icing off of her, but I don’t think she’d be interested.”

Well y’never know until you ask Mark.

However, moving on, and Mark also revealed that he wouldn’t mind being the next James Bond either. Doesn’t want much does he?

He said, “I want to be James Bond one day. Nothing fazes me. You’ve got to have ambition.

“I want to be a massive Hollywood actor.”