The Only Way is Essex returns to ITV2 with a naked Gemma Collins and skinny James ‘Arg’ Argent! (PICTURES)

The Only Way is Essex returned to ITV2 tonight and tehre was much less of Arg to see than usual.

The chubby crooner revealed that not only has he managed to lose two stone in as many months, but he’s also opted into the celebrity lifestyles, gotten veneers and admitted that his new look had made him a lot more confident.

Lydia Bright’s mum Debbie was shocked by his transformation and exclaimed:

“Oh my god James, look at you, there’s nothing of you!”

“Where’s your love handles? I’m really really proud of you!”

Awww sweet!

But while there was less of Arg to go around, we got to see even more of his pal Gemma Collins than usual in the first episode of the fifth series.

Since it’s the Titanic’s 100 year anniversary, the larger than life, busty blonde decided to mark the occasion, by recreating a scene from the Hollywood movie about the doomed ship.

Collins whipped off her clothes and just like Rose, posed for her boyfriend, spread eagled on a chaise longue, as he painted her as best he could.

Gemma said she felt like a ‘pig in a blanket’ ….. we couldn’t be so cruel as to agree with her could we?

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